1.4 - "The Mascot" Trivia Quiz

Answer: Finish eating a granola bar

Joel said he just had his car cleaned and wouldn't unlock the door until Nick finished his granola bar. Nick complained, but after he took a big bite of the granola bar, Joel unlocked the door. As soon as Nick got in the car, he coughed, sending granola crumbs all over Joel's dashboard.

Answer: Offer to make him breakfast

Leslie found a copy of Andy's resume on the copier in the rec room, and went to their apartment. When Andy answered the door, Leslie called him Joel and said she was looking for Andrew. She couldn't believe it when he said he was Andy and she mentioned how they looked so much alike.

She said she could use someone to crunch some numbers for her, and said she would pay him, under the table of course. Andy said he'd take the job and Leslie said to come with her. When he asked, "Now?", Leslie said yes, "Come on boy", and whistled like she was calling a dog. Andy couldn't believe it and questioned, "Did you just whistle at me?".

Answer: She was buying a condo for her special friend.

Andy found that Leslie was funneling her husband's money into a dummy corporation. Leslie admitted it, but didn't really get it when Andy said it was illegal. She explained to him that she had a special friend, and she wanted her special friend to have a nice condo.

She also explained that she wanted her husband to remain blissfully unaware of this. Andy told her he wasn't comfortable with the situation.

Answer: True

In the teacher's lounge, Nick was eating some poor teacher's lunch while he was explaining how much he enjoyed teaching. When he left the lounge, Nick walked past a sign depicting the school's mascot, a caveman. He walked back to it and stared in disbelief at the caveman wielding a club, with the words 'Go Savages' beside it. Nick spoke to the principal, who tried to be sympathetic.

She assured Nick the caveman mascot was a noble Neanderthal who was portrayed with dignity and respect.

Answer: He found old-fashioned teachers attractive.

At the squash court, Nick said he liked teaching and Maurice said that was because he was surrounded by the high school honeys all day. Joel said that was a little creepy, but Maurice said he was talking about the teachers. He went on to describe them with their hair in tight buns, cat glasses with the little chains, and black shoes which looked like Pilgrim shoes. Perplexed, Joel looked at him and asked if he went to school in the 50s. Maurice said he wished he had.

Answer: He told Joel about it.

While taking a break from playing squash, Joel asked Andy what was bothering him. Andy told him that Kate's mother was stealing money from Kate's father to buy her lover a condo. Andy said he felt better immediately and was ready to play squash again, but then Joel felt awful because he was going to have to tell Kate.

He tried talking to Kate about her parents' marriage, but she was confused and thought he was breaking up with her.

Answer: Nick attacked the school mascot.

Nick went outside to find the students, teachers and even the principal he had spoken with, chanting "Ugh" while they waved their "spirit clubs" around. Nick really couldn't believe it when he actually saw the caveman mascot, Grok Grok. He tried to ask the person inside the caveman outfit to remove themselves from the pep rally, but Grok Grok kept hitting Nick over the head with his club. Nick finally had enough, grabbed the club and started hitting the mascot.

When Grok Grok fell to the ground, the costume head came off, revealing the person underneath to be a girl.

The crowd was shocked at what Nick did and booed him.

Answer: True

While out having drinks, Joel consoled a newly-unemployed Nick with the fact that only a couple hundred high school students saw Nick beat up a girl. The scene then cut to Nick at the apartment watching a video of his actions, entitled "Grok Grok Assault", on Vidz Web. The video had had over 140,000 hits.

Answer: Nick

Leslie always had a hard time telling the cavemen apart and had once suggested that they wear different-colored ribbons in their hair to help her. After finding out about Leslie's special friend, Joel went by her office to talk to her, but she mistook him for Andy and said something about moving money around for her.

He said he was Joel and that Leslie needed to tell Kate about her friend. Nick was home when Leslie came by and asked that "Joel" not tell Kate her secret. Nick began to explain that he wasn't Joel, but stopped when Leslie asked how much it was going to take to get him to stay quiet. Leslie handed Nick the check and told him to keep his mouth shut.

Answer: Motor scooter

Leslie offered $500, but Nick said $2000, and asked her to make the check out to cash. As "Slow Ride" played, we saw a close-up of a shiny red scooter. The shot then switched to Nick exiting a cafe, getting on the scooter and driving off. Nick wasn't happy that he always had to get rides from Joel or Maurice, and had earlier admired a neighbor who had a scooter.