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1. Dear Sir, I'm sorry but we cannot consider your novel. You have put a lot of work into it, but it is too long. If you can cut it down to about a third of the length, get rid of the funny Russian names, and drop the war stuff we might be able to consider it.
Which book is receiving this rejection note?
2. Dear Sir, I believe this to be your first venture into novel writing. I'm sorry, but we cannot accept it. An aging picture in the attic is just not supernatural enough for our readers. Unless you can find a few vampires or werewolves to put into it I suggest you stick to writing plays, which you seem to be moderately good at.
Which author might have been a bit cross to get this note?
3. Dear Madam, thank you for your manuscript. An interesting book but I'm afraid no-one wants to be reminded of the Civil War era, and quite honestly your characters are too sickly sweet to be true. Make one of the sisters leave home and become a fallen woman, or get pregnant, or something interesting and we might consider it again.
Which American novel of women coping during the Civil War is this?
4. Dear Sir, thank you for your interest in our publishing firm. I'm afraid, though, that a book that involves wholesale genetic manipulation and mass drug taking is not something that we could consider.
Perhaps not such a brave book after all. Who received rejection here?
5. Dear Sirs, I am afraid we cannot possibly publish your manuscript. We strongly suggest you forget this entire venture. Children will be terrified, even worse, they may get ideas. We cannot be responsible for children running around pushing old ladies into ovens, or cutting their own toes off to make shoes fit, or trying to decapitate wolves.
Whose fairy tales are getting the chop here?
6. Dear Sir, thank you for submitting your novel. In order for us to consider it some changes need to be made. At the moment it is rather on the anti-Semitic side. Now if you could make the children immigrants from eastern Europe and their leader and his enforcer Russian mafia, then we might be able to do something.
Which Dickens novel might attract this note?
7. Dear Sir, I regret we cannot possibly entertain the publication of your manuscript. An affair between a stepfather and his twelve year old stepdaughter should not be published anywhere, and certainly not by a respected publishing house such as ours.
Which novel, which also gave its name to any sexually precocious young girl, is being rejected here?
8. Dear Sir, well, your manuscript certainly gave us a good laugh. Unfortunately though, that is all it is getting from us. Who on earth would try and travel round the world using things like elephants when jet travel is available to do it in a fraction of the time? Sorry, but we won't be publishing this.
Whose novel has definitely been superseded by modern travel?
9. Dear Sir, thank you for taking the time to contact us, however I regret we will not be accepting your manuscript for publication. I'm sorry, but you simply cannot portray a group of stranded young children as savage beasts who start to murder each other. The reading public just won't accept a novel like this.
Which classic novel has failed to make it to publication here?
10. Dear Madam, a most interesting book and we might be able to publish it subject to revision. I'm afraid Gothic type tales are not popular at the moment, so the housekeeper who idolises her dead mistress has to go. In fact the dead wife has to go. Can you make him a bigamist perhaps, and have her murder him and his legitimate wife at the end? That would suit our readership much better.
Which classic Daphne Du Maurier book is being changed here?
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