Pour Me Some Hot Jones Trivia Quiz

Answer: Decemberween

In the "Homestar Runner" universe, Hot Jones is a fictional beverage similar to hot coffee or hot cocoa, though it was not specified what it is actually made of. It is often topped with whipped cream and red sprinkles. Hot Jones is served during Decemberween, a fictional winter holiday similar to Christmas that is celebrated by the "Homestar Runner" cast. Hot Jones was heavily featured in the "Puppet Stuff" episode "Decemberween Dangeresque" (December 23, 2017), where all the Hot Jones in the town was stolen by a French Canadian criminal played by a puppet version of Homestar Runner.

Answer: melonade

In the Homestar Runner cartoon titled "A Jumping Jack Contest" (April 27, 2000) Homestar was competing in a contest with Strong Bad, Pom Pom, Bubs and Strong Sad. In order to sabotage Homestar, Strong Bad has The Cheat continuously hydrate Homestar by bringing him glasses of melonade, a pink juice drink. Homestar ended up drinking 147 glasses of melonade, which threatened to cause him to drop out of the competition as his urge to use the bathroom increased.

However, the Poopsmith was called in to provide Homestar a "relief jar", which he filled while still jumping, keeping him in the contest.

Answer: pants

Sblounskched made its debut in Strong Bad Email #149 "candy product" (March 21, 2006). Sblounskched was a chocolate covered candy bar made to look like Strong Bad's pants with bite taken out of it. The inside of a Sblounskched bar consisted of marshmallow vapor inside of semi-solid licorice colloids, floating inside a filling of liquid nougat.

It was then covered by a "solid crispety cookety log". The log was then topped with pepperoni and "whole tiny bowls of crispy puffed rice cereal". Rather than have a standard candy bar shape, Strong Bad thought his pants would make the candy sell better and that the bite mark would deter any candy thieves.

Answer: skim milk and gummy bears

Suudsu appeared in Strong Bad Email #137 "bedtime story" (October 24, 2005). The writer asked Strong Bad to tell them a bedtime story as they he was having trouble falling asleep. While Strong Bad refused to tell a bedtime story, he did explain how he got The Cheat to fall asleep. Strong Bad would prepare The Cheat's favorite bedtime snack, Suudsu, which was a combination of "skim milk, gummi bears and pure genius".

He would then either sing The Cheat's favorite chainsaw lullaby about bran muffins or put him to sleep with a roach fogger.

Answer: Bull Honkey

Bull Honkey is a fictional energy drink (aka "caffeinergy sauce") in the "Homestar Runner" universe that is a spoof of the real energy drink, Red Bull. Bull Honkey made its debut on Strong Bad Email #156 "road trip" (September 4, 2006), where The Cheat revealed over 200 cans of the beverage from under a sheet which would presumably keep him and Strong Bad awake during their road trip in Bubs' disabled AMC Gremlin.

Answer: Marzipan

Marzipan is the only main character of the "Homestar Runner" web series who is female. She has a long slender neck and head and wears a purple dress that covers her whole body which makes her look like a broom. She has blond hair usually done in a ponytail and is drawn with no visible arms much like the main character, Homestar Runner. Marzipan, the food, is made from sugar and ground almonds.

It can be eaten on its own or mixed into various cookie and/or candy recipes.

Answer: Mountain Dew

On Strong Bad Email #78, "anything" (June 30, 2003), Homestar Runner answered one of Strong Bad's email's while he was away. The writer had asked Strong Bad if he ever "made anything out of anything". Homestar responded by saying he made several things, such as drink coasters out of Sega cartridges and shoes out of shoeboxes.

He then instructed the writer on "how to make a wet computer out of Strong Bad's computer". Homestar took a bottle of Mountain Dew soda and "liberally" poured it onto the keyboard. Strong Bad would get even in Strong Bad Email #200 "email thunder" (September 23, 2008) when he poured Mountain Dew onto Homestar's computer.

Answer: Marshie

Fluffy Puff Marshmallows made their debut in the short cartoon "Fluffy Puff Commercial", which had Homestar Runner filming a commercial for the fictional product. It took 854 takes to complete the commercial after Homestar kept botching his lines. Marshie, the mascot for Fluffy Puff Marshmallows, made his debut in the short cartoon "Meet Marshie" (August 26, 2002).

He is simply a marshmallow with a face and a bite mark on his forehead. Though he looks like an innocent kid-friendly mascot, his commercials tend to be pretty creepy.

Answer: veggie burger

Marzipan is Homestar Runner's girlfriend, though she has dumped him on more than one occasion. Marzipan is also a strict vegetarian. In the cartoon "Where's The Cheat?" (February 25, 2002), Homestar Runner made Marzipan a veggie burger for lunch. He put two olives and lettuce on it which made the sandwich look like a smiley face. Marzipan loved it and thought it was too cute to eat.

She named the veggie burger Homestar Jr. and she treated it like an infant rather than food, which drove Homestar Runner crazy begging for someone to eat the sandwich.

Answer: Blubbo's

The blue whale debuted in the short cartoon titled "Drive Thru" (March 19, 2007). Strong Bad ran into it while chasing after a toy rocket. The whale asked him if he'd like to try a combo meal, even though there was no restaurant nearby. The blue whale later appeared on Strong Bad Email #185 "nightlife" (December 10, 2007), where the whale was featured on the bag from Blubbo's restaurant that Strong Mad was using as the guest list for Club Technochocolate. Strong Bad managed to trick Strong Mad into letting him into the club by claiming to be Spicy Crispy Chicken Melt Johnson.