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Quiz about Funny Weird and Amusing Song Lyrics
Quiz about Funny Weird and Amusing Song Lyrics

Funny, Weird, and Amusing Song Lyrics Quiz


Some songs have a beautiful melody, some have a driving beat, some make you cry and others make you think. And then there are these songs!

A multiple-choice quiz by Giniw. Estimated time: 9 mins.
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Author
Giniw
Time
9 mins
Type
Multiple Choice
Quiz #
352,150
Updated
Dec 03 21
# Qns
20
Difficulty
Tough
Avg Score
12 / 20
Plays
589
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Question 1 of 20
1. James Taylor sings:
"Mona, Mona
So much of you to love
Too much of you to take care of
Mona, Mona
You got too big to keep
And too damn old to eat"

Who or what was Mona?
Hint


Question 2 of 20
2. This very funny song starts out like this:

"Hello, everybody, this is your action news reporter with all the news
that is news across the nation, on the scene at the supermarket. There
seems to have been some disturbance here. Pardon me, sir, did you see
what happened?

Yeah, I did. I's standin' over there by the tomaters, and here he
come, running through the pole beans, through the fruits and vegetables,
nekkid as a jay bird. And I hollered over t' Ethel, I said, "Don't
look, Ethel!" But it's too late, she'd already been incensed."

Who sang this song?
Hint


Question 3 of 20
3. In 2010, Spose released the song "I'm Awesome." Finish these lyrics:

"..., I'm awesome, no, you're not, dude, don't lie
I'm awesome, I'm drivin' around in my mom's ride
I'm awesome, a quarter of my life gone by
And I met all my friends ______________"

Answer: (Where do modern day "awesome dudes" find friends? one or two words)
Question 4 of 20
4. "_____________________
You won't believe this
But my stomach makes noises whenever I kiss
My girlfriend tells me it's all in my head
But my stomach tells me to write you instead
Signed Noise-maker"

What is the title of this John Prine song?

Answer: (2 words )
Question 5 of 20
5. Can you name the song that contains these unforgettable lyrics?

"I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lava-try.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea."
Hint


Question 6 of 20
6. "They can't play baseball,
They don't wear sweaters,
They're not good dancers,
They don't play drums"

They "are never seen
Drinking cappuccino in Italian restaurants,
With oriental women, yeah."

According to a 1980 song by Barnes and Barnes, who are
they?
Hint


Question 7 of 20
7. Frank Zappa sang:

"Dreamed I was an Eskimo
Frozen wind began to blow
Under my boots and around my toes
The frost that bit the ground below
It was a hundred degrees below zero...

And my mama cried
And my mama cried
Nanook, a-no-no
Nanook, a-no-no
Don't be a naughty Eskimo
Save your money, don't go to the show

Well I turned around and I said oh, oh oh
Well I turned around and I said oh, oh oh
Well I turned around and I said ho, ho
And the northern lights commenced to glow
And she said, with a tear in her eye
Watch out where the huskies go, and _______"

What else did Mama say?
Hint


Question 8 of 20
8. Complete this clean lyric:

"I have a sad story to tell you
It may hurt your feelings a bit
Last night when I walked into my bathroom
I stepped in a big pile of ..."
Hint


Question 9 of 20
9. Who sang this song?

"Didn't you ever feel like the largest Elizabeth in the world?
Usually at a time when the boy is oblivious to the girl
Ireadinthepapertheotherdaythishasbeenhap
peningtoeverbodymoreandmore
Thescientistsareonthecasebuttheystilhaven
'tfiguredoutwhatitisthatitis
happening for
Slow down, slow down, slow down."
Hint


Question 10 of 20
10. In 2012, Train released a song with the following lyrics:

"She went down in an airplane
Fried getting suntanned
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand...
She met a shark under water
Fell and no one caught her...
She was caught in a mudslide
Eaten by a lion"

What is the name of this song?
Hint


Question 11 of 20
11. Complete this lyric, from a Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show song:

"I got a freaky ole lady
name a Cocaine Katy
who embroideries on my jeans
I got my poor ole grey haired daddy
drivin' my limousine
Now it's all designed to blow our minds
but our minds won't really be blown
Like the blow that'll getcha
when you get your picture
on the cover of ___"
Hint


Question 12 of 20
12. Jimmy Buffet sings:

