1.1 - "Her Embarrassed of Caveman" Quiz

Answer: a little better looking

It's explained that the cavemen aren't that hard to find, they're right beside us. And if we're enjoying our modern civilization, we may want to send them a thank-you note. During this, we're shown cavemen included in various situations. One is shown as part of Washington's crossing of the Delaware, as a member of a space shuttle crew, as a member of a rock group and in a bicycle race.

Answer: Yabba dabba doo

Nick was discussing "The Flintstones", in particular that he didn't see what was so funny about a waitress carrying a rack of ribs so big that it could tip over a car made of stone. After Nick's "Don't. Ever." comment made the guy walk away, Nick asked Joel if Maurice just handed out invitations for his party at the bus station.

Answer: the weather forecast

Instead of working on his dissertation, Nick was playing online poker and watching TV. He chuckled when the weather forecaster, a caveman wearing an Uncle Sam hat, animatedly joked about it being hump day and how he was ready for the best part of the week, the weekend (even though showers were in the forecast).

Answer: bite him

Ray brought up the blond who always came into the store but didn't buy anything, and Joel admitted that she was his girlfriend. Joel was frustrated because he hadn't told anyone about Kate due to Nick. Becoming irate, Joel said he was tired of Nick's whole self-righteous act, and he was just going to tell him he was dating a Homo sapiens. Ray looked at him warily and said, "You're not going to bite me, are you?"

Answer: the bookstore

Nick kept asking Joel about who was texting him all the time, but Joel wouldn't tell him. When Nick and Andy went out for coffee, Nick speculated that Joel was seeing the cave chick who worked at the bookstore because he had been there five times in the last month. Andy asked how he knew and Nick said he looked up Joel's credit card bill online (Joel used the same password for everything - Superjoel78).

Answer: Joel told them.

Joel came home to find that Nick and Andy had been out making some purchases, and were playing a boxing game on Nintendo Wii. Joel stopped Nick and said he wanted to clear some things up. Nick said he figured out that Joel was hiding his lady from them because she was ugly. Joel said she was hot, and then to Nick's surprise, he added that she was a sape.

Answer: True

When Nick found out that Joel hadn't met any of Kate's friends, he convinced Joel that Kate was embarrassed of him. Joel suggested to Kate that they get her friends and his friends together that night, but she said she had plans. After hearing it was sort of a girl's night, Joel suggested one guy wouldn't hurt, and then that he could wear a skirt. Kate said no.

Answer: Squash

While Maurice, Joel and Nick were playing (Andy was on the phone with Susan again), Joel said he couldn't pin Kate down on introducing him to her friends. Maurice suggested that she wasn't ashamed of Joel, she was ashamed of herself because sapien women saw cavemen as the forbidden fruit.

Answer: False

Joel was getting angry playing squash, so when Nick said not to take it out on them because his girlfriend kept him hidden away, Joel said he was leaving. He went to the bar where Kate and her friends were, introduced himself and said he didn't want to be Kate's dirty little secret anymore.

She said OK and told her friends she was dating him. Her friends said hi to Joel and went on with their meal, except for Thorne, who looked at Kate and said, "Another caveman?".

Answer: Maurice

Outside, Kate apologized and told Joel that her friends gave her grief because she jumped into a lot of relationships that didn't last long. She didn't want to say anything to them about Joel until she knew it was going to last. Maurice walked up, said hello to Joel, and then said hello to Kate. To Kate he also added "long time no see, sweetness", which was followed by an awkward moment for both Kate and Joel.

When Nick heard that not only was Kate not ashamed of Joel but that she had dated a couple of cavemen before, he got Joel thinking that Kate had a caveman fetish.