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Quiz about Quotes From Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Quotes From "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" Quiz

"Monty Python and the Holy Grail" is one of my favorite all time movies. In this quiz I give you the quote, and you tell me who said it. This quiz is dedicated to trivia editor coolupway, who loves it when we start quoting this film in multiplayer!

A multiple-choice quiz by draculanut31. Estimated time: 5 mins.

Author
draculanut31

Time
5 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
100,921

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
20

Difficulty
Average

Avg Score
15 / 20

Plays
7595

Awards
Top 35% Quiz

Last 3 plays: Guest 165 (15/20), knethen222 (10/20), Guest 110 (8/20).

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Question 1 of 20

1. Who said, "A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut!"? Hint

King Arthur

Patsy

French Guard

British Guard

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Question 2 of 20

2. Who said, "I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective."? Hint

Woman

Witch

Dennis

Galahad

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Question 3 of 20

3. Who said, "Oh I see, runnin' away, huh? Come back here and take what's comin' to ya!!"? Hint

Black Knight

Sir Bedevere

Sir Robin

French Taunter

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Question 4 of 20

4. Who said, "On second thought let's not go to Camelot. 'Tis a silly place."? Hint

Sir Galahad

Sir Bedevere

Patsy

King Arthur

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Question 5 of 20

5. Who said, "And don't apologize! Every time I try to talk to someone it's 'sorry this' and 'forgive me' that and 'I'm not worthy'."?

Answer: (One Word)

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Question 6 of 20

6. Who said, "I blow my nose at you, you tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms!"? Hint

King Arthur

French Guard

Sir Galahad

Sir Robin

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Question 7 of 20

7. Who said, "What a strange person!"? Hint

King Arthur

Sir Robin

Sir Galahad

Sir Launcelot

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Question 8 of 20

8. Who said, "Defeat at the castle seemed to utterly dishearten King Arthur. The French taunting took him completely by surprise..."? Hint

A famous historian

Cameraman

Director

Historian's wife

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Question 9 of 20

9. Who said, "When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled..."? Hint

Sir Launcelot

3 headed Knight

Minstrel

King Arthur

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Question 10 of 20

10. Who said, "I bet you're gay."? Hint

Sir Launcelot

Sir Bedevere

Sir Galahad

Sir Robin

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Question 11 of 20

11. Who said, "There is much danger, for beyond the cave is the Gorge of Eternal Peril, which no man has ever crossed."? Hint

King Arthur

Old man from scene 24

Sir Bedevere

Sir Robin

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Question 12 of 20

12. Who said, "You must return here with a shrubbery or you will never pass through this wood...alive."? Hint

Bridge Keeper

Sir Bedevere

Knights who say Ni

King Arthur

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Question 13 of 20

13. Who said, "Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em."? Hint

Herbert

Guard 2

Guard 1

Father

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Question 14 of 20

14. Who said, "Well, you see, the thing is I thought your son was a lady."? Hint

Sir Robin

Sir Lancelot

Sir Bedevere

Sir Galahad

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Question 15 of 20

15. Who said, "Oh, what sad times when passing ruffians can say 'ni' at will to old ladies..."? Hint

Roger

King Arthur

Tim

Sir Galahad

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Question 16 of 20

16. Who said, "So, brave knights if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you with nasty, big pointy teeth."?

Answer: (One or three words)

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Question 17 of 20

17. Who said, "What's he do, nibble your bum?"? Hint

Sir Galahad

King Arthur

Sir Lancelot

Sir Robin

18. Who said, "And the Lord spake saying: 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, expecting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out.'"?

Answer: (One word, Brother Maynard's vocation)

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Question 19 of 20

19. Who said, "Look! There's the old man from scene 24!"? Hint

Sir Galahad

Sir Launcelot

Sir Robin

King Arthur

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Question 20 of 20

20. Who said, "How do you know so much about swallows?"? Hint

Sir Robin

Sir Bedevere

Sir Galahad

Sir Launcelot

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. Who said, "A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut!"?

Answer: British Guard

"It could be carried by an African swallow." "Yea, but not a European swallow that's my point." "Oh yea, I agree with that."

2. Who said, "I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective."?

Answer: Woman

"You're fooling yourself! We're living in a dictatorship, a self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes..."

3. Who said, "Oh I see, runnin' away, huh? Come back here and take what's comin' to ya!!"?

Answer: Black Knight

"All right. We'll call it a draw."

4. Who said, "On second thought let's not go to Camelot. 'Tis a silly place."?

Answer: King Arthur

"We're Knights of the Round Table!"

5. Who said, "And don't apologize! Every time I try to talk to someone it's 'sorry this' and 'forgive me' that and 'I'm not worthy'."?

Answer: God

"It's like those miserable Psalms they're sooo depressing!"

6. Who said, "I blow my nose at you, you tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms!"?

Answer: French Guard

"You and all your silly English knnnnnnnighits!"

7. Who said, "What a strange person!"?

Answer: Sir Galahad

"I don't wanna talk to you no more you empty headed animal food trough wiper!"

8. Who said, "Defeat at the castle seemed to utterly dishearten King Arthur. The French taunting took him completely by surprise..."?

Answer: A famous historian

OK. Anybody that didn't get this one... shame on you! :-D

9. Who said, "When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled..."?

Answer: Minstrel

"Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin..."

10. Who said, "I bet you're gay."?

Answer: Sir Galahad

Ah, good old Castle Anthrax. I always skip this scene, but I decided to add a line from it.

11. Who said, "There is much danger, for beyond the cave is the Gorge of Eternal Peril, which no man has ever crossed."?

Answer: Old man from scene 24

"Seek you the Bridge of Death."

12. Who said, "You must return here with a shrubbery or you will never pass through this wood...alive."?

Answer: Knights who say Ni

Another easy one for you!

13. Who said, "Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em."?

Answer: Father

"It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So, I built a third one. That one burned down, fell over then sank into the swamp. But the FOURTH one stayed up!"

14. Who said, "Well, you see, the thing is I thought your son was a lady."?

Answer: Sir Lancelot

"I can understand that."

15. Who said, "Oh, what sad times when passing ruffians can say 'ni' at will to old ladies..."?

Answer: Roger

"Even those who design and arrange shrubberies are under considerable stress at this period in history."

16. Who said, "So, brave knights if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you with nasty, big pointy teeth."?

Answer: Tim the enchanter

"There are those who call me....Tim."

17. Who said, "What's he do, nibble your bum?"?

Answer: Sir Robin

"I soiled my armor I was so scared!"

Answer: Monk

"Consult the Book of Armamants!"

19. Who said, "Look! There's the old man from scene 24!"?

Answer: King Arthur

"What is your name? What is your quest? What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?" "What do you mean? An African or European swallow?" "I don't know that! AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"

20. Who said, "How do you know so much about swallows?"?

Answer: Sir Bedevere

"Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know."

Source: Author draculanut31

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