"Don't want to land in no San Diego
Don't want to land in no Buzzard's Bay(no no no)
Don't want to land on no ayatollah
I got nothin a more to say

I don't know
I don't know
I don't know where I'm a gonna go
When ...."

what comes next?
Hint


Question 13 of 20
13. "Sometimes you're the windshield
Sometimes you're the bug
Sometimes it all comes together baby
Sometimes you're just a fool in love"

Who recorded "The Bug"
Hint


Question 14 of 20
14. In 1977, Meatloaf released the album "Bat Out of Hell." These are some lyrics from one of the tracks:

"Do you need me!?
Will you never leave me!?
Will you make me happy for the rest of my life!?
Will you take me away and will you make me your wife!?
I gotta know right now
Before we go any further
Do you love me!?
Will you love me forever!?

These lyrics are from the song "Paradise by the _____________" Can you fill in the blank?

Answer: (think buick, etc. two or three words)
Question 15 of 20
15. Queen sang:

"You say black I say white, You say bark I say bite
You say shark I say hey man, Jaws was never my scene And I don't like Star Wars
You say Rolls I say Royce, You say God give me a choice
You say Lord I say Christ I don't believe in Peter Pan, Frankenstein or Superman
All I wanna do is ______"
Hint


Question 16 of 20
16. Do you recognize these lyrics from Shaggy?

"How you can grant the woman access to your villa
Trespasser and a witness while you cling to your pillow
You better watch your back before she turn into a killer
Best for you and the situation not to call the beaner
To be a true player you have to know how to play
If she say a night, convince her say a day
Never admit to a word when she say and if she claims
And you tell her baby no way"

What is the name of this song?
Hint


Question 17 of 20
17. "Mommy had a little baby.
There he is. Fast asleep.
He's just a little plaything.
Why not wake him up?
Cute. Cute. Little baby.
Little pee pee. Little toes.
Now he's comin' to me.
Crawl across the kitchen floor."

Who sang this song about baby?
Hint


Question 18 of 20
18. "We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock It was a _______"

Can you complete this lyric, which is also the song title?
Hint


Question 19 of 20
19. "Now somewhere in the black mining hills of Dakota
There lived a young boy named Rocky Raccoon
And one day his woman ran off with another guy
Hit young Rocky in the eye Rocky didn't like that"

Who sang this song?
Hint


Question 20 of 20
20. You probably have heard the great song "Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah or Letter from Camp"

"Hello muddah, hello faddah
Here I am at Camp __________
Camp is very entertaining
And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining.
I went hiking with Joe Spivy
He developed poison ivy
You remember Leonard Skinner
He got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner."

But can you remember the name of the camp?

Answer: (One Word)

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts
1. James Taylor sings: "Mona, Mona So much of you to love Too much of you to take care of Mona, Mona You got too big to keep And too damn old to eat" Who or what was Mona?

Answer: his pet pig

Yes, his pet pig. He also sings "When you were just a football
at your mama's side, I reckon everyone figured you for a bar-b-que when you died."

In the song, he shoots Mona with a 12-gauge shotgun, but really misses her afterwards.
2. This very funny song starts out like this: "Hello, everybody, this is your action news reporter with all the news that is news across the nation, on the scene at the supermarket. There seems to have been some disturbance here. Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened? Yeah, I did. I's standin' over there by the tomaters, and here he come, running through the pole beans, through the fruits and vegetables, nekkid as a jay bird. And I hollered over t' Ethel, I said, "Don't look, Ethel!" But it's too late, she'd already been incensed." Who sang this song?

Answer: Ray Stevens

Titled "The Streak" the song reached number one on the Billboard Top 100 in May 1974. At the time streaking was all the rage. Streakers, individuals who take off their clothes and run through populated areas, turned up on college campuses, at televised football games, and award shows.
3. In 2010, Spose released the song "I'm Awesome." Finish these lyrics: "..., I'm awesome, no, you're not, dude, don't lie I'm awesome, I'm drivin' around in my mom's ride I'm awesome, a quarter of my life gone by And I met all my friends ______________"

Answer: on line

The song debuted at number 54 on the Billboard Hot 100. It has sold more than 500,000 units. It's AWESOME!
4. "_____________________ You won't believe this But my stomach makes noises whenever I kiss My girlfriend tells me it's all in my head But my stomach tells me to write you instead Signed Noise-maker" What is the title of this John Prine song?

