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The Ultimate 'Buffy' Quotes Quiz | Buffy The Vampire Slayer

More quotes from episodes of 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer'. Enjoy, and good luck.

A multiple-choice quiz by jdrr22. Estimated time: 7 mins.

Author
jdrr22

Time
7 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
77,934

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
25

Difficulty
Average

Avg Score
16 / 25

Plays
6716

Last 3 plays: Guest 76 (25/25), Guest 174 (25/25), Guest 35 (19/25).

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Question 1 of 25

1. 'Buffy Summers. If there's trouble, she's behind it.' Hint

Mayor

Cordelia

Spike

Snyder

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Question 2 of 25

2. 'Sensing a disturbance in the force, Master?'

Answer: (One Word, first name only)

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Question 3 of 25

3. 'I'm not doing the deep, get sympathy routine. I mean, don't you just hate guys who are all I'm dark and brooding, give me love?' Hint

Parker

Riley

Scott

Xander

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Question 4 of 25

4. 'Now I'm the bartender. I kick people out.'

Answer: (One Word, first name)

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Question 5 of 25

5. 'I'm pregnant by my step-brother, who'd rather be with my best friend, and he's left me with no place to live, no food, except for this bottle of Wild Turkey, which I drank all up.'

Answer: (One Word, first name)

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Question 6 of 25

6. 'Rupert, buddy...I'm here to tell you I'm impressed.' Hint

Ethan

Angelus

Xander

Wesley

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Question 7 of 25

7. 'Most people go around. I'm not saying you can't tunnel through me, I just think the other way's quicker.' Hint

Riley

Xander

Giles

Scott

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Question 8 of 25

8. 'Riley's a doof. He's not teutonic.' Hint

Willow

Buffy

Tara

Spike

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Question 9 of 25

9. 'And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel. A vague disclaimer is nobody's friend. Have fun.'

Answer: (One Word, first name)

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Question 10 of 25

10. 'Sorry, can't stay. Got to see a girl.' Hint

Xander

Spike

Angel

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Question 11 of 25

11. 'Well, it's been ages since I've been to a gig.'

Answer: (One Word, first name OR last name)

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Question 12 of 25

12. God! Somebody's domesticated the hell out of you.' Hint

Joyce

Cordelia

Veruca

Drusilla

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Question 13 of 25

13. 'Why do I have to be bait? I'm always bait.'

Answer: (One word, first name)

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Question 14 of 25

14. 'Well, I think that's a shame. I love a ritual sacrifice.' Hint

Anya

Buffy

Willow

Cordelia

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Question 15 of 25

15. 'It is a sham. But it's a sham with yams. It's a yam sham.'

Answer: (One Word, first name)

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Question 16 of 25

16. 'Always behind on the terms. Still trying not to refer to you lot as 'bloody colonials'.'

Answer: (One Word, first or last name)

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Question 17 of 25

17. 'Don't worry. If I kiss you, it'll make the sun go down.' Hint

Parker

Angel

Riley

Xander

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Question 18 of 25

18. 'I just can't take all this mamby-pamby boo-hooing about the bloody Indians.'

Answer: (One Word, first name or nickname)

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Question 19 of 25

19. 'Well, get with it. I need my vicarious smoochies.' Hint

Cordelia

Buffy

Willow

Xander

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Question 20 of 25

20. 'Eww. Mayor meat--extra crispy.'

Answer: (One Word, first name)

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Question 21 of 25

21. 'I will not squat in that dank hole.' Hint

Spike

Riley

Xander

Giles

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Question 22 of 25

22. 'I've been thinking about the world. I wanted to see it, learn it. I saw the inside of that boy, and it was beautiful, but it didn't tell me about the world. It just made me feel.'

Answer: (One Word, first name)

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Question 23 of 25

23. 'I believe that's the dance of a brave little toaster.' Hint

Buffy

Xander

Willow

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Question 24 of 25

24. 'Oh, I got the stones. I got a whole bunch of--stones.' Hint

Giles

Xander

Buffy

Spike

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Question 25 of 25

25. 'That probably would have sounded more commanding if I wasn't wearing my yummy sushi pyjamas.'

