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1. 'I'm Hank Quinlan.'
'I didn't recognize you. You should lay off those candy bars.'
'It's either the candy or the hooch. I must say I wish it was your chili I was getting fat on.'
2. 'What's the matter?'
'I try to make a point of staying away from married women.'
'Why? Marriage is just a state of mind.'
'Not in Texas.'
'We're not in Texas.'
3. 'I don't even know you.'
'You know me. I'm just like you...It's two in the morning and I don't know nobody.'
4. 'How many husbands have you had?'
'Mine or other women's?'
'Yours.'
'Five; husbands should be like Kleenex--soft, strong, and disposable.'
5. 'You preaching Jesus is no different than Larry or anybody else preaching lubricants. It doesn't matter whether you're selling Jesus, or Buddha, or civil rights, or how to make money in real estate with no money down. That doesn't make you a human being, it makes you a marketing rep. If you want to talk to someone honestly, as a human being, ask him about his kids. Find out what his dreams are, just to find out, for no other reason. Because as soon as you lay your hands on a conversation, to steer it, it's not a conversation, it's a pitch. And you're not a human being, you're a marketing rep.'
6. 'How do you write women so well?'
'I think of a man, then I take away reason and accountability.'
7. 'Don't you ever have an emotion that originates above the waist?'
8. 'My simple, child's reaction to what you did is that you are not funny. Funnier than you is even Stuart Slossman my friend who is eleven and puts walnuts in his mouth and makes noises. What is not funny is to call us names and what is mostly not funny is how sad you are. I would feel sorry for you if it wasn't for how dull you are.'
9. 'If you book them, they will come.'
10. 'It all comes down to one very simple choice: get busy livin' or get busy dyin'.'
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