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1. 'She was also a wonderful woman, but you never got her licked into shape. A man has to get his woman licked into shape. Licked into shape!'
2. 'I come home last night, I was feelin' depressed. I sat around, I watched some TV. Somebody called and hung up when I answered. I smoked some dope, took a couple of ludes. The TV got to look very good...Due to the dope and due to the ludes.'
3. 'So this is hell. I'd never have believed it. You remember all we were told about the torture-chambers, the fire and brimstone, the 'burning marl.' Old wives tales! There's no need for red-hot pokers. Hell is--other people.'
4. 'So they take off after each other straight into an endless black prairie. The sun is just comin' down and they can feel the night on their backs. What they don't know is that each one of 'em is afraid, see. Each one separately thinks that he's the only one that's afraid. And they keep ridin' like that straight into the night.'
5. 'The coyote mates for life. He's entirely faithful. He doesn't fool around. And he's got plenty of chances. I mean--he's out there under the stars, under the moon. And I'll bet he gets lonely. He howls.'
6. 'I hate to be on a blind date when the girl sets eyes on me. What if she looks at me and laughs or screams? Will you relax! Has a girl ever once reacted by laughing or screaming? Once. That little coed from Brooklyn College came to the door, saw me, and passed out...but she was weak from dieting.'
7. 'Listen! Climb round into the...Squeeze through the, you know, and shim down the, I mean, there must be some way! Oh, for God's sake!'
8. "Look, Wood, whatever your anxiety about your daughter, I really don't think, old chap, that you should insinuate yourself into people's homes and put a question like that to them. I mean, good God, you can't possibly expect me to dignify it with an answer, can you?"
9. "An Englishman having drunk a little more than usual proceeds to a brothel. The bawd asks him if he wants a fair one, a dark one or a red-haired one. Go on."
10. "Naw--I got an uncle I hate. Every time he comes out to the house he's always wantin' to rassle with the mule, and the mule gets all wore out, and he gets all wore out...Well, I don't really hate him, I just ain't exactly partial to him."
11. "Sign reads NO STOPPING OR STANDING. Radio's goin 'O baby o baby.' Three lanes merge into two. The broken white line becomes a solid yellow line, and the solid fades and two lanes merge into one. You floor it. Into the tunnel. Engine echoes off the walls, drowns out your brain. Air goes rancid. Roll up the window. Radio goes dead. Turn on the lights. Lights dim out."
12. "You know what you want better than me, George...I don't know what you expect to find out there, except a larger audience for your two shows a day of suffering...I know I'm not as smart as you. Maybe I can't analyze and theorize and speculate on why we behave as we do and react as we do and suffer guilt and love and hate."
13. "You're so wrong I ain't laughing. Any guy with eyes to read knows it. Look at the textile strike--out like lions and in like lambs."
14. (Bell) "Is this seat taken?"
15. "SARAJEVO! HAITI! ARMENIA! You ever watch the news, Buffman? There's a world outside this tar pit of stupidity."
16. "Well, it certainly turned me against theatre; but more damagingly, I think it's warped my sense of life. You know--nothing seems worth trying if Tinkerbell's just going to die."
17. "No, no, no, no no Frank, I don't want to hear it. Sue me? Sue me? I'm gonna blow him away, Frank, I'm gonna peel his skin off, I'm gonna chew his bones, I'm gonna drink his blood, I'm gonna eat his children Frank!..."
18. "Oh, don't be afraid. Never be afraid to risk, TO RISK!"
19. "I'm Mrs. Drudge. I don't live in but I pop in on my bicycle when the weather allows to help in the running of charming though somewhat isolated Muldoon Manor."
20. "When you were running around here creating atmosphere. I thought to myself, 'Oh boy, he's going to do something gauche like make a pass', and all you wanted was a dance."
Source: Author
mrhoboken
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