28. "I'd probably be writing for the New Yorker, getting paid to be __"?
From Quiz 'TO That Could Have Been'
Answer:
funny
After Rachel tells everyone that Barry and Mindy were getting a divorce, she says, "God, could you imagine if I actually married him? I mean how different would my life be?" Ross says, "I know what you mean, I've always wondered how different my life would be if I'd never gotten divorced." Monica asks, "And what if I was still fat?" She then says to Chandler, "Well, you wouldn't be dating me, that's for sure." Joey says, "Hey, imagine if I never got fired off "Days Of Our Lives!" Chandler says, "What if I had had the guts to quit my job? I'd probably be writing for the New Yorker, getting paid to be funny. But my job's fun too! I mean tomorrow, I don't have to wear a tie." Phoebe says, "What if I had taken that job at Merrill Lynch?" Rachel says, "Merrill Lynch?" Phoebe says, "Yeah, I had a massage client who worked there and he said I had a knack for stocks." Rachel asks, "Well why didn't you take the job?" Phoebe says, "Because at that time you see, I thought everything that rhymed was true. So I thought, you know, that if I'd work with stocks, I'd have to live in a box, and only eat lox, and have a pet fox." Ross then asks, "Hey, do you guys think that if all those things happened, we'd still hang out?"