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Quiz about Monty Python and the Holy Grail Quotes
Quiz about Monty Python and the Holy Grail Quotes

"Monty Python and the Holy Grail" Quotes Quiz


For this quiz, you either have to name the person who said it, or finish the quote.

A multiple-choice quiz by fred89. Estimated time: 5 mins.
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Author
fred89
Time
5 mins
Type
Multiple Choice
Quiz #
83,426
Updated
Dec 03 21
# Qns
10
Difficulty
Average
Avg Score
7 / 10
Plays
3441
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Question 1 of 10
1. "Listen, in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings ____ times every second, right?"

Answer: (a number)
Question 2 of 10
2. Who said, "What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior!"? Hint


Question 3 of 10
3. "I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a ____ at me they'd put me away." Hint


Question 4 of 10
4. "What are you going to do, ____ on me?"

Answer: (one word)
Question 5 of 10
5. Who said, "And that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped."? Hint


Question 6 of 10
6. Who said this while talking to the French knights for the first time? "Is there someone else up there we could talk to?" Hint


Question 7 of 10
7. "We are but eight score young blondes and brunettes, all between sixteen and ____-and-a-half, cut off in this castle with no one to protect us!" Hint


Question 8 of 10
8. Who said this, "Oh, wicked, bad, naughty Zoot! ... She has been setting alight to our beacon, which, I just remembered, is grail-shaped." Hint


Question 9 of 10
9. "To whoever finds this note: I have been imprisoned by my father, who wishes me to marry against my will. Please, please, please come and rescue me. I am in the tall tower of ____ Castle."


Answer: (One Word)
Question 10 of 10
10. "There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design ____ are under considerable economic stress at this period in history."

Answer: (the word is plural)

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts
1. "Listen, in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings ____ times every second, right?"

Answer: 43

That would be a European swallow.
2. Who said, "What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior!"?

Answer: Dennis

Dennis said that when he was arguing with King Arthur.
3. "I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a ____ at me they'd put me away."

Answer: scimitar

That's something else that Dennis said while arguing with Arthur.
4. "What are you going to do, ____ on me?"

Answer: bleed

Arthur says that after he chops of the Black Knight's right leg.
5. Who said, "And that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped."?

Answer: Bedevere

Right after that, Arthur asks Bedevere to, "Explain again how sheeps' bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes."
6. Who said this while talking to the French knights for the first time? "Is there someone else up there we could talk to?"

Answer: Galahad

The reply was, "No, go away or we shall taunt you a second time-a."
7. "We are but eight score young blondes and brunettes, all between sixteen and ____-and-a-half, cut off in this castle with no one to protect us!"

Answer: 19

Zoot said that while talking to Sir Galahad.
8. Who said this, "Oh, wicked, bad, naughty Zoot! ... She has been setting alight to our beacon, which, I just remembered, is grail-shaped."

Answer: Dingo

Dingo is Zoot's identical twin sister.
9. "To whoever finds this note: I have been imprisoned by my father, who wishes me to marry against my will. Please, please, please come and rescue me. I am in the tall tower of ____ Castle."

Answer: Swamp

The note was attached to the arrow that hit Concorde.
10. "There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design ____ are under considerable economic stress at this period in history."

Answer: shrubberies

Roger the shrubber said that while talking to Arthur and Bedevere.
Source: Author fred89

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