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Don't Panic, It's The "Hitch Hiker's Guide" Quiz


This quiz is based on the TV series "The Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy". This quiz should be "mostly harmless" for a true fan!

A multiple-choice quiz by Bazalinhio. Estimated time: 7 mins.
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Author
Bazalinhio
Time
7 mins
Type
Multiple Choice
Quiz #
93,834
Updated
Dec 03 21
# Qns
25
Difficulty
Tough
Avg Score
15 / 25
Plays
588
Last 3 plays: Linda_Arizona (14/25), kstyle53 (25/25), stephedm (25/25).
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Question 1 of 25
1. Who is the voice of the book?

Answer: (Two Words)
Question 2 of 25
2. In the first episode, you are told the time at which the Earth is due to be destroyed. What time is given? Hint


Question 3 of 25
3. Ford goes to Arthur's house to find him lying infront of a bulldozer. Which pub do they then go to? Hint


Question 4 of 25
4. Which race has the task of destroying the Earth? Hint


Question 5 of 25
5. What does the "Guide" say is the best drink in existence?

Answer: (4 Words, or 5 if you include "The". Use NO punctuation.)
Question 6 of 25
6. Which of the following books wasn't written by Oolon Colluphid? Hint


Question 7 of 25
7. Complete this quote from Ford: "If you're going to survive out there, you've only got to know where your ____ is". Hint


Question 8 of 25
8. According to the book, if you are thrown out of a spaceship, how long will it be before you die of asphyxiation? Hint


Question 9 of 25
9. After being rescued by Zaphod and his stolen ship, Arthur realises that he and Zaphod had already met at a party in Islington. What did Zaphod call himself at this party?

Answer: (One Word)
Question 10 of 25
10. What is the name of the manically depressed robot on Zaphod's ship? Hint


Question 11 of 25
11. Which mythical planet, which is famous for building other planets, does the gang land on? Hint


Question 12 of 25
12. Why does Zaphod claim that the Magratheans all live underground? Hint


Question 13 of 25
13. After being left behind with the robot, Arthur encounters an old man with a huge white beard. When he asks who the man is, he replies "My name is ___
____"?

Answer: (Two Words)
Question 14 of 25
14. According to the book, which species was the second most intelligent on Earth? Hint


Question 15 of 25
15. Who designed the Earth? Hint


Question 16 of 25
16. Which set of fjords was Slartibartfast commissioned to do on the replacement Earth? Hint


Question 17 of 25
17. When Arthur's words "I seem to be having this tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle" are sent through time and space to the leaders of the Vl'Hurgs and the G'Gugvunts it sends them to war. This is represented in a "Space Invaders" style. When both fleets merge and come crashing onto Earth they are eaten by a dog. How many points did the dog score for this? Hint


Question 18 of 25
18. Ok, here's a much easier question. What did Deep Thought say that the answer is to the great question of life, the universe and everything? Hint


Question 19 of 25
19. What is the name of the restaurant at the end of the universe?

Answer: (One Word)
Question 20 of 25
20. Ford and Zaphod steal a spaceship as time is reaching its end. To which band does the spaceship belong? Hint


Question 21 of 25
21. Where does the rock band, to whom the ship belonged, come from? Hint


Question 22 of 25
22. What was the robot doing in the car park? Hint


Question 23 of 25
23. Using the Galactibank exchange rates, what can 8 Flanian Pobble Beads be exchanged for? Hint


Question 24 of 25
24. When Arthur and Ford end up back on Earth, they decide that the random element of drawing letters from the scrabble bag might reveal the question from Arthur's brain. They end up with "What do you get if you multiply six by ____?" Hint


Question 25 of 25
25. As it happens, which race of people were Arthur's ancestors? Hint



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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts
1. Who is the voice of the book?

Answer: Peter Jones

The introduction to the "Guide" runs like this "Space is big, really big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind bogglingly big it is, I mean you may think it's a long way down the street to the chemist but that's just peanuts to space."
2. In the first episode, you are told the time at which the Earth is due to be destroyed. What time is given?

Answer: 11:46 am

As the story begins at 6:30am, the human race has just over 5 hours to make any sort of escape from Earth. The dolphins of course had already left.
3. Ford goes to Arthur's house to find him lying infront of a bulldozer. Which pub do they then go to?

Answer: The Red Lion

Arthur "3 pints at lunchtime?" Ford "Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so!". Ford made Arthur drink the beer in order to help him cope with the beam they were about to go through to get them onto the Vogon Constructor Fleet.
4. Which race has the task of destroying the Earth?

Answer: Vogons

To quote the book "Here is what to do if you want to get a lift from a vogon... forget it!" The plans for the destruction of Earth had been on display for 50 years apparently. Before being kicked off the Vogon ship, Arthur and Ford are given a recital of one of the Vogon Captain's poems. Vogon poetry is of course the third worst in the universe.
5. What does the "Guide" say is the best drink in existence?

Answer: The Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

The effect of this drink "is like having your brain smashed out with a slice of lemon... wrapped around a large gold brick". This drink was invented by Zaphod Beeblebrox.
6. Which of the following books wasn't written by Oolon Colluphid?

Answer: "God And The Babel Fish"

He wrote 4 in total about God, the third of which was titled "Who Is This God Person Anyway". He wrote the final one "Well, That About Wraps It Up For God" after many people chose to see that the Babel Fish was proof that God didn't exist. Of course, this proved that God didn't exist by proving that God did exist. Simple!
7. Complete this quote from Ford: "If you're going to survive out there, you've only got to know where your ____ is".

Answer: Towel

Strange indeed. He left behind Stun Guns, Telecom Systems, Hypno Rays and Tele-psychic Helmets and took a towel.
8. According to the book, if you are thrown out of a spaceship, how long will it be before you die of asphyxiation?

