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1. 'You're not gonna fall for the banana in the tail pipe.'
2. 'Put the bunny back in the box.'
3. 'I'm not lost, they just moved the street.'
4. 'If any of you so much as pass gas in my direction and upset my delicate nasal passages...'
5. 'Earlier you wanted a gun. Now you're getting a gun and a wet suit.'
6. 'The defense department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid.'
7. 'You know what this family needs? A mute.'
8. 'PLEASE let me follow the nanny. She doesn't shave her legs. Women like that are so... HOT!'
9. 'What kind of messed up tour is this?!' ('messed' is replacing a vulgarity)
10. 'You forgot your boarding pass.'
11. 'I didn't know she was 17.'
12. 'I despise rapists. For me, they're somewhere between a cockroach and that white stuff that accumulates at the corners of your mouth when you're really thirsty. But, in your case, I'll make an exception.'
13. 'Disturbing the peace?! I got thrown out of a window! What's the charge for getting pushed out of a moving car, huh? Jaywalking?!' (one word omitted due to vulgarity)
14. 'She's lost that loving feeling.'
15. 'We were wondering if we could borrow a cup of brown sugar.'
16. 'King Dingaling!'
17. 'The fate of the planet is in the hands of a bunch of retards I wouldn't trust with a potato gun.'
18. 'Who's that thing for, Mr. Ed?'
19. (smoking a cigar) 'I don't trust air I can't see.'
20. 'From now on, the only person who gets to yell is me. Why? Because I have a gun. '
Source: Author
watso
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linkan before going online.
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