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1. "A few weeks ago you told me that Lane had a crush on me. Well, I have a crush on her, too. Now, I know you have very strict rules about dating and boys, but I just want you to know that I'm a good person. I don't smoke, I don't drink, I've never gotten a ticket, I'm healthy, I take care of myself, I floss. I never watch more than 30 minutes of television a night partly because I think it's a waste of time and partly because there's nothing on. I respect my parents, I do well in school, I never play video games in case they do someday prove that playing them can turn you into a serial killer. I don't drink coffee. I hate soda because the carbonation freaks me out. I'm happy to give up meat if you feel strongly about it. I don't mind wearing a tie. I enjoy playing those hymns on my guitar, and I really, really want to take your daughter to the prom. Mrs. Kim? Please don't make me repeat that list again."
2. Speaker 1: "She's back. She's coming back!"
Lorelai: "What? Where?"
Speaker 1: "I don't know, maybe she forgot her phone, or her spell book, or something."
3. "Taylor, no, no, no, no, and every day from now on 'til the end of my life, I am gonna come in here and say, "Taylor, no." And when I die, I'm gonna have them freeze me next to Ted Williams, and when they find the cure to what I died of and they unfreeze me, my first words are gonna be, "How's Ted?" followed closely by, "Taylor, no."
4. Speaker 1: "Hey, you know what I just realized? Oy is the funniest word in the entire world. I mean think about it, you never hear the word oy and not smile. Impossible. Funny, funny word."
Emily: "Oh dear God."
Speaker 1: "Poodle is another funny word. In fact, if you put oy and poodle together, in the same sentence, you'd have a great new catch phrase you know? Like, 'Oy with the poodles already'. So from now on, when the perfect circumstances arise, we will use our favorite new catch phrase- Oy with the poodles already! I'm telling you, it's knocking 'Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis' right out of first place."
5. "This town is like one big outpatient mental institution."
6. Lorelai: "What, did you break into our house, you got all dressed in black and pulled a 'Mission: Impossible'?"
Speaker 2: "Actually, I came down the chimney and pulled a Santa Claus."
Lorelai: "Very funny."
Speaker 2: "Thought a ridiculous accusation deserved a ridiculous response."
7. "Now, walk smooth. That's the new 'Harry Potter' on your heads. If they should drop, Harry will die, and there won't be anymore books."
8. Lorelai: "Rory, we're home."
Speaker 2: "Lorelai, you really should think about..."
Lorelai: "Rory, for the love of God be home."
9. Luke: "He paid you for it, right?"
Speaker 2: "Nothing's free."
Luke: "And he paid cash?"
Speaker 2: "Mostly twenties."
Luke: "Did you make sure Andrew Jackson was on the bills, not Alfred E. Newman or someone?"
Speaker 2 "Looked real to me."
Luke: "Well, when he took the money out of wherever he had it, did a mask or a gun fall out?"
Speaker 2: "No, but he was carrying it in a canvas bag with a big dollar sign on it."
Luke: "Really?"
Speaker 2: "No."
Luke: "Good."
Speaker 2: "Guys are stupid."
10. Speaker 1: "You have the word "Juicy" on your rear end."
Lorelai: "Uh... Well, if I'd known you were coming over, I would have changed."
Speaker 1: "Into what? A brassiere with the word "Tasty" on it?"
11. Speaker 1: "Who are the rosary beads for?"
Lorelai: "They're mine."
Speaker 1: "What do you need rosary beads for?"
Lorelai: "They're cute."
Speaker 1: "They're for prayer."
Lorelai: "Well, pray they match my blue suit."
Speaker 1: "They've just upgraded you to a queen-size bed, jacuzzi tub, junior suite in hell."
12. Speaker 1: "I pierced my nose. And within an hour of having it done, my nose swelled up to four times its normal size, blocking all nasal passage, making it impossible to breathe. I went to the emergency room, where they pried the thing out of my nose and shot me up with antibiotics. I spent the night with an ice pack strapped to my face. It seems that I was allergic to the crap metal hoop that I paid $19.95 to have jammed into my nose."
Louise: "Did you take a picture?"
Speaker 1: "No, Louise, I did not take a picture. I was a little busy trying to get air to my brain cells, a burden you've not yet faced."
13. Rory: "And we get to wear uniforms. No more having people check you out to see what jeans you're wearing 'cause everyone's dressed alike in boring clothes and just there to learn."
Speaker 2: "Okay, there's academic-minded and then there's Amish."
14. Speaker 1: "I have night terrors."
Luke: "Night terrors?"
Speaker 1: "Basically, I freak out at beddy-bye. About an hour after I fall asleep, I wake up in panic. Everything around me seems threatening, scary, out to get me. Two nights ago, I was suddenly gripped with the overwhelming feeling that there was an assassin in my house. I had to get out of the room before he got me, so I jumped out of bed and locked my pillow in the bathroom."
Luke: "Why?"
Speaker 1: "Because it was a bomb."
Luke: "Of course."
Speaker 1: "After neutralizing my pillow, I ran up the stairs, climbed out the bathroom window, scaled the trellis up the side of the house, and hid on the roof...completely naked."
Luke: "Aw, jeez!"
Speaker 1: "The worst part of night terrors is it always ends up with me on top of the roof completely naked or running down the street completely naked or swimming in the community-center pool completely naked. That was the time I thought I was on fire."
15. Speaker 1: "How about that one?"
Lorelai: "Too pale. Pale means sickly."
Speaker 1: "Or sunscreen."
Lorelai: "Or mad cow disease."
Speaker 1: "Pale does not mean mad cow disease."
Lorelai: "Have you ever had mad cow disease?"
Speaker 1: "Twice last week and my coloring was great."
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