Professorjon Has A Slow Day Trivia Quiz

Answer: Maybelline

Ok, the first question was easy. But that's how we get you, by luring you in with a easy easy question. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

Answer: Wednesday

So how bored am I? Well, thirty minutes before I decided to write this quiz, Captain Stapler had ordered Sargeant Tape Dispenser and Corporal Scissors to begin a retreat, while Major Calculator ordered Lt. Nameplate to begin a counterattack with the second platoon consisting of paperclips.

Answer: Phosphoric Acid

So you are taking this quiz and you are supposing that since professorjon has so much time on his hands he must be an Executive. WRONG! I am just a 'little peon' in the company of life. I wonder how this happened. I mean I did not start out this way. It was not my ambition to be a peon. I did not raise my hand when the teacher asked what I want to be when I grow up, and say "Peon." Yet here I am. And it's not like I did not want to be something. I was not so ambitious that I wanted to be President of the United States. I would have settled for millionaire, with a nice house, a couple of cars and a couple of harems.

Instead I am stuck at my desk thinking up names for my stapler.

Answer: 6

So this morning I was sitting at my desk talking to myself and I was able to learn a few things. For instance, did you know the telephone does not have a Q? Or that ink pens come in such wonderful colors as red, blue and believe it or not, the color green? Or that Texas is surrounded by an ocean? Did you know these things? Do you care? That's the problem, nobody cares anymore. That's why I am such a geek. I am such a geek that I get pop up ads that are not flashing.

Answer: WD40

I know what you are thinking. Professorjon is a talented, well-respected genius. Oh, that's not what you were thinking? You were wondering why I have a can of WD40 on my desk. Well you know, it's a handy thing to have around. You never know when you will need it.

They don't call it 'the magic spray' for nothing. It has over two hundred uses. WD40 even has its own fan club. And I use it all the time. Just this morning I used it as air freshener because I er...well, we'll skip that part.

Answer: The Silent Speaker

If you had bothered to take my quiz on 'Ellery Queen' it might have helped you with this question. (nah) Queen also wrote "The Player on the Other Side" and "Inspector Queen's Own Case" (The other two novels in the volume). "The Silent Speaker" is by Rex Stout.

Answer: City or metroplex

Professorjon does not need a stinking map. I can be equally lost with or without one.

Answer: Arizona

That was a trick question. I live in Texas and no one has ever referred to North Dakota or New Mexico before as 'Great States.'

Answer: Colorado Avalanche

OK, I made up the other three so I hope you got this one right. There are only two things that are really important in life: The comfort of Professorjon and the Stars. Go STARS! So if you are not into Hockey, please, please, this weekend go down to your local library and check out a book on hockey. Tell them Professorjon sent you.

Answer: Writing General quizzes centering around Common Bonds

I can't be in the South Pasture because I am at my desk writing this quiz and I don't have a long enough extension cord. And as for Art and Science . . .I couldn't tell the difference between a painting by Picasso and a muskrat. Thus, by deduction, the answer must be Common Bonds. Well I hope you enjoyed my quiz.

It isn't everyday that I get the chance to write a quiz while the boss is out of the office. Be sure to check back with me in the future when I get bored once again and write a quiz on the contents of my pockets.