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Quiz about Lexicological Grandiloquence
Quiz about Lexicological Grandiloquence

Lexicological Grandiloquence Trivia Quiz


I love Big Words. REALLY Big Words! And sentences so tortuous the Mission Impossible team would get stuck in them. Never mind the answers - good luck just understanding the questions!

A multiple-choice quiz by anselm. Estimated time: 6 mins.
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Author
anselm
Time
6 mins
Type
Multiple Choice
Quiz #
191,847
Updated
Oct 06 24
# Qns
10
Difficulty
Difficult
Avg Score
5 / 10
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Question 1 of 10
1. The contrivance of tubular construction whose design is to expedite the perambulations of, inter alia, the infirm aged bears which proprietary designation? Hint


Question 2 of 10
2. Upon receiving intelligence of the advent of his antagonist's flotilla, which cynosure purportedly remarked that leisure both to conclude the terrestrial encounter upon which he was presently engaged and to prevail in its imminent pelagic equivalent was ample? Hint


Question 3 of 10
3. Following what dictate did the capon traverse the vehicular thoroughfare? Hint


Question 4 of 10
4. Having appended a codicil prefaced by the appropriate brace of characters to an autographed missive in which I had apprehended an omission, what appellative would denote a further addendum consequent upon my discovery of an additional lacuna?

Answer: (three letters, lower case)
Question 5 of 10
5. Sequentially enumerate the digits of an anthropoid's brachial appendages. Hint


Question 6 of 10
6. Nomenclate the loftiest terrene eminence. Hint


Question 7 of 10
7. The designation of which inebriant is homonymous with that of a contrivance for circumvolving helically grooved pins? Hint


Question 8 of 10
8. Monographs' dextral pagination has a singular remainder when halved.


Question 9 of 10
9. Grant both the (suppositional) abortion of the essay referred to in the tertiary interrogatory due to the extirpation of the interrogatory's subject by an agency so patent as to render its designation supererogatory, and that the subject's expiration was not instantaneous; would the frequency of the fowl's ultimate auditory sensation have been increasing or decreasing?

Answer: (One Word - increasing or decreasing)
Question 10 of 10
10. Which of the following quizzes is most likely to cause physical harm? Hint



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1. The contrivance of tubular construction whose design is to expedite the perambulations of, inter alia, the infirm aged bears which proprietary designation?

Answer: Zimmer frame

Translation: What's the proprietary name of the contraption made of tubes which is used by, among others, frail elderly people to help them walk?

"Design" is used in the sense of "intent". To "perambulate" in the broad sense is to move around the room, the universe, or anything between.

A proprietary name is one over which a party has some legal rights, especially as a trade mark. If you don't believe me, check out the Oxford English Dictionary, whence all the definitions of loooooooooooong words in this quiz come.
2. Upon receiving intelligence of the advent of his antagonist's flotilla, which cynosure purportedly remarked that leisure both to conclude the terrestrial encounter upon which he was presently engaged and to prevail in its imminent pelagic equivalent was ample?

Answer: Sir Francis Drake

Translation: Who was the famous guy who heard of the long-awaited approach of the enemy fleet, and said that the opportunity both to finish the game he was then playing and to beat the enemy was plentiful?

The enemy fleet was, of course, the Spanish Armada in 1588 and the game was bowls. As it turns out, historians now discount this whole bowls story as spurious. Boring, innit? (For the record, according to the story, Drake lost the game.)

A cynosure is "something [or by extension someone] that attracts attention by its brilliancy or beauty; a centre of attraction, interest, or admiration". One of the supporting quotes is Carlyle's "The fair young Queen...the cynosure of all eyes" - so, you see, it can apply to a famous person like Sir Francis Drake as well as a thing.

"Leisure" is used in the old-fashioned sense of "opportunity".

The adjective "pelagic" means "of, pertaining to, or inhabiting the open sea or ocean", as opposed to coastal waters or my bathtub.
3. Following what dictate did the capon traverse the vehicular thoroughfare?

Answer: An innate desire to attain its opposite margin

Translation: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side. Hoary old joke, but I hope you enjoyed its new garb.

If you're into hair-splitting, the OED describes a "capon" as a castrated cock (as well as a kind of fish).
4. Having appended a codicil prefaced by the appropriate brace of characters to an autographed missive in which I had apprehended an omission, what appellative would denote a further addendum consequent upon my discovery of an additional lacuna?

Answer: pps

Translation: I write and sign a letter. I then discover that I've missed something, so I put it as a ps [i.e. postscript] after my signature. I then discover that I've forgotten something else again, and add it after the first postscript. What do I call the second postscript?

pps means, of course, "post-postscript" - i.e. "after-after writing".