Answer: (One Word...first name)

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. 'Buffy Summers. If there's trouble, she's behind it.'

Answer: Snyder

Principal Snyder says this to the police after discovering Buffy with Kendra's body in the library.

2. 'Sensing a disturbance in the force, Master?'

Answer: Xander

Xander says this to Oz while they are setting up a sound system for a fraternity Halloween party.

3. 'I'm not doing the deep, get sympathy routine. I mean, don't you just hate guys who are all I'm dark and brooding, give me love?'

Answer: Parker

4. 'Now I'm the bartender. I kick people out.'

Answer: Xander

Talking about his new job on campus as a bartender.

5. 'I'm pregnant by my step-brother, who'd rather be with my best friend, and he's left me with no place to live, no food, except for this bottle of Wild Turkey, which I drank all up.'

Answer: Willow

Willow says this to Xander to give him a problem to listen to in preparation for his new job as bartender, where he thinks people will want him to listen to their problems.

6. 'Rupert, buddy...I'm here to tell you I'm impressed.'

Answer: Angelus

Angelus says this to Giles after torturing him unsuccessfully for the answer to what is needed to perform the ritual to wake Acathla.'

7. 'Most people go around. I'm not saying you can't tunnel through me, I just think the other way's quicker.'

Answer: Riley

8. 'Riley's a doof. He's not teutonic.'

Answer: Buffy

Buffy says this in response to Xander saying, 'I'm sure he'd pick another night if he knew you were busy with teutonic boy toy.'

9. 'And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel. A vague disclaimer is nobody's friend. Have fun.'

Answer: Willow

Willow says this to Riley just before he goes to talk to Buffy at a frat party.

10. 'Sorry, can't stay. Got to see a girl.'

Answer: Spike

Spike says this when escaping from the Initiative. He's talking about Buffy, obviously.

11. 'Well, it's been ages since I've been to a gig.'

Answer: Giles

12. God! Somebody's domesticated the hell out of you.'

Answer: Veruca

Veruca says this to Oz after he finds out she is also a werewolf and she finds out he locks himself in a cage during full moons.

13. 'Why do I have to be bait? I'm always bait.'

Answer: Cordelia

Cordelia says this to the gang - minus Buffy - when they are fighting a vampire without Buffy.

14. 'Well, I think that's a shame. I love a ritual sacrifice.'

Answer: Anya

Anya is talking to Willow and Buffy about Thanksgiving.

15. 'It is a sham. But it's a sham with yams. It's a yam sham.'

Answer: Buffy

Also talking about Thanksgiving.

16. 'Always behind on the terms. Still trying not to refer to you lot as 'bloody colonials'.'

Answer: Giles

Giles says this to Buffy as they are preparing Thanksgiving dinner and talking about a Native American spirit.

17. 'Don't worry. If I kiss you, it'll make the sun go down.'

Answer: Riley

Riley says this to Buffy in a dream she is having while in psych class.

18. 'I just can't take all this mamby-pamby boo-hooing about the bloody Indians.'

Answer: Spike

19. 'Well, get with it. I need my vicarious smoochies.'

Answer: Willow

Willow is talking to Buffy about her and Riley, and the fact that they haven't kissed yet.

20. 'Eww. Mayor meat--extra crispy.'

Answer: Xander

Said to Buffy, Willow and Spike, after stepping in a bit of the Mayor in the ruined high school.

21. 'I will not squat in that dank hole.'

Answer: Giles

Giles is talking about Xander's basement when they are all forced to stay together there.

22. 'I've been thinking about the world. I wanted to see it, learn it. I saw the inside of that boy, and it was beautiful, but it didn't tell me about the world. It just made me feel.'

Answer: Adam

23. 'I believe that's the dance of a brave little toaster.'

Answer: Xander

Said to Buffy and Anya about Willow, while watching her dance at the Bronze after Oz left her.

24. 'Oh, I got the stones. I got a whole bunch of--stones.'

Answer: Buffy

Buffy says this while arguing with Spike about whether or not she can do anything to him.

25. 'That probably would have sounded more commanding if I wasn't wearing my yummy sushi pyjamas.'

Answer: Buffy

Said to the gang the morning after they have all spent the night in Xander's basement.

Source: Author jdrr22

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