It's the grand opening of a new Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville restaurant, and all kinds of famous people are in attendance, including some who used their time machine to get here! The atmosphere is hopping inside with Little Richard banging on the ivories, singing about his favorite dessert
from "his gal, named Sue, she knows just what to do!" While on a dueling piano by the bar, Billy Joel is singing out "But
will get you high tonight and take you to your special island!" I guess the little push is working because several people are smiling.
Glenn Frey of the Eagles quietly says at the table by the front window, "It's another
. This old world still looks the same." Life has been crazy in the fast lane! Meanwhile, Jack Johnson, sitting next to him, looks sleepy and turns to his girl. He suggests that he got up too early and should be home right now. "I'll make you
pretend like it's the weekend now." But the perkiest member of their table, who clearly has had too much coffee, Larry Henley of The Newbeats, exclaims in a high falsetto voice, "Well, I like
! I like toast and jam! That's what baby feeds me!"
At a corner booth with a sweet tooth, a waitress asks the patrons what they want to order. Snoop Dogg says, "Wow, that's too fly for words! I'll take the
." Sitting next to Snoop, Eddie Van Halen quips, "I still love my baby's
' I'll take one of those, please." "I don't know what y'all are talking about,
tastes so good, make a grown man cry!" exclaims Jani Lane from Warrant. Clearly, dessert is the way to go for this group!
By the bar, George Thorogood is rather thirsty and orders
while Toby Keith hollers, "I want whiskey for my men,
." Billy Currington tips his hat at Toby and says, "I'm
." At the other end of the bar, Liam Gallagher from Oasis is in a metaphysical kind of mood, suggesting to no one in particular, "Someday you will find me caught beneath the landslide in a
in the sky."
Meanwhile, at the head table, after winning the celebrity lottery and getting to sit with the salty old pirate himself, Deana Carter is reminiscing about
when she was seventeen. The Andrews Sisters, the other lottery winners, also remember a really good time in Trinidad drinking
. When the waiter comes around, it should come as no surprise that Jimmy Buffett, after months at sea, wants a
! Just then, a bartender comes over to the son of a son of a sailor and shouts, "Look what I found! I found your lost shaker of salt!"