A Smith in the Hand Trivia Quiz

Answer: lighter

When Steve comes home with a permission slip to take sexual education at school, Stan gets very upset. He does not believe that Stan should be taught the truth about anything like that, and even goes so far as to say the school should be burned down to stop Steve from taking the class.

After Francine says they will talk to the Principal instead and everyone else leaves the room, Stan takes out his lighter and whispers to it, "Soon, my pet. Soon I will feed you the world."

Answer: False

Steve is actually the only one in the class. When we first see a shot of the classroom. Steve and an Amish boy are the only students in the room. However, when Stan mentions that the class is the morally upright version, the Amish boy says he is in the wrong class, enters his buggy which is waiting in the hall, and rides to the correct room.

Answer: You want it when?

To distract Steve from any natural, biological urges he may have, Stan tells him to have a hobby and shows him all the hobbies Stan has as his own distractions. When Steve notices the wood burning pieces Stan has created, Stan shows him all the sayings he has scorched into the pieces of wood. Stan says "You want it when?" is his favorite because it expresses angst about an unreasonable deadline.

Answer: Roger's Place

After Haley calls Roger a loser, Roger decides to get his bartender's license to be able to be of some use. As practice, he opens up his own bar in the attic, stocked with a reasonable supply of alcohol. Naturally, his bar is not real or certified, and serves only the Smiths, but Roger still runs it as if it were real to make sure he knows how.

His bar is even complete with a sign with "Roger's Place" hanging above the area.

Answer: shot glass

At various points throughout the episode, Klaus can be seen at the bar sitting in some form of glass. The first time he is there, Francine comes in after spring cleaning because she believes that Stan doesn't find her attractive anymore, which has led to minor depression. Klaus is sitting in a shot glass at the bar the whole time; interestingly, the shot glass is quite large for a shot glass, especially when compared to other things in the room.

Answer: Saddam Hussein

When Stan is making his presentation about how television is morally bankrupting America, he uses Osama, Fidel, and Kim to set up the theme of "evil" for his slideshow, then cuts to a slide of Paris Hilton in an extremely skimpy outfit to show how television is the cause of moral decay in society. Using Steve as an example of how television kills people inside, Stan demands control over the entire nation's airwaves, but the Senators only give him Langley Falls.

Answer: pancreas

When Haley first comes into the bar, Roger asks to see ID, and Haley shows him one, thinking he is just playing. Roger confiscates it, however, after deducing that Haley is not named Ernestine Ciao (as per the name on the ID), Roger takes it and puts it in one of the folds of his skin. Haley comes back later and forcibly searches Roger's folds for her fake ID, but instead pulls out Roger's pancreas. Haley offers to trade it back for her ID, but just when the trade is about to be made, the pancreas bites Haley and runs off elsewhere in the attic. Roger is obviously quite upset and mentions that he will now have to spend all night putting peanut butter in pancreas traps.

Answer: 3

When Stan takes over television, "Celibate Sock Puppet Theater" is one of the shows he uses to impose his Christian values on the town. One of the props for the scenery is a fake palm tree next to the booth Stan uses, with three fake coconuts on it. The three of them can all be seen when Francine walks over to the booth to confront Stan and Steve walks over to join them. Thanks to Francine's insistence, Stan gives Steve the "birds and the bees" talk, but Stan forgets the cameras are still rolling.

The talk, with much content and amazingly precise details are broadcast to an entire awestruck town.

Answer: Yes

At the end of the episode, Haley, Roger, and Klaus are all sitting at Roger's bar. The scene cuts to them from Stan and Francine passionately embracing on TV, revealing that that is what is on the TV in Roger's bar. Apparently content to give up his bartending dreams (Haley is now drinking), Roger has poured himself what appears to be a martini, with an olive in it that has been speared with a toothpick.

Answer: Beer

At the bar, Klaus is sitting in a martini glass, Roger is drinking his martini, and Haley is drinking a beer (even though she is only 18). The only beer used on the show is a label with no text and a red spot in the middle. While everyone is relaxing at the bar, a snap and a raspy scream are heard from the background, meaning Roger has finally caught his pancreas.