Answer: Dear Abby

John Prine has recorded more than 20 albums, and is considered by many to be one of the most influential songwriters of his generation. He was inducted into the Nashville Songwriters Hall of Fame in 2003.
5. Can you name the song that contains these unforgettable lyrics? "I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lava-try. On Wednesdays I go shoppin' And have buttered scones for tea."

Answer: The Lumberjack Song

This song was from "Monty Python's Flying Circus". It was written by Terry Jones, Michael Palin, and Fred Tomlinson, and first aired in 1969. It was released as a single in 1975 in the UK.
6. "They can't play baseball, They don't wear sweaters, They're not good dancers, They don't play drums" They "are never seen Drinking cappuccino in Italian restaurants, With oriental women, yeah." According to a 1980 song by Barnes and Barnes, who are they?

Answer: Fish heads

The song, "Fish Heads" was played often on the "Dr. Demento Radio Show". The music video for the song features Bill Paxton and aired for the first time on "Saturday Night Live" in December 1980. "Fish Heads, fish heads, eat them up-- yum!"
7. Frank Zappa sang: "Dreamed I was an Eskimo Frozen wind began to blow Under my boots and around my toes The frost that bit the ground below It was a hundred degrees below zero... And my mama cried And my mama cried Nanook, a-no-no Nanook, a-no-no Don't be a naughty Eskimo Save your money, don't go to the show Well I turned around and I said oh, oh oh Well I turned around and I said oh, oh oh Well I turned around and I said ho, ho And the northern lights commenced to glow And she said, with a tear in her eye Watch out where the huskies go, and _______" What else did Mama say?

Answer: Don't you eat that yellow snow

The song, "Don't Eat the Yellow Snow" can be found on Frank Zappa's 18th album "Apostrophe (')" released on March 22, 1974. Frank Zappa (December 21, 1940 - December 4, 1993) recorded more than 60 albums. He was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame posthumously in 1995.
8. Complete this clean lyric: "I have a sad story to tell you It may hurt your feelings a bit Last night when I walked into my bathroom I stepped in a big pile of ..."

Answer: shaving cream

"Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen"

The song "Shaving Cream" was written by Benny Bell in 1946. After regaining notoriety when it was played on the "Dr. Demento Radio Show" it was re-released in 1975, with Paul Wynn performing. It peaked at number 30 on the Billboard Hot 100 chart.
9. Who sang this song? "Didn't you ever feel like the largest Elizabeth in the world? Usually at a time when the boy is oblivious to the girl Ireadinthepapertheotherdaythishasbeenhap peningtoeverbodymoreandmore Thescientistsareonthecasebuttheystilhaven 'tfiguredoutwhatitisthatitis happening for Slow down, slow down, slow down."

Answer: The Roches

This song is from the 1982 album "Keep on Doing". Also on this album is an a capella version of "The Hallelujah Chorus" which The Roches performed live on "Saturday Night Live" in November 1979. The Roches (Maggie, Terre, and Suzzy Roche) are three sisters from Park Ridge, New Jersey.
10. In 2012, Train released a song with the following lyrics: "She went down in an airplane Fried getting suntanned Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand... She met a shark under water Fell and no one caught her... She was caught in a mudslide Eaten by a lion" What is the name of this song?

Answer: 50 Ways to Say Goodbye

This song is a track on the album "California 37" released in April 2012. This is Train's sixth album. Formed in 1993, the band hails from San Francisco, California.
11. Complete this lyric, from a Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show song: "I got a freaky ole lady name a Cocaine Katy who embroideries on my jeans I got my poor ole grey haired daddy drivin' my limousine Now it's all designed to blow our minds but our minds won't really be blown Like the blow that'll getcha when you get your picture on the cover of ___"

Answer: The Rollin' Stone

Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show's second album "Sloppy Seconds" (1972) is one of my all-time favorites! All of the songs, including "The Cover of the Rolling Stone" were written by Shel Silverstein, a children's author, cartoonist, and singer-songwriter. After this song was released, the band did appear- in cartoon form- on the cover of "Rolling Stone" magazine.
12. Jimmy Buffet sings: "Don't want to land in no San Diego Don't want to land in no Buzzard's Bay(no no no) Don't want to land on no ayatollah I got nothin a more to say I don't know I don't know I don't know where I'm a gonna go When ...." what comes next?

