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"Buffy" Quotes | 10 Question Television Multiple Choice Quiz


I will say a quote and you tell me who said it.

A multiple-choice quiz by cassandra moran. Estimated time: 5 mins.
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Time
5 mins
Type
Multiple Choice
Quiz #
131,337
Updated
Dec 03 21
# Qns
10
Difficulty
Average
Avg Score
8 / 10
Plays
1915
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Question 1 of 10
1. "I like you. You're funny, and you're nicely shaped. And frankly, it's ludicrous to have these interlocking bodies and not... interlock. Please remove your clothing now."

Answer: (One Word)
Question 2 of 10
2. "Well, there are no boxes for 'none of the above'. That would introduce too many variables into their mushroom head, number-crunching little world." Hint


Question 3 of 10
3. "I have finesse! I have finesse coming out of my bottom! I can completely lie to the health inspector. I can, you know, distract him with coy smiles, and, and bribe him with money and goods." Hint


Question 4 of 10
4. "I haven't processed everything yet. My brain isn't really functioning on the higher levels. It's pretty much fire bad; tree pretty." Hint


Question 5 of 10
5. "I don't think Buffy's Watcher likes me too much. I think it's 'cause he's just so ... old. I'm not sure how old he is, but I heard him use the word 'newfangled' one time. So he's got to be pretty far gone."

Answer: (One Word)
Question 6 of 10
6. "Look at her shoes, if a fashion magazine told her to, she'd wear cats strapped to her feet." (This was a thought.) Hint


Question 7 of 10
7. "You're a very complex man, aren't you?" Hint


Question 8 of 10
8. "What am I going to do? I think about sex all the time! Sex.. Help! Four times five is thirty...five times six is thirty-two... Naked girls. Naked women... Naked Buffy... Oh, stop me!" (This was a thought.)

Answer: (One Word)
Question 9 of 10
9. "Funny hearing a Fyarl demon say 'serviceable.' Had a couple of them working for me once. They're more like 'Like to crush. Crush now?' Strong though. You won't meet a jar you can't open for the rest of your life." Hint


Question 10 of 10
10. "So, I'm wondering, do the other cookie animals feel sort of ripped? Like, is the hippo going, 'Hey, man, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity!' And you know the monkey's just, 'I mock you with my monkey pants!'"

Answer: (One Word)

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts
1. "I like you. You're funny, and you're nicely shaped. And frankly, it's ludicrous to have these interlocking bodies and not... interlock. Please remove your clothing now."

Answer: Anya

She was talking to Xander in the episode "The Harsh Light Of Day", when she returned to Sunnydale. She ran away at the end of season three because it was an apocalypse and the Hellmouth wasn't a safe place to be at that time. As usual, Buffy saved the world, (blowing up the school in the process), so Anya thought it was safe to return. ("Anya, the last time I saw you you were fleeing in terror") When she was gone, she couldn't stop thinking about Xander.
2. "Well, there are no boxes for 'none of the above'. That would introduce too many variables into their mushroom head, number-crunching little world."

Answer: Xander

He said this in the season 2 episode "What's My Line Part 1". He wasn't really talking to anyone in particular, more to himself. He had to fill in a form about career week, and none of the answers suited what he wanted to say. Buffy was unhappy for most of this episode. For her career week was pointless, she would never have a normal life or job (if she even lived that long) because she already had a job.

She was the Slayer.
3. "I have finesse! I have finesse coming out of my bottom! I can completely lie to the health inspector. I can, you know, distract him with coy smiles, and, and bribe him with money and goods."

Answer: Anya

She was talking to Giles when he asked Willow to check on the Magic Box in the episode "Triangle". She thought she could look after the shop alone. As it turned out Willow and Anya together were a bad mix. Through an argument they managed to set a troll loose.

He was Anya's ex-boyfriend who she turned into a troll because he cheated on her. That is how she got the job as a vengeance demon.
4. "I haven't processed everything yet. My brain isn't really functioning on the higher levels. It's pretty much fire bad; tree pretty."

Answer: Buffy

She said this in the season 3 episode "Graduation Day Part 2". In order to kill the Mayor after his ascention she had to set the highschool on fire. They rebuilt it in series seven and Dawn started going there. Buffy was panicking about it because of everything she went through in highschool. As it turned out, the Hellmouth was no safer three years later.
5. "I don't think Buffy's Watcher likes me too much. I think it's 'cause he's just so ... old. I'm not sure how old he is, but I heard him use the word 'newfangled' one time. So he's got to be pretty far gone."

Answer: Dawn

She was writing this her diary in the episode "Real Me". This was in season five when Dawn first appeared. It was quite a shock to viewers when Buffy suddenly had a sister. It turned out that Dawn was a mystical key, given a body in order to hide from Glory, a God trying to get back to her Hell demension.

When the door between dimensions was opened by Dawn's blood, the only way to close it was for her blood to stop flowing. She tried to jump into the gateway but Buffy stopped her and jumped instead. ("It's Summers blood.

It's just like mine.") It worked and the gateway closed, leaving the Scoobies looking at Buffy's dead body.
6. "Look at her shoes, if a fashion magazine told her to, she'd wear cats strapped to her feet." (This was a thought.)

Answer: Giles

He thought this in the episode "Earshot". He was referring to Buffy's fashion sense. She told him what he had thought which is how he knew what had happened to her. She was infected with an aspect of the demon she had been fighting, and was able to hear people's thoughts. Before she knew what it was she was going to get.

She had been panicking that she was going to grown horns or something, and her friends didn't help. Willow: "Was it a boy demon?"
7. "You're a very complex man, aren't you?"

Answer: Oz

He said this to Xander during "Earshot". Xander had said that he couldn't believe that he had ever liked Cordelia, but then started shouting about the fact that Wesley looked at her. This was Oz's response. ("He's got his Pierce Brosnan-y eyes all over her".) This was a really good episode because Buffy could hear what everyone was thinking.
8. "What am I going to do? I think about sex all the time! Sex.. Help! Four times five is thirty...five times six is thirty-two... Naked girls. Naked women... Naked Buffy... Oh, stop me!" (This was a thought.)

Answer: Xander

This was from the episode "Earshot". He had just found out that Buffy could read minds. Buffy replied: "Xander is that all you think about?" He left the room. So did Wesley because she knew that he was thinking about Cordelia. Everyone was subconsciously thinking the worst thing they could, that they didn't want Buffy to know. Willow thought that Buffy would know Oz better than her.

The funniest was Joyce. She was trying to avoid being alone with Buffy so she didn't read what she kept thinking. It didn't work. ("You had sex with Giles. On top of a police car. Twice".)
9. "Funny hearing a Fyarl demon say 'serviceable.' Had a couple of them working for me once. They're more like 'Like to crush. Crush now?' Strong though. You won't meet a jar you can't open for the rest of your life."

Answer: Spike

This was said in the episode "A New Man", when Ethan Raine had made Giles a Fyarl Demon. He went to Xander first and ended up getting attacked because he didn't recognise him. When he had almost given up hope he realised that Spike could understand what he was saying.

Although he was speaking Fyarl, he still knew that it was Giles. It was the first and last time he was ever happy to see Spike.
10. "So, I'm wondering, do the other cookie animals feel sort of ripped? Like, is the hippo going, 'Hey, man, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity!' And you know the monkey's just, 'I mock you with my monkey pants!'"

Answer: Oz

He said this in the season two episode "What's my Line Part 2". Oz was talking about cookie animals. Kendra was also introduced in this episode. Buffy had no idea that another Slayer had been called after she momuntarily died at the hands of The Master, at the end of season one.
Source: Author cassandra moran

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