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1. A Martian walks into a bar and clambers up a stool (He was only 2 foot 6 tall), signals the barman, asks for a Grape nihi (He couldn't prove he was over 18) and settled in to watch the game on the TV above the bar. He was mystified. He pulled out his cell phone, dialled Mars and reported "I do not understand this football O Great Leader. In a 60 minutes game, there are four hours of high quality ads punctuated by some football a few seconds at a time" What game was Maxwell watching?
2. The barman flicked the TV channel to a new type of game, Maxwell was pleased. He watched intently, took notes then reported back to his boss on Mars.
"Boss you won't believe this game. A man on one team throws a ball at a man on another team. The so-called hitter misses three times and sits down, two more men do the same thing. Then the teams swap over. They do this nine times so one team has missed the ball a total of 27 times and not hit the ball once. Nothing happens but guess what? This is called a Perfect Game!
What game is Maxwell watching?
3. Maxwell is now watching what appears to be an ice skating rink with targets painted at either ends. He reports back to his fearless lreader on Mars, "Two teams throw down rocks toward a house which I cannot see but as the rock slides down the ice, two guys with brooms scrub the ice in front of the rock but the ice looks clean to me.
Which sport is Maxweel watching now?
4. Maxwell leans over and flicks the TV remote while the barman is not looking. He is now watching an Australian Rules Football match. Maxwell catches on quick - if you kick a goal you get 6 points but he is confused by the rule if you are slightly off target you still get a score. What is this minor score called?
5. The barman gave Maxwell the remote so Maxwell is eagerly flicking between channels. He reports back to his chief on Mars "There is this game of golf which means hitting a ball until it disappears 18 times but there is all this talks about birds but none in sight: Birdie, eagle, albatross, duck".
Maxwell is over-eager in his descriptions. Whilst all these 'birds' are sporting terms not all concern golf. Which one does NOT?
6. Maxwell is trying to explain rugby to his boss on Mars. He nearly drops the cell phone in his excitement. "These earthlings have no idea about words. In rugby you have to get the ball over the other team's line at the other end of the pitch. They call this a "try" Maybe they should call it a "Success".
Why is a try in Rugby called a try?
7. Maxwell is getting tired reporting all these sporting events to his leader on Mars. The cell phone which is the size of a small SUV (needed to have the capability to reach Mars) was making Maxwell's skinny little purple arm ache. He reports "Cricket is a crazy game. A bowler throws a ball at a batsman who tries to hit the ball. Sometimes he bowls a maiden over but there is not a girl in sight. I do not understand".
Who or what is a maiden over?
8. Now Maxwell is watching a replay of the 1994 Soccer World Cup final between Italy and Brazil which finished 0-0 after overtime. He is scribbling notes feverishly. He rings his boss on Mars (again!), this time to complain: "I do not understand this soccer. Eleven players try to kick the ball into the others team's net but they all fail after 120 minutes. So then one player only lines up to kick a ball into the net with only one player on the other side to stop it. Now they are expected to score every time. First team to misses lose"
Maxwell is not quite correct. Why?
9. Maxwell is getting really tired now. His enormous cell phone that reaches Mars is in desperate need of a power plant big enough to charge it. He rings home to file his latest report: "Boss, Earthlings are obsessed with two things in sport and neither of them make sense - That's food and birds. I have even found a sport that has both references in a single sporting term:
Which sport was Maxwell describing that has scoring terms like "Turkey" and "Chicken sandwich"?
10. "Baseball is just full of terms it takes a long time to understand" says Maxwell to his Martian boss. "I have no idea what these baseball terms mean: Meatball, lollipop, pepper, cup of coffee, biscuit, but I'm really hungry".
Actually Maxwell is a bit over-zealous. One of these terms is related to hockey not baseball. Which one?
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