Answer: the volcano blows

This song is from Jimmy Buffet's tenth album, also titled "Volcano"
released in 1979. "Volcano" peaked at number 14 on The Billboard 200 album chart.
13. "Sometimes you're the windshield Sometimes you're the bug Sometimes it all comes together baby Sometimes you're just a fool in love" Who recorded "The Bug"

Answer: Both of these

"The Bug" was written by Mark Knopfler and was originally recorded by Knopfler's band Dire Straits in 1991 on the album "On Every Street." Mary Chapin Carpenter covered the song on her album "Come On Come On" in 1992.
14. In 1977, Meatloaf released the album "Bat Out of Hell." These are some lyrics from one of the tracks: "Do you need me!? Will you never leave me!? Will you make me happy for the rest of my life!? Will you take me away and will you make me your wife!? I gotta know right now Before we go any further Do you love me!? Will you love me forever!? These lyrics are from the song "Paradise by the _____________" Can you fill in the blank?

Answer: Dashboard Light

"Paradise by the Dashboard Light" was written by Jim Steinman, and tells the story of a high school boy and girl making out in a car to the sounds of a baseball play by play. It's become a rock classic, and is often played on classic rock radio around the world, in spite of its almost eight minute playing time.
15. Queen sang: "You say black I say white, You say bark I say bite You say shark I say hey man, Jaws was never my scene And I don't like Star Wars You say Rolls I say Royce, You say God give me a choice You say Lord I say Christ I don't believe in Peter Pan, Frankenstein or Superman All I wanna do is ______"

Answer: bicycle bicycle bicycle I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle

"Bicycle Race" is from the 1978 Queen album "Jazz". The song was written by Queen lead singer Freddie Mercury, and was reported to have been inspired by the Tour de France. The original music video featured naked women racing bikes in Wimbledon Stadium. The single was released together with the single "Fat Bottomed Girls."
16. Do you recognize these lyrics from Shaggy? "How you can grant the woman access to your villa Trespasser and a witness while you cling to your pillow You better watch your back before she turn into a killer Best for you and the situation not to call the beaner To be a true player you have to know how to play If she say a night, convince her say a day Never admit to a word when she say and if she claims And you tell her baby no way" What is the name of this song?

Answer: It Wasn't Me

The song "It Wasn't Me" was the first single released in the US for the Shaggy album "Hot Shot." It was released in 2001. It was Shaggy's first number one hit in the US. In the song, a man complains to his friend that his girlfriend walked in on him having sex with another woman and asks what he should do.

His friend advises him to deny everything with the phrase "It wasn't me." Yeah, that'll work...
17. "Mommy had a little baby. There he is. Fast asleep. He's just a little plaything. Why not wake him up? Cute. Cute. Little baby. Little pee pee. Little toes. Now he's comin' to me. Crawl across the kitchen floor." Who sang this song about baby?

Answer: Talking Heads

This track "Stay Up Late" is from the "Little Creatures" album by Talking Heads, released in 1985. "Little Creatures" is the sixth album Talking Heads released. It was written by David Byrne.
18. "We were at the beach Everybody had matching towels Somebody went under a dock And there they saw a rock It wasn't a rock It was a _______" Can you complete this lyric, which is also the song title?

Answer: rock lobster

"Rock Lobster" , by the B 52's can be found on their self-titled album released in 1979. The song is a classic nonsense song about a beach party, strange sea creatures, and a lot of interesting sounds.
19. "Now somewhere in the black mining hills of Dakota There lived a young boy named Rocky Raccoon And one day his woman ran off with another guy Hit young Rocky in the eye Rocky didn't like that" Who sang this song?

Answer: The Beatles

"Rocky Raccoon" is a track on the Beatles "White Album". It was written by Paul McCartney, and features John Lennon on harmonica.
20. You probably have heard the great song "Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah or Letter from Camp" "Hello muddah, hello faddah Here I am at Camp __________ Camp is very entertaining And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining. I went hiking with Joe Spivy He developed poison ivy You remember Leonard Skinner He got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner." But can you remember the name of the camp?

Answer: Granada

This is a Grammy Award-winning song written by Allan Sherman and Lou Busch. It was based on letters Sherman received from his son Robert while Robert attended summer camp. The song reached number two on the Billboard Hot 100 list in August 1963.
Source: Author Giniw

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