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Alf Tales Trivia Quiz

The 'Alf Tales' cartoons spoofed fairy tales and movie genres at the same time. How much do you know about these classics?

A multiple-choice quiz by ubermom. Estimated time: 7 mins.

Author
ubermom

Time
7 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
161,416

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
10

Difficulty
Very Difficult

Avg Score
3 / 10

Plays
799

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Question 1 of 10

1. Cinderella's father summons her new stepsisters. What are they named in the Alf Tales version? Hint

Janet and LaToya

Mary-Kate and Ashley

Brunhilde and Grunhilde

Laverne and Shirley

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Question 2 of 10

2. In the Alf Tales version of "Sleeping Beauty," the princess escapes the clutches of the Evil Sorceress by hurling truths at her. Which of the following does NOT happen to the Evil Sorceress as a result of the assault of truth? Hint

Her perm gives out and her hair turns to a frizzy mess

"My credit cards! They're melting... melting!"

Her face lift lets go

Her diet fails her and she gets fat

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Question 3 of 10

3. In the Alf Tales version of "Rumpelstilskin," how did Sam Shovel learn the name of the mysterious stranger who lay claim to the leading lady's firstborn? Hint

Shovel saw it on Rumpelstilskin's vanity license plate

He tricks Rumpelstilskin into signing for a package

The same as in the fairy tale -- he overhears Rumpelstilskin dancing around and singing his own name

He calls the Spinners' Guild and asks for a list of members who can spin straw into gold

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Question 4 of 10

4. In the Alf Tales version of "Aladin," how does the ginii deal with the hoard of guards about to descend on Ziggy and Roy? Hint

He turns them into white tigers

He turns them into garden slugs

He turns them into adoring teenage groupies

He sends them to the North Pole

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Question 5 of 10

5. Only one human ever appears on the Alf Tales show. Who is he? Hint

Roger Cohen, Network Executive

The Ti-Di-Bowl Man

Santa Claus

The Censor

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Question 6 of 10

6. In the Alf Tales version of "The Princess and the Pea," the queen picks a bride for the prince, then insists _____. Hint

on singing at the wedding

that they all go bowling

that the wedding take place at dawn

that they go pick out china patterns

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Question 7 of 10

7. When our Alf Tales Cinderella steps into the concert hall, her stepmother and stepsisters notice what? Hint

... she smells like Pine Sol

... nothing about her. They're fixated on Gordo.

... her glass slippers

... she looks just like ... TERI GARR!

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Question 8 of 10

8. In the Alf Tales version of "Sleeping Beauty," the Evil Sorceress places a curse on the prince that he will die of a paper cut. Which is not one of the decrees the king makes to protect his son? Hint

Books, magazines, and newspapers are banned. Royal subjects are to watch TV instead.

Stenographers are to knit dictation.

All greeting cards and utility bills are to be printed on Canadian bacon.

The prince is to stay in the castle, away from the Evil Sorceress, who is "a bad influence!"

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Question 9 of 10

9. How can Gordo identify his true love in the Alf Tales version of "Cinderella?" Hint

Her blue suede shoe will fit only her huge foot.

The glass slipper will fit only her tiny foot.

She can shatter a glass slipper with her voice

She's wearing his high school ring.

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Question 10 of 10

10. In the Alf Tales version, which is not one of the things Cinderella's stepsisters and stepmother tell her to do while they're off trying to marry Gordo? Hint

Do the laundry.

Chop the firewood.

Sweep the chimney.

Finish up that radiation research in the basement.

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. Cinderella's father summons her new stepsisters. What are they named in the Alf Tales version?

Answer: Janet and LaToya

Cinderella spoofs Elvis movies. Her father met Tilly, the stepmother, in the frozen food aisle.

Answer: Her face lift lets go

The final piece of truth that conquors the Evil Sorceress was, "Left untreated, plaque can lead to gum disease!"

3. In the Alf Tales version of "Rumpelstilskin," how did Sam Shovel learn the name of the mysterious stranger who lay claim to the leading lady's firstborn?

Answer: Shovel saw it on Rumpelstilskin's vanity license plate

Rumpelstilskin does dance around and sing his own name, but Shovel can't hear him because the windows are closed. He tries to trick Rumpelstilskin with the "Package for you; sign here please" trick, but Rumpelstilskin signs as "Gnarl Dwarf Enterprises." I just threw in the one about the spinning guild for the fun of it.

4. In the Alf Tales version of "Aladin," how does the ginii deal with the hoard of guards about to descend on Ziggy and Roy?

Answer: He turns them into adoring teenage groupies

The ginii looks and sounds like Johnny Carson in his Carnak the Magnificent turban.

5. Only one human ever appears on the Alf Tales show. Who is he?

Answer: Roger Cohen, Network Executive

Roger Cohen, Network Executive, often appears as Gordon is introducing the episode, spouting lines like, "Our research shows that less than 2% of our audience actually live in the Dark Ages."

6. In the Alf Tales version of "The Princess and the Pea," the queen picks a bride for the prince, then insists _____.

Answer: that they all go bowling

Going bowling ruins the prince's plans to start his career as a comic, because it makes him miss "open mike night" at the comedy club.

7. When our Alf Tales Cinderella steps into the concert hall, her stepmother and stepsisters notice what?

Answer: ... she looks just like ... TERI GARR!

She joins Gordon in a chorus of "You Can't Help Loving Me."

Answer: Stenographers are to knit dictation.

The decrees are greeted happily by the people.

9. How can Gordo identify his true love in the Alf Tales version of "Cinderella?"

Answer: She can shatter a glass slipper with her voice

The Colonel is the one who actually *wears* glass slippers.

10. In the Alf Tales version, which is not one of the things Cinderella's stepsisters and stepmother tell her to do while they're off trying to marry Gordo?

Answer: Do the laundry.

Interestingly enough, somehow all three of them intend to marry Gordo.

Source: Author ubermom

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