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1. All anyone wants to pay attention to is my human's son and his radio program. The TV show's even named after HIM! I stare at him while he eats breakfast or reads psychology books, but I can't figure him out. Then he complains because I lie on his couch. Who am I?
2. My human never figured out that, when I said "Freeze!" as he entered my room at the King Edward's Hotel, I meant it! You'd think an undercover police detective would be smarter than that. Instead, he'd shove sunflower seeds into my beak or have me drink beer from a bottle. You'd think someone that answered his phone for him would get more respect! Who am I?
3. This bumbling buffoon of a sheriff keeps bouncing me all over the seat of his patrol car while he chases after a couple of guys in a red Dodge Charger that he never can catch. You think he'd learn that he can't jump bridges. And don't get me started about that kooky laugh of his! I'm so tired of his telling everyone that I'm an "attack dog"! I just want to sleep! Who am I?
4. Okay, so I live on this Metro-Dade Police Detective's boat, which he uses as his home, something he calls the "St. Vetus Dance". He keeps telling everyone I'm the "resident drug-sniffer and watch-gator", but really I think he uses me to make the ladies think he's cool. Hey, I've got to be more interesting than those silly jackets he wears over his T-shirts! Who am I?
5. I live in this high-rise Manhattan apartment with a documentary film maker and a public relations executive. This doesn't sound so bad, but I have to put up with a lot. They laugh at me when I run into walls (thinking I'm chasing phantom mice), dress me up as a camel (hump and all) for Halloween, and then get upset when I have some fun with the neighbor's dog! Who am I?
6. No pet has it worse than I. I live in a basement of a house filled with a bunch of weirdos--several vampires and a monster like Frankenstein's. One of them--Grandpa--uses me as his guinea pig in his lab experiments, until I get fed up and fly off. Once the old guy referred to me as "a rat with wings". Sometimes, the rest of the family mistake the shape-shifting Grandpa for me! Insulting! Who am I?
7. No, wait! I'm the one who had the worst situation. On the pilot, my humans lose me while crossing a river and then continue jorneying to the prairie because they think I'm dead! On another episode, "Pa" almost shoots me because he thinks I have rabies! Later, "Half-Pint" neglects the foxtails in my ears and lets me die! Then she quickly replaces me with some showoff border collie named Bandit--on the same episode as my death! Who am I?
8. If Mr. Ed had his own show, then certainly I should have had one! I lived on the Ziffel farm, and despite all of my amazing talents, everyone focused on those city slickers who bought the old Haney Place. I could write, paint, change TV channels, and play the piano. I went to school and served as a paper carrier in the Army. I agree with some friends of mine: "Four legs good, two legs bad"! Who am I?
9. It's just simply insulting! The master of the grounds hired a private investigator for security when we two should have been more than enough! When we hear "Patrol" from our British-accented human, we begin our guard duty; we also respond to at least 34 visual commands. We deserve a reward for all the times we've been drugged and shot with tranquilizer darts! Anyway, we release our frustrations by chasing the P. I. down the beach. Who are we?
10. I was always so misunderstood! All I wanted to do was show my human how happy he made me, so I'd jump on him every night when he pedalled his car home from work, barking emphatically and drowning him with slobbery licks. He would complain until reluctantly caving in. I even rescued his little red-haired girl on a few occasions. They treated me like a dog, but I wasn't! Who am I?
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