"I Kissed a Girl" Trivia Quiz

Answer: Finn

In Principal Figgins' office, Santana has a conversation overseen by Shelby, Will, and Finn in which she tries to avoid getting a two week suspension for slapping Finn in the face the previous week. She claims that a second personality was responsible but none of the teachers take kindly to this idea. Finn, however, steps up and says she didn't hit him; it was a stage slap. Will wonders what Finn's angle is, but he gets away with it. Santana is off the hook. Finn apologizes to Santana for everything that's gone on, but he really thinks she's a good person.

She unearths the truth though-- he did it to get her and the other Trouble Tones back into the New Directions.

Answer: 'Lady Music Week'

Rachel is worried about Kurt's election prospects and the votes seem to be in Brittany's favour. Jacob Ben Israel, planning for his blog, asks if he can upload an early concession speech but Kurt won't back down. When Jacob leaves, he tells Rachel that he could always stuff the ballot box like JFK did in Illinois. Rachel says he shouldn't cheat, but Kurt wonders what choice he has.

He needs to get into NYADA and this is how. In the choir room, New Directions and the Trouble Tones discuss this week's assignment, as decided by Finn: 'Lady Music Week'.

It's a week of music created by ladies for ladies. He directs this toward Santana and she puts up a defensive wall, but he makes it clear that they're there to support her. Blaine and Kurt sing P!nk's "Perfect" to kick the festivities off.

It doesn't go well; Santana tears them down after.

Answer: Mike Tyson

Sue is worried that her own election prospects are sliding downhill; polls have her tied with one of her lesser competitors and her image has been depreciated by an advertisement (about Santana's lesbianism) that hasn't even aired. She reiterates that she likes men and realizes that she needs a man around her shoulder during the election to boost her image.

She makes a decision after reviewing a book of past booty calls. In the teacher's lounge, Beiste eats a turducken (chicken stuffed in duck, stuffed in turkey) while Emma watches on in disgust.

When Will comes in, she mentions that she's been tired lately because of her relationship with Cooter Menkins, the talent scout, and she says that he's really the man for her. Will and Emma are both thrilled to see she's interested in someone.

Answer: Shelby

Puck is next to perform a song this week. He decides upon Melissa Etheridge's "I'm the Only One" and it's hard to tell who he's directing the song toward. Shelby is far from pleased though. At the end of the song he says it was for Santana but turns to face Shelby. Quinn approaches him after the session and questions him about his motives. Quinn invites him over for Friday night and makes explicit suggestions as to what they should do but he rejects her offer saying that she's extremely high maintenance, a bit crazy, and quite selfish. Santana is still angry with Finn for the decision to make it 'Lady Music Week' but he says he's just concerned about her and he doesn't want her to hurt herself when she's forced to come out of the closet by the political video.

He sings a low-key version of Cyndi Lauper's "Girls Just Want to Have Fun" for the assignment with the guys backing him. She genuinely thanks him for the song.

Answer: Breadstix

Ordering a lot of chicken from Breadstix, Coach Beiste witnesses Sue on a date with Cooter Menkins. After Becky takes their picture to be sent to the local newspaper, Beiste walks by and gets the typical insults from Sue who reveals that she and Cooter had been an on-and-off couple since the 1990s.

When Sue takes a call from "USA Today", Cooter tells Beiste that he's not sure what to do. He's been trying to make the moves around Shannon but she won't reciprocate the feelings. He's looking for a girlfriend, not a buddy. At school, the school election (and real election) are underway.

The students get ready to cast their vote while Jacob Ben Israel takes final statements from the candidates.

Answer: Kurt

The voting process begins and Quinn submits her ballot for Brittany, voting for the only girl on the listing. Mercedes says Brittany's crazy and if Santana's girlfriend got voted in, they'd never hear the end of it; Kurt gets her vote. Mike and Finn vote for Kurt as well while Brittany and Santana vote for Britt (obviously). Kurt is worried about the possibilities.

His NYADA acceptance depends entirely on checkmarks on a ballot. He lets fate decide. Will and Emma speak to Beiste who, considering Cooter and Sue are in the same room together, is anxious. Sue actually has Becky deliver a Polaroid of the two of them kissing to rub it in but Will assures her it's nothing more than a campaign strategy.

When Will and Emma go to vote, Beiste sings Dolly Parton's "Jolene".

Answer: True

Santana begins to receive certain looks from the guys in the halls and it turns out that the commercial aired. One boy in particular, the sophomore captain of the rugby team, suggests that he make her straight again. The girls from New Directions and the Trouble Tones back her up and sing Katy Perry's "I Kissed a Girl", progressing into the choir room to the surprise and delight of the boys. Santana says that she told her parents the truth and they were okay with it; she just needs to tell her Abuela. Kurt, meanwhile, is called into Principal Figgins' office for a very pressing matter.

It appears he won the election, but the ballot box was stuffed illegally; there are too many ballots and too wide a margin.

Answer: Rachel

Kurt insists that he didn't cheat during his meeting with Principal Figgins but when he speaks to Rachel and Finn, they discover that he lost the election. Downcast, Kurt realizes that he can't get into NYADA. When he goes to find Blaine, Rachel admits to Finn that she was responsible; she wanted to help so badly and she wasn't thinking at the time. In math class, Puck receives an emergency call which turns out to be from Shelby at the hospital. Beth bit her lip when she fell and needed stitches.

Shelby and Puck end up in bed together because of Puck's consoling and she says that it was a big mistake. He's surprised that she still doesn't want to be with him and he leaves angry because she's acting like a coward.

Answer: Burt Hummel

Santana has a conversation with her Abuela about her sexuality and she lays it all out on the table. She loves girls, she says, and she doesn't want to keep it a secret because it makes her angry with herself and others. Her Abuela, to her disappointment, is angry. She says that it should've stayed secret and she asks Santana to leave and never come back.
Puck decides to go to Quinn's anyways and she makes it clear that she wants another baby. He decides to tell her the truth; she doesn't need a man or a baby, she needs to get out of this town and be happy with her life because she's been a mess for too long. Puck asks her to keep a secret of his own.
At school, Sue hears the news-- she lost the election coming in third place with 16% of the vote. Burt won.

Answer: Rachel is barred from performing at Sectionals

Now that elections are over, Beiste asks whether or not Sue and Cooter are still together and she has no use for him. Cooter makes it clear that he has feelings for both of them and Sue says that he's important to her now. Beiste finally finds in in herself to say she loves Cooter and she says she won't lose him without a fight because she'd do anything to be with him.
In the choir room, Will and Shelby congratulate the kids for a great week and anticipate each others' rivalry in the following week at Sectionals. Kurt decides to publicly congratulate Brittany for winning the school election and she says he's still a unicorn. Santana wraps up the week with a song of her own, "Constant Craving" by k.d. lang, a tune backed-up by Kurt and Shelby. Shelby worries about her feelings for Puck while Quinn shows her distaste for the Glee Club teacher. Blaine watches as Kurt fills out and submits his NYADA application and Burt celebrates the election victory.
Rachel, crying, heads to the choir room. She confessed that she stuffed the ballot box, rigging the election. She's been suspended for a week and it's on her permanent record. As a result, she's banned from competing at Sectionals.