"Buffy" Numbers - Season 5 Trivia Quiz

Answer: 5124

The full address is 5124 Maple court, phone number: (805) 555-8966, as seen in "Shadow" when Tara and Giles look at the ad in the phone book.

My favourite quote from that scene:
Xander: "Am I right, Giles?"
Giles: "I'm almost certain you're not, but to be fair, I wasn't listening."

Answer: 213

The only episode I can remember this being seen is "The Body", when Xander and Anya come to pick up Tara and Willow to go to the morgue.

Answer: 4

Giles: "Obstinate bloody machine simply refused to work for me."
Willow: "Just call me the computer whisperer. Let's get scannin'. I want to see this puppy go."
Giles: "Start with those."
Willow: "Start? Where is finish?"

Giles wanted all information to be available to the Scooby gang since he was preparing to leave Sunnydale, but at the end Buffy tells him she still needs him as a watcher and he decides to stay.

Answer: $ 12.95

Giles: "Something's been taken from this case, look here."
Buffy: "What'd they take?"
Giles: "I should think an item of, of value, or-or power, possibly even a..."
Willow: "A unicorn. 10-inch ceramic unicorn imported from Thailand."
Buffy: "Was it valuable?"
Willow: "List price, $12.95."
Giles: "Which begs the question, what kind of an unholy creature fancies cheap tasteless statuary?"

The "unholy creature" is, of course, Harmony, who appears to have a unicorn obsession.

Answer: Fifty

Anya: "So... what happens next?"
Xander: "Well, at some point we take off our clothes."
Anya: "I mean what happens next in our lives? When do we get a car?"
Xander: "A car?"
Anya: "And a boat. No, wait, I don't mean a boat. I mean a puppy. Or a child. I have a list somewhere."
Xander: "What are you talking about?"
Anya: "Just... we have to get going. I don't have time just to let these things happen."
Xander: "There's no hurry."
Anya: "Yes there is. There's a hurry, Xander. I'm dying. I may have as few as 50 years left."

Answer: 150

Buffy: "What's going on? What are you doing? What if you have a heart attack?"
Riley: "Listen to me. Calm down."
Buffy: "*Me* calm down? I'm not the one with a pulse of 150."

Dawn discovered Riley's heart condition by accident when Joyce was brought into the hospital after fainting, and Ben loaned Dawn his stethoscope to keep her busy.

Answer: 60

Dawn: "Whoa... Mr. Giles! This place is so... wow. I mean, check out all the magic junk."
Giles: "Our new slogan..."
Dawn: "So when's it open? You know, for customers?"
Giles: "Since 9 this morning, actually."
Buffy: "Dawn. Go. Browse. And..."
Dawn:"'You break it, you bought it.' Heard you the first 60 times."

Dawn ended up breaking something after all. The Slayer reflexes obviously don't run in the family.

Answer: 8 P.M

Willow: "Okay. Guys, now remember, you have to be at the Bronze by 8."
Buffy: "Bronze."
Willow: "Tomorrow night! Tara's birthday!"
Buffy: "Right! Right."
Anya: "We have to bring presents, right? Birth is a present thing?"
Xander: "I got something... picked out, yeah."

This later led to Xander and Buffy's talk in the Magic Box on what to give Tara, and their realization that they didn't know her that well.

Xander: "With Willow it's like, she's got this... whole new thing in her life. But she's still Willow, so I can always figure her out. But Tara, I just know she likes Willow, and she already has one of those."

Answer: 1880

This can be seen in a flashback from London, 1880.

Answer: Number 5

Anya: "You sold someone a Khul's amulet and a Sobekian bloodstone."
Giles: "Yes, I believe I did."
Anya: "Are you stupid or something?"
Giles: "Allow me to answer that question with a firing."
Xander: "She's kidding! An, we talked about the employee-employer vocabulary no-nos. That was number 5."
Anya: "You never sell these things together, ever! Bad news!"

It turns out Glory used them to create a demon snake to search out the Key.

Answer: 4

Joyce: "The day after tomorrow. I don't think I can stand to stay here another two days just waiting."
Buffy: "Waiting? Gimme a break, we got, we got tons to do."
Dawn: "We have soap operas to watch and trashy magazines to read."
Buffy: "And an adjustable bed to fiddle with. That alone will keep me busy for 4 hours or so."

