"I Take Thee Quagmire" Trivia Quiz

Answer: Wheel of Fortune

On the show, Peter made it all the way to the bonus round where he had to solve a puzzle under the category 'Actor and TV Show'. He chose the letters Z, 4, Q, Q, Q, and the Batman symbol, but it didn't help him. In the end of the show, he managed to guess the correct answer, 'Alex Karras in Webster' without any letters in the puzzle, and he got to choose some prizes to take home.

Answer: A television

Along with the ceramic dalmatian, gift certificate, and coat rack, Peter also won a week of free maid services from the showcase of random prizes. Brian says that it's odd that Peter had won, but that he's seen many weird things on game shows before.

As an example, he used the occasion where Adam West was on "Jeopardy" and he got Alex Trebek to say his own name backwards (which somehow sent him to the fifth dimension).

Answer: Joan

Later that week, Peter's maid services finally arrived and the Griffins got a full-time maid. When she first arrived, Peter talked to her as if she was an inferior being, but they soon got along. She ends up scrubbing out Peter's bellybutton, and they find a case of Parliament cigarettes and a ColecoVision video game system lodged inside of it.

Answer: A watermelon

On Joan's last day working for the Griffins, Peter and the guys filled a watermelon with chocolate pudding and fireworks, and gave it to Meg in the living room to let it explode. The maid was forced to clean it up and Peter decided to introduce her to the guys. Quagmire was instantly infatuated with her and asked her on a date.

In the meantime, Lois tried to start the weening process with Stewie since she's hurting so much from breast-feeding. After a while, Stewie starts suffering from withdrawal and Lois starts feeling the effects of not having to breast-feed.

Answer: The Little Mermaid

All three Disney movies are parodied. In the 'Beauty and the Beast' fantasy, Quagmire and Joan are dancing in the ballroom while Peter and Cleveland watch (as Lumière and Cogsworth), and in the 'Lady and the Tramp' scene, they eat spaghetti and meatballs while the guys play music for them.

The 'Aladdin' scene has Joan and Quagmire taking a magic carpet ride over Baghdad as it's being bombed.

Answer: Three weeks

On their three-week anniversary, Quagmire took Joan to the beach during a sunset to hear the Screaming Black Dolphins talk with one another. He took the opportunity to ask Joan to marry him and she accepted the proposal. Quagmire ends up completely changing by the time the guys see him again.

Answer: Joe

When the guys and their wives visit Quagmire and Joan after the proposal, they decide to have dinner. At the door, Quagmire tells them to take off their shoes because they're doing a 'Japanese thing' and Cleveland decides to leave because he's worried about his foot odor problem. Joe and Bonnie bring the two wine and Quagmire and Joan comment on how much they love their friends. Joe and Peter see how much Quagmire has changed.

In fact, he and Joan started watching "Without a Trace" on CBS, although Quagmire never did before. Quagmire also started wearing suits and reading "Country Living" magazine instead of "Hustler".

Answer: Peter

Peter decides to break Joan and Quagmire up before the wedding, but this fails. As best man, Peter decides to buy Quagmire a great gift, so he buys the Statue of Liberty's foot. Quagmire doesn't seem to like this gift, and Peter goes on to say that it cost him $437,000 to buy.

When Quagmire's finally married, Peter's depressed, but with the help of Lois's lack of breast-feeding, he manages to get Quagmire to realize what he's done. Quagmire tries to get out of the marriage later, but Joan threatens to cut herself.

Answer: Dinosaurs

In order to get out of the marriage, Peter, Cleveland, and Joe help Quagmire create a video to show Joan that he's dead. In the video, he walks through the park and the guys come out dressed as different people to kill Quagmire. In the end, Peter runs behind the camera and uses a toy dinosaur to pretend that it's eating his corpse. Joan doesn't believe this, so Quagmire runs in and pretends to have a heart attack.

Answer: Adam West's

The heart attack plan works and everyone has a funeral planned for Quagmire. At the funeral, Quagmire has about thirty seconds of oxygen left and it is announced that they are pouring concrete on the casket (since Adam West wants to prevent a zombie infestation). Peter reveals that Quagmire is not dead after Death arrives and gets him out of the coffin. Death still has to take a body, so he reaches for Quagmire, but Joan grabs Death's arm in order to stop him and she kills herself in the process. Since her last name was Quagmire, they call the whole thing off, and everything is back to normal. In the end, Stewie finally stops craving breast milk by watching Meg Ryan's nude scene in the movie "In the Cut", but Lois decides to take him off the bottle again because she finds it to be a bonding experience.