"Firefly" - Quote me, Kaylee! Trivia Quiz

Answer: People who talk at the theatre

Although the Shepherd and Jayne do not get along particularly well, he does not assign him to "special hell". Along with people who talk at the theatre, Book says child molesters are also going to the same hell. He mentions it as Mal has accidentally landed himself with a wife.

Answer: Noah's Ark

River's exact words when the Shepherd comes upon her annotating and ripping his Bible up are: "Noah's ark is a problem. We'll have to call it early quantum state phenomenon. Only way to fit 5000 species of mammal on the same boat." She later approaches the Shepherd with some pages and philosophically says "I tore these out of your symbol and they became pages."

Answer: Vera

From the episode "Our Mrs Reynolds", Jayne wishes to trade Mal Vera (his favourite gun) for Saffron, Mal's new wife. It is not Jayne's style to compliment Kaylee outright, he spends more time making jokes at her expense or being crude about her.

Answer: Your grave

This is such a great moment, where Wash is role-playing with the two figures of the dinosaurs on the console. This line comes just after the Stegosaurus says, "Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!"

Answer: Dig through trash

During the episode "Ariel", which is Simon's criminal magnum opus, Kaylee and Wash are tasked with fitting out the medical helicopter so that the main group of Mal, Jayne and Zoe, can get into the hospital with the temporary corpses of the Tam siblings.

Answer: "Ah, the pitter patter of tiny feet in huge combat boots" - "War Stories"

While talking to Inara, Kaylee and River are playing in the cargo hold until Mal tells them to be quiet. The medical jargon, unless spoken by Simon, is generally always in the episode "Ariel", where the crew trespass into an Alliance hospital. When Mal begins a bar brawl in "The Train Job", he encounters a drunk Alliance sympathiser on U-Day. Zoe and Mal do call themselves "Big damn heroes" in the episode "Safe", but it is Zoe that actually says the quote.

Answer: False

It is implied later that it is because of Jubal Early's mental state, that he misheard Simon asking if he was "Alliance" for "a lion". Jubal does not find River in what is the last episode of "Firefly". River does however gain insight into his mind through her psychic abilities.

Answer: Her brain

Although River is seen to have an extraordinary talent with guns, she is better known for her extreme cleverness. This comes after River reveals that Jayne sold her and Simon out to the feds on Ariel when Simon had previously believed Jayne to be the Man of the Hour and their saviour in the episode "Trash".

Answer: killing

When the crew are preparing to storm Niska's spaceplex to save Mal, Zoe sees the Shepherd handling a firearm, so she inquires after his intentions. His response is: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." The crew do end up saving Mal and the Shepherd proves to be an expert marksman.

Answer: suo shee

Mei Mei means little sister in Mandarin and is used notably by both Mal and Inara when addressing Kaylee and Simon when he speaks to River. Hwoon dahn means jerk and is said by Jayne in the episode "Bushwhacked". Dong ma means understand. When Inara calls Mal a petty thief, she explains she didn't mean petty, but suo shee, which Mal translates and Inara unfortunately can not save herself from the situation.