Answer: 5

It says:
"Don't Forget!
Winter Solstice, Hanukkah, Christmas, Kwanzaa, and Gurnenthar's Ascendance
Are Coming!"

As far as I've been able to tell Gurnenthar's Ascendance is made up.

Answer: 2

During training they were talking about Giles going to the Watcher's Council to find out more about Glory:
Buffy: "So you really think they might be able to help us?"
Giles: "If you mean are they gonna help us find out something about Glory... I saw that coming. You're dropping your shoulder. Uh, the resources that the Watchers Council has at their disposal... I mean the Central Library alone is just..."
Buffy: "Don't talk about the books again. You get all... and sometimes there's drool."

Answer: 7

Travers: "I don't think we need to see any more physical tests for a while. We can move on to the real review. Look into your strategies, plans... Figure out what's going on in that head."
Buffy: "Good. Head stuff."
Travers: "We start at 7 tonight. Give you time to... Well, however you prepare."

Answer: 100 feet

Dawn: "You guys doin' a spell?"
Willow: "Dawn, hey. Yeah, we're doing an early warning incantation. If anything hellgodishly powerful comes within 100 feet of the shop, then screechy siren things will, you know, screech."
Tara: "This should give us a heads-up so we can hide... the, um, key."
Willow: "We already put one up around your house."
Dawn: "Cool, can I help?"
Willow: "Well, I don't think Buffy would like the, uh, black arts bumpin' auras with the littlest Summers."
Dawn: "Yeah, whatever."
Tara: "How can she not be real?"
Willow: "She's real, she's just... kinda... new."

Answer: 6000

Buffy: "Poor Will. Still getting those headaches?"
Willow: "Fewer and further between, but... yep, they're still exercising their visitation rights."
Tara: "Honey, in case you didn't hear me the first 6000 times, no more teleportation spells."

Answer: 4:23

Joyce: "So is anyone gonna talk about my dress?"
Dawn: "I like it."
Joyce: "You sure? I mean, it's not too mom-ish?"
Dawn: "Oh. That was why I liked it."
Buffy: "You're both crazy. It's not mom-ish at all. It's sexy. It screams, 'Randy sex kitten, buy me one drink and I'll...' Oh, wait, that's not really good either."
Joyce: "Oh god. What time is it?"
Buffy: "4:23. You have lots of time until 7. Vast acres of time in which you could plant crops."

The second time Joyce asked it was 4:24. She was a bit nervous.

Answer: 1500s

Dawn: "Um, guys, hello, puberty? Sorta figured out the whole no Santa thing."
Anya: "That's a myth."
Dawn: "Yeah."
Anya: "No, I mean, it's a myth that it's a myth. There is a Santa Claus."
Xander: "The advantage of having a 1000-year-old girlfriend. Inside scoop."
Tara: "There's a Santa Claus?"
Anya: "Mm-hmm. Been around since, like, the 1500s. He wasn't always called Santa, but you know, Christmas night, flying reindeer, coming down the chimney -- all true."
Dawn: "All true?"
Anya: "Well, he doesn't traditionally bring presents so much as, you know, disembowel children, but otherwise..."
Tara: "The reindeer part was nice."

Answer: Three

Buffy: "I'm all phoned out. Will you? Unless it's my dad."
Giles: "Of course. Hello? Yes, yes they did. Thank you. The funeral is at 3 tomorrow. Do you know the Brown Brothers mortuary?"

Answer: 5

Buffy: "Dawn, if there are any plates in your room, let's have them before they get furry and we have to name them."
Dawn: "Hey, I was like 5 then."

Answer: 2 weeks

Doctor: "Benjamin. This is a pleasant surprise."
Ben: "I'm sorry I'm late."
Doctor: "You're not late."
Ben: "But sir-"
Doctor: "You can't be late to a job that you don't have. Interestingly enough, I've decided to give your job to someone who'll actually do it. Honest to God, Ben! I've been calling you for 2 weeks."

Answer: 12

This happened after Glory had sucked Tara's brain.

Answer: 10

Buffy: "One of my friends was hurt when you attacked us."
Knight: "And 10 of my men are dead. Honorable men. Shall we balance the scale?"

Answer: 3

She puts 1 on one nightstand, and 2 on the other.

Answer: 6

Buffy: "This is how many apocalypses for us now?"
Giles: "Oh, uh, well... 6, at least. Feels like a hundred."