1.3 - "The Cavewoman" Trivia Quiz

Answer: Frozen yogurt

Joel happened upon a place called Fruitberry, which sold frozen yogurt with real fruit. He took Andy, who was as thrilled about it as Joel. When they took Nick, Nick was his usual acerbic self and only wanted to go along so he would know what to hate.

While they were discussing other fads, Andy mentioned the great ham craze of '96 when he became obsessed with honey-glazed ham. Joel told him that in order for it to be a fad someone would have had to like it other than just him.

Answer: the cavewoman who worked there

Nick told Joel and Andy that they only liked the frozen yogurt because everyone else did. When they got up to the counter, Nick saw Heather, the cavewoman who worked at Fruitberry, and said he could understand this. Nick said that Joel wasn't there because he was a mindless sheep, he was there for the hot cavewoman behind the counter. Joel insisted he went there for the yogurt.

Answer: False

Heather was flirty with Joel, but very short with Kate, who took a moment to decide what she wanted to order. When Kate asked for mangoes with her frozen yogurt, Heather said they were out of mangoes. Kate said she was looking at a basket of mangoes, but Heather insisted they didn't have any, and called Kate a 'smoothie'. Kate stormed out when Joel didn't speak up for her.

Answer: Fruity Pebbles

Joel's favorite at Fruitberry was a medium vanilla with kiwi and Fruity Pebbles. When Joel and Kate were arguing about Joel's lack of support for Kate, Kate said she thought it was interesting that Joel would choose a sexy cavewoman as one of the toppings. Joel said that Pebbles was a baby, but Kate corrected him and said that Pebbles wasn't a baby on "The Pebbles and Bamm-Bamm Show". Joel later asked Andy if he thought Pebbles was hot, or a baby.

When Andy said hot, Joel said she was three years old on the "Flintstones". Andy said she wasn't a baby on the "Pebbles and Bamm-Bamm Show".

Answer: "There goes the mother of my children."

Heather was being rude to everyone, but Nick didn't notice because he was blissful after their night together. Joel even had to remind her that the little silver handle on the side of the toilet wasn't just decorative. Heather stood up and said she had to go to work, kissed Nick, and then pushed him against the refrigerator. After Nick's comment, Joel said, "That should be great".

Answer: True

While Kate was having lunch with her mom and Thorne, she explained how Heather had called her a smoothie. Thorne said Kate shouldn't have to take it and they should march down there and tell Heather off (Leslie just wanted to go there for the frozen yogurt).

When they got there, Thorne tried to be threatening and Heather said she liked her because of her spunk. All three women were sympathetic when Heather said she had a rotten date the previous night, and Heather ended up telling them they were alright, and the yogurt was on her.

Answer: He didn't call her friend.

The morning that Heather was at the guys' apartment, Andy asked her if she had any friends. She said she had a friend named Brandy who taught kickboxing, and demanded that Andy call her right then. Andy became frightened and said he had to think about it.

The next time Heather was over, Andy pretended to be asleep on the sofa so he wouldn't have to talk to her. But Heather knew he was awake and knew he was lying when she asked if he had called Brandy. Later, Andy was at Fruitberry talking to a girl when Heather came over.

After scaring the girl away, Heather threatened Andy with bodily harm should he not call her friend. Andy then lied and said he was gay, and ended up running out of Fruitberry.

Answer: He left her at the movie theatre.

While Nick and Heather were at the movies, Heather was being really obnoxious. She complained about someone bringing a baby to the movies, and then scared the man who was sitting in front of her into slouching down in his seat. Nick was going to tell Heather he wanted to break up, but she was being so rude that he ended up asking her if she wanted anything from the concession stand, Heather said she wanted popcorn with a specific amount of the yellow goo on it. Nick went out into the lobby, and kept going.

Answer: Change their phone number

Joel first began to see how Heather really was when Heather was rude to Kate, but Nick took a little longer. He seemed to enjoy Heather's aggressiveness at first, but that was before she made him work on his dissertation, and ruined a squash game for him. They were all just plain afraid of her after Nick left her at the movie theatre.

Answer: The kid took off with their money.

Since all of them were afraid of Heather at this point, Joel, Nick and Andy were sitting in the car outside of Fruitberry (Nick even had his hood over his head as some sort of disguise). They wanted the frozen yogurt, but none of them were brave enough to go inside until Heather's shift ended.

When a kid walked by, they stopped him, handed him $20, and asked him to go in and get the yogurt for them. He asked what they wanted and got in line, but after a moment, he ran off. Joel then forced Andy to go inside to get their yogurt.