Cracking Up Over "GTA V" Cryptics Quiz

Answer: Adder

To join numbers together is to ADD and a well-known George Clooney TV show is "ER"

The Truffade Adder car is in the class of super in "Grand Theft Auto V" and bears a resemblance to the Bugatti Veyron. For "Grand Theft Auto Online" players to be able to keep this car in their garage, the car must be purchased from the in-game website, Legendarymotorsport.net. This website is easily accessed from the iFruit phone or laptops scattered around the game. Be wary of destroying this car if playing online as the insurance costs of replacing this car is $12.000, even if the car is not yours.

Answer: Banshee

"Has been" is an anagram of the word BANSHEE

The Bravado Banshee in "Grand Theft Auto V" looks like a Dodge Viper and is in the car class of sports. The car in single player and the online game comes in a hard top and convertible version. In earlier versions in the "Grand Theft Auto"series such as "Grand Theft Auto: Vice City", instead of looking like a Dodge Viper the Banshee looked similar to a Corvette C4. I did own a Banshee in "Grand Theft Auto Online" but I sold it as I wanted the Obey 9f convertible, which looks like the Audi R8.

Answer: FELTZER

Hidden cue went through the FELT, ZERo chance

The Benefactor Feltzer in "Grand Theft Auto V" is classed as a sports car. The Feltzer in various games throughout the "GTA" series has most of time resembled SL vehicles designed by Mercedes Benz. In "Grand Theft Auto IV" the Feltzer was one of the better handling cars in the video game and this has continued on in "Grand Theft Auto V". As with most cars in "Grand Theft Auto V", the Feltzer can be modified when it is driven into Los Santos Customs. Various paint jobs and extras such as rear wings, armour, coloured exhaust gas and bullet proof tires can purchased from them. The prices can be a bit steep but such things are must when driving about in free mode in "Grand Theft Auto Online", as you want the coolest looking car when taunting the cops. Spike strips can but a real dampener on your day as well as effect the handling of the car, as it will be on its rims if the tires are not bullet proof.

Answer: Bison

You get the word BISON when you take the initials from (B)ob (I)nsists (S)adie (O)n (N)ever

The Bravado Bison in "Grand Theft Auto V" is classed as van, though it resembles more of a four door pickup truck. The only time I drive the Bison is while playing "Grand Theft Auto Online" during a contact mission for Lester called "Sinking Feeling". If the mission starts from its go to spawn point (All contact missions can be started anywhere on the map of Los Santos. However if jobs are chosen from the random jobs screen after a completed job it will start from its go to spawn location) there is a Bison outside the tunnel entrance that any of the online players can use. While the Bison is a four door vehicle it tends to allow only three players inside the vehicle while the fourth player sits on the back wheel arch.

Answer: Mule

Elum when reversed spells the word MULE.

The Maibatsu Mule is in the commercial class and is a box truck. They are often seen around Los Santos with various company logos on them such as Post Op, Meteorite and eCola. If stolen they cannot be stored in the garage, the same applies for those that have been purchased if bought from the in-game website, Warstock Cache & Carry. Once larger vehicles such as the Rhino Tank, Buzzard Attack Helicopter, Shuttle Bus and Mule have been purchased they must be delivered if you want them by Pegasus. Pegasus is a concierge service in the world of "Grand Theft Auto Online" and only costs $200 for them to deliver the required special vehicle. Once bought these special vehicles are always available from Pegasus and can be even used if you order them during a contact mission if you have the time to pick them up.

Answer: Rumpo

Sailor's alcohol is RUM and one of the Teletubbies is called PO.

Rumpo is a village in Estonia and is on the island of Vormsi which is part of Laane County.

The Bravado Rumpo in "Grand Theft Auto V" is in the class of vans. The Rumpo has appeared in various games in the "Grand Theft Auto" series such as "Grand Theft Auto III" and "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas". As well as coming in normal colours it can be seen around Los Santos with the Weazel News logo on the side of the van. In "Grand Theft Auto Online" players can watch Weazel News from the comfort of their safe house on the television screens. The Weazel News channel enables you to watch other online players in the same free mode session as you, without getting caught in the chaos that they are causing or just stumbled into.

Answer: Panto

"On tap" is an anagram of the word PANTO

The Benefactor Panto car is in the compacts class of car in "Grand Theft Auto V" and is similar looking to the Smart Fortwo. The Panto was not part of the original game and was included in the "I'm not a Hipster Update" which was released as a free DLC for "Grand Theft Auto V". While driving the Panto about in free mode in "Grand Theft Auto Online" can be perilous due to Sticky Bombs, RPGs and Homing Rocket Launchers. I have had some great laughs in it as driving super and sport cars all the time can become a bit boring. Trust me when I say watching a Panto roll down Mount Chiliad is hilarious and your car may blow up in the process, but still a hoot.

Some of the other vehicles included in the "I'm not a Hipster Update" were the Dubsta, Rhapsody, Blade, Warrener and Glendale. Two new weapons came also as part of the update and they were the Antique Cavalry Dagger and Vintage Pistol. Both of these weapons could be used in either "Grand Theft Auto V" or "Grand Theft Auto Online".

Answer: Sultan

Looking in the conSUL TANning.

The Karin Sultan is in the class of sports car in "Grand Theft Auto V" and shares its looks from a Subaru Imprezza and Mitsubishi Evo. The RS Sultan in "Grand Theft Auto IV" was my all-time favourite car in that game due to its high speed and handling. Sadly don't seem to drive the Sultan as much in "Grand Theft Auto V" but other players in "Grand Theft Auto Online" still honour this great car. One feature in "Grand Theft Auto Online" is a content designer in which other players can design various races and deathmatchs and publish them to be played and rated by other online players. Some designed content is then verified by Rockstar ("Grand Theft Auto V" publisher) and it is then used in a playlist or can be chosen straight away by other online players. One designed and verified race by another player is called "Sultans of Swing" and you race against other players, in which everybody is driving the Sultan car. The race is on and off-road and the off-road sections are good for drifting.

Answer: Slamvan

You get the word SLAMVAN when you take the initials (S)imon (L)ures (A) (M)ighty (V)ixen (A)t (N)ight

Despite it having van in its name, the Vapid Slamvan is in the muscle car class. The Slamvan was one of the vehicles, weapons and clothes that were part of the content during the "Festive Surprise" in 2015/16. The clothes (Apart from the Red Stocking Mask if you got it!) only lasted during the duration of the "Festive Surprise" event, whereas once downloaded the weapons and vehicles would be available during and after the event. I purchased the Slamvan when it first came out on "Grand Theft Auto Online" and fully upgraded it, soon regretting the upgrades. As part of the "Festive Surprise" for the online players it snowed in Los Santos only for me to be in the Slamvan at the time when the snow hit. The Slamvan is very easy to lose control of when you fully upgrade it, add the snow and I was just doing doughnuts. Luckily the snow only lasted for four days in "Grand Theft Auto Online". Despite my ability in driving the Slamvan I have kept the car just for the comedy value of me driving it.

Answer: Regina

Aniger when reversed spells the word REGINA

The Dundeary Regina is a four door car that is in the sedan class and resembles a station wagon. The handling of Regina is ok for a car that is the same length of a Nimitz-class aircraft carrier and mind blowing top speed of "Are we there yet?". The reality is there are much better cars in the sedan class if you want to purchase one such as the Enus Super Diamond, Chevel Fugitive and the Obey Tailgater. The Tailgater is the car that the playable character Michael owns and drives in "Grand Theft Auto V". The Regina despite my scorn has featured in various games in the "Grand Theft Auto" series.