Answer: 30 seconds

Arthur and Ford were rescued some 29 seconds after being thrown from the Vogon ship. As it happens, the ship had been stolen by Ford's semi-cousin, Zaphod.
9. After being rescued by Zaphod and his stolen ship, Arthur realises that he and Zaphod had already met at a party in Islington. What did Zaphod call himself at this party?

Answer: Phil

Arthur was trying to sweet talk a woman when along came Zaphod and said "Hey doll, is this guy boring you? Why don't you come and talk to me, I'm from a different planet".
10. What is the name of the manically depressed robot on Zaphod's ship?

Answer: Marvin

Marvin has, or had a brain the size of a planet. He eventually chose to lay down his life for the others by manually operating the teleport in Disaster Area's stuntship. The ship went on to crash into the sun.
11. Which mythical planet, which is famous for building other planets, does the gang land on?

Answer: Magrathea

As the recession hit the galaxy hard, no one could afford a Magrathean planet so everyone there decided to sleep through the recession. After 5 million years they were awoken by the arrival of Zaphod's ship.
12. Why does Zaphod claim that the Magratheans all live underground?

Answer: They didn't like the surface very much

The planet is grey and rocky. It is described by Ford as a "desolate hole".
13. After being left behind with the robot, Arthur encounters an old man with a huge white beard. When he asks who the man is, he replies "My name is ___ ____"?

Answer: not important

His name is of course Slartibartfast. He informs Arthur that the Earth was infact a giant computer built to calculate the question to which the answer is of course 42. He also tells Arthur that the Earth was being run by the mice.
14. According to the book, which species was the second most intelligent on Earth?

Answer: Dolphins

The dolphins knew of the impending demolition of Earth and attempted to warn the humans of this. Their final message to the humans was "So long, and thanks for all the fish". It does say that the only species more intelligent than the dolphins were mice.
15. Who designed the Earth?

Answer: Deep Thought

Deep Thought, the 2nd greatest computer in the universe calculated that the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything was 42. Deep Thought then designed an even greater computer to calculate what the question actually means. This computer was the Earth of course.
16. Which set of fjords was Slartibartfast commissioned to do on the replacement Earth?

Answer: Africa

He did Norway on the original Earth, and won an award for the "lovely, crinkly edges". Of course, the 2nd Earth was never completed as the mice decided the question was buried in Arthur's brain and they wanted to buy the brain from him.
17. When Arthur's words "I seem to be having this tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle" are sent through time and space to the leaders of the Vl'Hurgs and the G'Gugvunts it sends them to war. This is represented in a "Space Invaders" style. When both fleets merge and come crashing onto Earth they are eaten by a dog. How many points did the dog score for this?

Answer: 3800

Each fleet had scored 1900, so when they merged the grant total became 3800, all of which was snatched by the small dog. Yes, I know it's an obscure question!
18. Ok, here's a much easier question. What did Deep Thought say that the answer is to the great question of life, the universe and everything?

Answer: 42

Well, who knows, that could be the answer!
19. What is the name of the restaurant at the end of the universe?

Answer: Milliways

At the opposite end of time is the Big Bang Burger Bar. The guys think they are dead when they arrive at Milliways having been blasted by cops on Magrathea. As it happens they were sent forward in time. Milliways was constructed upon the ruin of Magrathea.
20. Ford and Zaphod steal a spaceship as time is reaching its end. To which band does the spaceship belong?

Answer: Disaster Area

Disaster Area are known not only to be the loudest rock band, but the loudest noise of any kind at all in the Universe. Their songs mostly follow the familiar pattern of boy meets girl beneath a silvery moon... which then explodes for no adequately explored reason.
21. Where does the rock band, to whom the ship belonged, come from?

Answer: The Gagralacka Mind Zones

Their set traditionally ends with a black ship crashing into the sun, on this occasion it was the sun of Kakrafoon. The Belcerebon people were using the concert to block out their minds as they had been inflicted with telepathy for being an overly quiet race. Now, unless they talk gibberish constantly, they will hear each other's thoughts. of course, the noise of the concert blocks their thoughts too.
22. What was the robot doing in the car park?

Answer: Parking cars

"What else does one do in a car park?"
23. Using the Galactibank exchange rates, what can 8 Flanian Pobble Beads be exchanged for?

Answer: Another 8 Flanian Pobble Beads

According to the "Guide", there were 3 monetary units but "The Altairian Dollar has recently collapsed, Flanian Pobble Beads are only exchangable for other Flanian Pobble Beads and the Triganic Pu doesn't really count as money." It goes on to say that the exchange rate is 8 Ningis to one Pu, but no one has ever collected enough Ningis to own one Pu.

This is most probably because a Ningi is a triangular coin 6,800 miles along each side.
24. When Arthur and Ford end up back on Earth, they decide that the random element of drawing letters from the scrabble bag might reveal the question from Arthur's brain. They end up with "What do you get if you multiply six by ____?"

Answer: Nine

Ford:"Six by Nine... FORTY TWO?". Of course Arthur wasn't actually part of the computer program, and his attempts to help the cavemen to evolve were pointless.
25. As it happens, which race of people were Arthur's ancestors?

Answer: The Golgafrinchams

Arthur and Ford crash landed back on Earth with the Golgafrinchams. They were in a ship full of "useless bloody loonies" such as management consultants and telephone sanitisers. Descendents of the great Circling Poets or Arium had invented tales of impending doom to rid Golgafrincham of the useless third of its population.

The remaining 2 thirds of the population were later wiped out by a disease contracted from a dirty telephone. Too bad they sent all the telephone sanitisers to Earth in the B-Ark.
Source: Author Bazalinhio

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