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1. At the beginning of the concert, he says, "It's good to be back in _____ again!"
2. "I think probably my favorite Southern word of all times: My Dad would use this word like when ____________ come in our front yard. My Dad would run out on the porch and holler, 'Gitonoutahere!'"
3. Here's a funny redneck joke: "If you've been on television more than 5 times describing _____________ , you might be a redneck."
4. Jeff tells the story of his life during the birth of his children. True or False: he and his wife videotaped the delivery of their first child?
5. Jeff tells everyone that the shortest time a woman spends in the hospital after giving birth, if nothing goes wrong, is how long?
6. Jeff tells us about how your parents always try to embarrass you, especially with the way they dress. He tells a story of how he was once in the grocery store with his dad, who was wearing ______ ?
7. "Single people throw the best parties 'cause they don't have to worry about their furniture getting messed up. Their friends can destroy everything they own, they're out ____________ "
8. According to his theory of how single people throw the best parties, who comes out of their clothes before the night is over?
9. Jeff tells the story of how he and his wife stayed at his mom's house when he went to his brother's wedding. What strange thing happens while he is there?
10. Jeff also tells the story of when he and his wife drove all the way across the United States. According to him, what is a woman's job on a long trip in the car?
11. "Do you ever have relatives who you see only once a year and you never talk to them? I have an Uncle Fred who the only thing I ever say to him is, 'Hey Fred, _________ ?' "
12. "I gotta be fair to my wife about driving 'cause she will volunteer to drive. The only problem is it's usually around mile ______ of a 500-mile trip."
13. "Women send their friends Thinking Of You cards. Men never do this. What would they say? 'Walt: Yesterday I saw a(n) ________ in my driveway that reminded me of your head. Thinking Of You, Ned.'"
14. "Men are like little kids 'cause we never come home when we're supposed to. We'll tell our wives, 'Baby, we'll be back, 5:30, quarter 'till 6 at the latest.' Then we come rollin in, like, ______ "
15. Another redneck joke: "If you have an above-ground pool and you....in it, you might be a redneck."
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