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1. This first Southern-ism I heard often, since I was an uppity Yankee, bless my heart, "That feminine pronoun's organ of smell is characterized by an upward tilt potentially resulting in suffocation from condensed water cascading from an atmospheric disturbance." Can you identify the last word of this one?
2. During my attempt at playing poker in New Orleans, I was delighted to win a large pot of chips until the guy next to me said, "possibly a severely visually impaired arboreal rodent obtains via search the fruit of an oak at the present time or soon thereafter." Hidden within this Southernism is what kind of nut?
3. My Aunt Edna said of my ex-boyfriend, "that masculine pronoun descended with the assistance of gravity from the unappealing woody plant and made contact with all offshoots of that plant on the course downward." What did he fall from according to this Southernism?
4. I recently had to have my first ever cavity filled and my mother-in-law, noting my agitated state, said I was, "suffering from anxiety bearing resemblance to an considerably linear flexible appendage of a domesticated feline within a portion of a building containing a capacity amount of seats resting upon curved supports." What was the last word of this deciphered Southernism?
5. We experienced bad service at the Huddle House, and my father-in-law scoffed of our waitress, "that feminine pronoun lacks as much intelligence as a receptacle containing consolidated mineral matter." What was the last word of this Southernism?
6. As it is Thanksgiving, my Southern husband has been sneaking bites of dinner all day, and he told me the collard greens would, "cause the masculine pronoun's moveable organ within the oral cavity to strike sharply his convoluted mass of gray matter from its place." What body part is doing some damage in this Southernism?
7. Given the destructive habits of Southern Mother Nature, it's pretty horrifying to hear, "the masculine pronoun was as blithe as a destructive, funnel-shaped windstorm within a tract of terra firm containing manufactured dwellings." Where was the location identified in the end of this Southern-ism?
8. Being a Yankee, it was difficult adjusting to the relaxed pace Southerners enjoy, from the way they talk to the way they walk. So it takes a special person to have earned, "the masculine pronoun is more leisurely than refined sorghum navigating rising terrain in the first month of the year." What is he slower than?
9. It's quite rare to meet a woman of the Southern persuasion that isn't as sweet as sweet potato pie, at least, to your face. I assume they are talking about a Yankee woman if you hear, "the feminine pronoun is affirmatively more malicious than a domesticated canine possessed by a collection of discarded automobiles." What would the last word of this deciphered Southern-ism be?
10. Living above one's means is common the world over, but a Southern illustration of this universal truth would be, "The feminine pronoun possesses sparkling, dry white wine sensations of quality upon a malted hops beverage's allotment of funds." What would the last word of this Southern-ism be?
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