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1. Jeff's album "Sold Out" was recorded at a comedy club in his hometown. What city was that?
2. Jeff is most famous for his "You Might Be A Redneck" jokes. Let's see if you know this one.
"If your mother keeps a spit cup on the ____ , you might be a redneck."
3. "The designated driver program is not the world's most desirable job. But if you ever get talked into doing it, have fun with the group. Like at the end of the night, _____ !"
4. "I have a friend who works for 911, and he told me about this call that he got where a guy said, 'Hey dude, I need an ambulance!' And he says 'What?' He said, 'I need an ambulance! A dude just got hit by a car!' 'All right, tell me where you're at.' 'I'm down on _____ ' "
5. Jeff tells a story of how when his parents went out of town, he threw a party at his house and a cremated relative was knocked off the mantle and onto the floor, where she was vacuumed up. What relative was that?
6. "Kids today have it made. 'Cause if they don't like what's on television, they've got 40, 50 channels to choose from! Remember how many channels we got when we were kids? 3. And if the President was on, your night was shot. 'The President's on! He's on every channel! We're gonna miss _____ !' "
7. Here's another redneck joke.
"If you've ever worn a tube top to a _____ , you might be a redneck."
8. "Men just don't care about our appearance. We don't. You never see a guy picking up his buddy at 5:30 in the morning to go fishing and say, 'Bill, you ain't gonna wear that shirt with them shoes, are you? It's ________ , for crying out loud!' "
9. "I know women will stand outside the dressing room and ask other women what they think about the clothes they just tried on. Men never do this. 'Hey Ralph, is this too seductive?' 'Oh, no, Jim, and the ________ makes your eyes dance, get it!' "
10. "We know better than to come out of a movie theater saying, 'She is a sexy woman!', 'cause we know later that night we'll be at home eating meatloaf, saying, 'Hon, you know this meatloaf is a little dry.' 'Well, why don't you have ________ make you a meatloaf, then?' "
11. "Fighting doesn't become an art until you get married. Say you're single. Once you're through running your partner into the ground, there is nothing left to fight about. But once you're married and you fight, now you can bring their family into it. Keep the fight goin' another 2 or 3 weeks by saying something like, 'Well, I guess we'll just live like your fat alcoholic __________ then!' "
12. "I was so broke at one time in college, the bank sent a guy to reposess my car 'cause I didn't make a payment for almost a year. This guy shows up at my house and says, 'Mr. Foxworthy, I am from the bank, and unless you have $400, I am taking the ________ with me!' "
13. "I went to the family reunion and saw all the relatives like my Uncle Earl. It was a bad year for him. He lost his job as a cook at ________ because of his appearance."
14. What annoys Jeff about McDonalds?
15. "Everyone has someone they hate at work. Do this to them: Go up to them next Friday afternoon right at quitting time, look them straight in the face and ask,'Are you ______ ? That's the rumor.' And then leave."
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