3.1 "Doing The Backstroke" Trivia Quiz

Answer: the mother

The season two finale left fans wondering how in the heck Nancy and Conrad would make it out of the grow house alive after they discovered that Silas had stolen the marijuana. The fabulous creative team from "Weeds" came up with a brilliant side story for comic relief, which also calmed down the men with guns enough to negotiate with Nancy.

The family wanted to stop in and allow the mother to see the house she grew up in, and the daughter wanted to go to the bathroom. When Ellie, the little girl, ran into the house, she couldn't hold it anymore after she saw the men with guns.

Eliza Noxon played Ellie.

Answer: Cold Blood

In the tradition of a regular man turned "gangsta", U-turn's cousin had the name of Cold Blood. In order to intimidate the family from Scottsdale, U-turn went into details about Cold Blood. He described him as "six foot five, 320 pounds, big scar across his throat" and said he could get Cold Blood to look the family up and they could get nachos together.

The father then recited a story back to U-turn of how they'd never made it to his wife's (Dawn) childhood home. U-turn accepted the story and told them to go ahead and hit reset.

Answer: True

At first Silas denied it all, but finally and quickly confessed when Celia suggested that the cop search Silas' car. The cop arrested Silas, which left Celia without a ride and Silas' car in danger of being towed. Celia suggested she take Silas' car and the cop agreed. He took the keys from Silas and handed them to Celia.

Answer: Vasag and Marvin

The head Armenian, in this scenario, told Vasag to accompany Nancy, and U-turn sent Marvin as well. Conrad had to stay behind as a hostage, in case Nancy never returned. Heylia and Sanjay did not appear in this episode, and Doug and Dean were still at the graduation party. At this point, we were still left unsure of Peter's fate..

The head Armenian instructed Vasag to view Nancy as "business only" and not to assault her.

Answer: Bear

In true Kat fashion, she met someone who she felt could serve her better. She latched on to Bear, a trucker, who would take her to South America (supposedly). So, she left Shane at the diner with the keys to Andy's van, and told him that he could drive home or to Pittsburgh if he wanted. Shane looked crushed, as he finally got to see Kat for who she truly was. Meanwhile, Andy called and placed an "Amber Alert" out for Shane, and continued to irritate and insult the bounty hunter Abumchuk.

Answer: True

Dana left Doug after Dean informed her of the affair. Doug was crushed and admitted that he loved Dana for many reasons. He also admitted she hated sex and may be a lesbian. Dean made it clear to Doug that he had gotten exactly what he deserved. Doug said Dana would never forgive him because the only thing she hated more than sex was public embarrassment.

In season one, it was slightly hinted that Dana may be a lesbian, as she was giving stripper fitness classes to women in the community. To date, the audience has never actually seen Dana Wilson.

Answer: dropped him on his head

Nancy also questioned Silas as to how he'd gotten into her pot safe (the combo was her maiden name), and where the pot was now located (in the trunk of his car). When Silas asked his mom if her husband (DEA agent Peter Scottson) could help her out, Nancy's mind slowed down and she went into sort of a sad and guilty haze (momentarily).

He shook her out of her reverie and she left him abruptly in the police station. As she walked out, Shane's 'Amber Alert' was seen on the police TV network above their heads.

Answer: Yes

After taking loads of prescription meds together, then donning green facial masks, the duo begin talking about size. Doug apologized for his affair with Celia, and Dean made it very clear he had not been threatened by Doug. In short order, the duo worked themselves up into a contest of size. Enough said.

Answer: 50 cents on the dollar

U-turn was standing on a chair, urinating in the sink at the grow house, and toting a machine gun when he made this offer. The two remaining Armenians discussed it briefly, agreed it was better than nothing (which it began to appear would be the case), and accepted the offer.

There is no doubt in my mind, U-turn was turned on by the idea of "owning" sexy Mrs. Botwin. He called Marvin, while Nancy was gassing up her hybrid car, and Marvin explained the rules to Nancy. He also added that Nancy had a short time to recover the pot, or else Marvin had to shoot her in the head. Marvin told her to please make it happened, as he liked her nice head.

Answer: in her own swimming pool

Nancy and Marvin went to Celia's looking for Silas' car. When they didn't find it there, Nancy called Silas' phone and Celia said she driven the car to Nancy's house as promised. Nancy hurried home, opened the trunk, and alas no pot. Nancy called Celia again, heard Silas' phone ringing in her backyard, and followed the sound, and Celia's voice, to poolside. There was Celia, drinking Nancy's vodka and explaining that she'd dumped the weed into Nancy's pool "for her own good". Ah, Celia, don't you wanna slap her sometimes?

To be continued...