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Slow Joey's Guide to the Gods Trivia Quiz

Slow Joey is a big believer in the power of prayer, he just gets confused about who he should be praying to sometimes! Maybe you can help set him straight. (Warning: puns ahead!)

A multiple-choice quiz by garymeadows. Estimated time: 3 mins.

Author
garymeadows

Time
3 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
395,654

Updated
Aug 23 23

# Qns
10

Difficulty
Easy

Avg Score
8 / 10

Plays
287

One at a Time - Single Page - Timed Game

Question 1 of 10

1. Slow Joey wants the council to improve public transport. Which dog-headed god of the dead does he mistakenly pray to? Hint

Anutram

Anubis

Anuferri

Anushelter

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Question 2 of 10

2. Slow Joey is having a hard time moving his couch. He'd probably be better off asking a neighbour than praying to this divine twin or his immortal brother. Hint

Castor

Ramp

Pulli

Handtruck

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Question 3 of 10

3. The god of war of which pantheon does Slow Joey misremember promising to help him work, rest and play? Hint

Roman

Greek

Norse

Egyptian

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Question 4 of 10

4. Slow Joey is worried about getting a parking ticket and makes a quick sacrifice to a Greek goddess, though she's better equipped to sort out his flowerbox. Who is this Goddess? Hint

Depermit

Demeter

Dewarden

Define

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Question 5 of 10

5. Slow Joey has mislaid his "Because I Got High" CD single, and erroneously asks the Greek goddess of love for help. Who is he bothering now? Hint

Freyja

Venus

Hathor

Aphrodite

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Question 6 of 10

6. There are many gods associated with food, which makes it especially annoying that Slow Joey has dedicated his fry-up to which god of nature and shepherds? Hint

Grill

Stove

Skillet

Pan

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Question 7 of 10

7. You're a little worried Slow Joey is in over his head after being made equipment manager, especially once you hear him praying to which goddess of the Nile for help? Hint

Nuturf

Anubal

Anuket

Anunet

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Question 8 of 10

8. Slow Joey is playing FunTrivia's Great Quiz Race, and thinks praying to a certain goddess of crossroads and magic will help. Who will offer minimal assistance? Hint

Race

Trivia

Kyleisalive

Bhutan

9. Slow Joey gives the Great Quiz Race a rest and heads over to The Authors Kitchen. He's hoping to make Pecan-Crusted Cod but is one ingredient short. Which goddess of the sky might he erroneously ask to influence the Daily Market? Hint

Cod

Nut

Leek

Bread

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Question 10 of 10

10. Finally, this trickster God probably can't help Slow Joey sing baritone, but he'll outwit Joey into thinking he can, which is close enough. Who is this Norse prankster? Hint

Deep Throat

Loki

Lopitch

Deepitch

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. Slow Joey wants the council to improve public transport. Which dog-headed god of the dead does he mistakenly pray to?

Answer: Anubis

Whilst a new bus would relieve Slow Joey's transport problems, Anubis is better suited at deciding the fate of Egyptians in the afterlife.

2. Slow Joey is having a hard time moving his couch. He'd probably be better off asking a neighbour than praying to this divine twin or his immortal brother.

Answer: Castor

Castor is a twin in both the Greek and Roman mythologies. In some stories both twins are mortal, sometimes both are immortal, but if only one is mortal it is always Castor.
Castors are wheels that fit the bottom of furniture, making it easier to move. Slow Joey wishes his couch had castors!

3. The god of war of which pantheon does Slow Joey misremember promising to help him work, rest and play?

Answer: Roman

"A Mars A Day Helps You Work Rest and Play" was the message Mars advertised in 1960 and beyond. Mars is the Roman god of war.

4. Slow Joey is worried about getting a parking ticket and makes a quick sacrifice to a Greek goddess, though she's better equipped to sort out his flowerbox. Who is this Goddess?

Answer: Demeter

Demeter is the Greek goddess of grain, agriculture, harvest, growth, and nourishment. She will not feed your meter.

5. Slow Joey has mislaid his "Because I Got High" CD single, and erroneously asks the Greek goddess of love for help. Who is he bothering now?

Answer: Aphrodite

Depicted as a beautiful lady with many lovers, she does not know where your "Afro-ditty" is, if you can even refer to Afroman's one-hit-wonder as such.

6. There are many gods associated with food, which makes it especially annoying that Slow Joey has dedicated his fry-up to which god of nature and shepherds?

Answer: Pan

From the Greek pantheon, Pan is usually depicted as having the hindquarters, legs, and horns of a goat. He is often associated with sexuality and rarely associated with frying, despite the name.

7. You're a little worried Slow Joey is in over his head after being made equipment manager, especially once you hear him praying to which goddess of the Nile for help?

Answer: Anuket

Often depicted as a gazelle or a lady with a gazelle's head, sometimes wearing a headdress of feathers, I don't think she's ever been portrayed in a new soccer kit.

8. Slow Joey is playing FunTrivia's Great Quiz Race, and thinks praying to a certain goddess of crossroads and magic will help. Who will offer minimal assistance?

Answer: Trivia

The Roman goddess of sorcery and witchcraft was known to haunt crossroads, graveyards and only the barking of dogs alerted people of her coming.

Answer: Nut

Sometimes drawn with wings on top of sarcophagi, othertimes depicted as a cow, the Egyptians believed that Nut swallowed the sun-god Ra every night, only to give birth to him every morning.

10. Finally, this trickster God probably can't help Slow Joey sing baritone, but he'll outwit Joey into thinking he can, which is close enough. Who is this Norse prankster?

Answer: Loki

Loki - not low-key - once orchestrated the death of Baldur, the immortal god, essentially on a whim. You're sure he can convince Joey of his singing ability, and it's probably safer than whatever else he had going on today.

Source: Author garymeadows

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