"Codicil", like many other words, has a specific meaning (in this case, an addition to a will), but can also be used in a more general sense of a written or spoken addition to anything. I could, for example, give a codicil to this paragraph.

ps Like this.

pps "Lacuna" means "a hiatus, blank, missing portion". Use it in conversation. People will adore you and fall fainting at your feet. They will fight for possession of your spent cigarette butts. They will quite literally kill each other from sheer jealousy of one of your glances. (Well, it works for me!)
5. Sequentially enumerate the digits of an anthropoid's brachial appendages.

Answer: One two three four five six seven eight nine ten

Translation: Count in order the fingers and thumbs of a humanoid's hands.

My brachial appendages are the things on the end of my arms - i.e. my hands. My digits are my fingers. My eyes are green. My hair is obsolescent. My secrets are my own.
6. Nomenclate the loftiest terrene eminence.

Answer: Mount Everest

Translation: Name the world's highest point (equivalent to mountain).

The correct mode of address for an RC cardinal is "Your Eminence". However, people of different denominations and faiths would doubtless jib at accepting a description of a cardinal as "the loftiest terrene eminence", terrene being another form of the adjective "terrestrial" - i.e. of the earth taken as a whole.
7. The designation of which inebriant is homonymous with that of a contrivance for circumvolving helically grooved pins?

Answer: Screwdriver

Translation: Which alcoholic drink has the same name as a tool for turning screws?

A screwdriver is composed of either vodka and orange juice, or wood or plastic and metal, depending on your taste. I know which I'd prefer. As I'm a healthy male rat, it's the latter.

"Homonymous" means "denoting different things by the same name", spelled either the same (as in this example) or differently (e.g. road, rode).

To "circumvolve" is to turn something on its axis. The effect of using this word in conversation is similar to that of using "lacuna", although if you manage to actually juxtapose them (as in the irresistible chat-up line: "Hey babe, c'm here and check out my circumvolvory lacunae"), you really can't expect to hold me responsible for the results.
8. Monographs' dextral pagination has a singular remainder when halved.

Answer: True

Translation: The right-hand pages of a book are odd-numbered [i.e. when their numbers are divided by two, they leave a remainder of one].

A "monograph" in the strict sense means a book on a specialised topic. Thus, a general history of heads wouldn't be a monograph, but an examination of Paraguayan left upper molars in the 1320s would be. The term can also, however, be used more generally to mean just "book", as opposed to a journal, yearbook or other such multi-volume publication. Thus, the 48-volume "Encyclopedia of Various Shades of the Colour Aquamarine", edited by Hortensius Ffortescueue (pronounced Smith), would by no stretch of the imagination be a monograph; neither would the journal "Snot Monthly".

"Dextral" means "of the right hand", and comes from the same stem as the goody-goody word "dexterous", as opposed to "sinistral", which gives rise to the dastardly "sinister". Much to my amusement, this annoys the heck out of my left-handed friends. (Actually, I should say "former left-handed friends".)
9. Grant both the (suppositional) abortion of the essay referred to in the tertiary interrogatory due to the extirpation of the interrogatory's subject by an agency so patent as to render its designation supererogatory, and that the subject's expiration was not instantaneous; would the frequency of the fowl's ultimate auditory sensation have been increasing or decreasing?

Answer: decreasing

Translation: Assume two things: firstly, that the (hypothetical) failure of the attempt referred to in Q3 [i.e. the chicken's attempt to cross the road] was because the chicken was killed by something so obvious that it doesn't need mentioning [i.e. the chicken got run over by a car], and secondly, that the chicken didn't die straight away. Would the pitch [i.e. frequency] of the last sound it heard have been rising or falling?

The last sound it heard, assuming there were no H-bombs or supernovae exploding in the near vicinity, would have been the sound of the car's engine. The chicken would have heard the frequency of this sound begin to fall as the car sped away from it.

This refers, of course, to the Doppler effect - you know, yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEOOOoooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Of course, if the moving thing hit you it would be more like: YEOW!
10. Which of the following quizzes is most likely to cause physical harm?

Answer: A banana peel placed on the sidewalk

Translation: Which of the following quizzes is most likely to cause physical harm?

"Quiz" in this sense means "practical joke" - which, in a sense, applies to this whole quiz (in the sense of "bunch of silly questions").

Here endeth the lesson. Procedamus in pace (let us go in peace) - if you've managed to retain your sanity!
Source: Author anselm

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