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"Skyrim" Guards Trivia Quiz

This is a quiz all about Skyrim's guards. They crack me up! Mostly dialogue, so this may be a little tricky. Hope you enjoy! Good luck! "The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim" is for PS3, Xbox 360 and PC.

A multiple-choice quiz by CouthSKYRIM555. Estimated time: 4 mins.

Author
CouthSKYRIM555

Time
4 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
349,315

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
10

Difficulty
Average

Avg Score
6 / 10

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939

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Question 1 of 10

1. What color do Dawnstar guards wear? Hint

White

Purple

Light blue

Yellow

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Question 2 of 10

2. Finish this statement: "I used to be an adventurer like you..." Hint

"...and I wish I still was."

"...someone stole your sweetroll..."

"...then I took an arrow in the knee."

"...then I got a job as a guard."

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Question 3 of 10

3. If you have a high skill in Pickpocket, what do the guards say? Hint

"I find your hand in my pocket, I'm going to cut it off."

"Hands to yourself, sneak thief!"

"I wish I would've caught you trying to pick people's pockets."

"You've got some nimble fingers. What have you been getting into?"

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Question 4 of 10

4. When you run into a guard, which statement comes from the guard with the lower voice only? Hint

"Hey, watch it!"

"Mind yourself."

"Be careful!"

"Oaf."

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Question 5 of 10

5. What do the guards say when you have your magic in your hands (not when you're casting them, just having them drawn)? Hint

"Go cast your fancy magic someplace else."

"That spell looks dangerous. Please be careful!"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Watch the magic!"

"Do you mind?"

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Question 6 of 10

6. Finish this statement: "No..." Hint

"...lollygaggin'."

"...getting drunk."

"...harrassing."

"...farting."

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Question 7 of 10

7. What do the guards say when the Mace of Molag Bal is in your sheathe? Hint

"Sweet mace. Can I have it?"

"What do you aim on doing with that hammer, my friend? Knock down a house?"

"Hey, put that damned mace away right now!"

"That mace. Get it away from me. Get it away!"

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Question 8 of 10

8. Complete this statement: "Hail summoner. Conjure me up a ________, would you?" Hint

Cask of ale

Set of armor

Warm bed

Basket of food

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Question 9 of 10

9. Finish this statement: "Let me guess..." Hint

"...you need a drink. Head to the Silver-Blood Inn."

"...someone stole your sweetroll..."

"...someone punched your arm..."

"...a mosquito bit you..."

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Question 10 of 10

10. What do guards in cities under Imperial control say when you're wearing Stormcloak armor? Hint

They don't say anything, they attack you.

"This is an Imperial-controlled city. You'd best clear out."

"That Stormcloak's armor is getting on my nerves."

"Get out of here, Stormcloak!"

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. What color do Dawnstar guards wear?

Answer: White

Winterhold guards wear light blue. Riften guards wear purple. Whiterun guards wear yellow.

2. Finish this statement: "I used to be an adventurer like you..."

Answer: "...then I took an arrow in the knee."

The guards say "...someone stole your sweetroll..." after they say, "Let me guess..." The other two I made up. And also, this statement in the question refers to an Easter egg. They say that because there are no greaves in Skyrim!

3. If you have a high skill in Pickpocket, what do the guards say?

Answer: "I find your hand in my pocket, I'm going to cut it off."

The guards say, "Hands to yourself, sneak thief!" when you have a low skill in Sneak. The guards in "The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion" say, "You've got some nimble fingers. What have you been getting into?" when you have a high Security skill. I made, "I wish I would've caught you trying to pick people's pockets." by myself.

4. When you run into a guard, which statement comes from the guard with the lower voice only?

Answer: "Mind yourself."

Both guard voices say, "Hey, watch it!" and "Be careful!". Only certain females say, "Oaf."

5. What do the guards say when you have your magic in your hands (not when you're casting them, just having them drawn)?

Answer: "Go cast your fancy magic someplace else."

The guards say, "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Watch the magic!" when your spell is charged. Guards don't say, "That spell looks dangerous. Please be careful!". Another type of NPC does. Nobody in the game says, "Do you mind?"; I made that up.

6. Finish this statement: "No..."

Answer: "...lollygaggin'."

I made the other three up. Be careful! You can get arrested for lollygagging. There's an Orc in Cidnha Mine in Markarth. If you ask him what he's in for, he'll say, "Murder, banditry, theft, assault,... and lollygaggin'." I'm not kidding. He says that. You won't get arrested, though, I was just trying to be dramatic.

7. What do the guards say when the Mace of Molag Bal is in your sheathe?

Answer: "That mace. Get it away from me. Get it away!"

I made up everything else, except one. Guards say, "What do you aim on doing with that hammer, my friend? Knock down a house?" when Volendrung, Malacath's Daedric artifact, is equipped.

8. Complete this statement: "Hail summoner. Conjure me up a ________, would you?"

Answer: Warm bed

I made all of the incorrect statements up. You can hear the guards say the correct answer when you have a high Conjuration skill. I you have a low Conjuration skill, they say, "So you can cast a few spells. Am I supposed to be impressed?"

9. Finish this statement: "Let me guess..."

Answer: "...someone stole your sweetroll..."

I made the incorrect answers wrong. And also, this statement is another Easter egg. It refers to "Fallout 3", when Butch tries to punch you out of your sweetroll given to you by Old Lady Palmer on your tenth birthday. If you remembered Question 2, this answer should've been extremely easy.

10. What do guards in cities under Imperial control say when you're wearing Stormcloak armor?

Answer: "That Stormcloak's armor is getting on my nerves."

Yeah, they attack you in places like Castle Dour in Solitude, but they never say the other incorrect options; I made them up. If you are in a Stormcloak-controlled city, they say, "You wear that Stormcloak armor well, brother/sister."

Source: Author CouthSKYRIM555

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