"Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Junior High" Quiz

Answer: Law and Order

The "Law and Order" sequence is made over to feature "Family Guy" characters. This sequence replaced the original dance sequence that is usually in the beginning of "Family Guy" episodes.

Answer: Bacon

After Peter points out that he loves each of these things, he throws the objects at one of the other parents attending the school's open house. Before throwing the trombone, he plays a tune and Lois tells another mother that he used to take lessons.

Answer: Ms. Clifton

During the open house, Ms. Clifton decides to listen to the radio for her lottery numbers, and coincidentally she wins the lottery. She leaves the school and Brian decides to become a substitute teacher.

Answer: Cocoa

When Brian teaches Chris' class, he makes a joke that his father's name was Mr. Griffin. Chris says that he thought that Brian's father was named Cocoa and that he was hit by a milk truck.

Answer: A water slide

Peter decides to go down the stairs and he severely injures himself. Brian decides not to call the hospital because he thinks that Peter won't learn his lesson.

Answer: Lana

Mrs. Lockhart was voiced by Drew Barrymore. She enters the classroom as Chris' teacher and Brian is forced to teach the remedial English class.

Answer: Ricky

In the remedial English class, Brian tries everything to get his students to learn and be interested in English, but nothing seems to work. When he gives up hope the students realize that they could be anything they wanted to be. Oddly, one of the students in Brian's class is twenty-eight years old, and one is pregnant.

Answer: taco

Chris tells this to Mrs. Lockhart because she wants Chris to kill her husband, and Chris does not think it's a good idea. Chris has a major crush on Mrs. Lockhart, so he invites her to stay in the fort with him.

Answer: He was mauled by a bear

After Lois thinks that Chris killed Mr. Lockhart, he takes the body and throws it into the river. The family later finds that Mrs. Lockhart and the bear worked together to kill Mr. Lockhart, and they disappeared.

Answer: Cleveland

Cleveland hasn't been seen in the fourth season up to this episode. Quagmire is briefly seen when the show spoofs "Law and Order" in the start of the episode. Joe Swanson, another neighbour, is briefly seen in the "Law and Order" spoof as well.