'King of the Hill' - 'Shins of the Father' Quiz

Answer: Dee Dee

Cotton, who lives in Houston, has divorced Hank's mother and married a much younger woman, the 39-year old Dee Dee. Dee Dee is in fact so young that she was a classmate of Hank's in school. Dee Dee addresses the fact that she attended kindergarten with Hank by asking if the latter still liked finger painting.

Answer: What are you talking about?

Bobby lifts his shorts up to his chest to recite this line, one of his catchphrases throughout the show. For further entertainment, Bobby belches the alphabet for his captive audience.

Answer: On a horse

Cotton is mounted on a horse that he trots out of a horse trailer that is hooked up to his truck. He claims that the horse is only rented for four hours, so the kids should have fun while it lasts.

Answer: A shotgun

Cotton Hill is bigger than life, and so are his gifts. For this birthday, the young Bobby receives a 20-gauge Winchester shotgun, which the young fellow mistakes at first for a 'water squirter'. As if to exacerbate the situation, Cotton has made sure that the shotgun is fully loaded.

Answer: Sausage

Cotton's plate is blessed with an overabundance of meat, including bacon, steak and ham, but this doesn't seem to please the demanding old fellow. He insists on sausages to go along with his veritable meat smorgasbord. Peggy suggests that if Cotton wants sausage, he should go right down to the local Safeway and purchase some.

Answer: Solenoid

Luanne identifies right away that Cotton's car, which will not start, is missing its solenoid plunger (or that it has been disabled). She is able to fix it the following morning. Later, the solenoid is found among Cotton's clothes, as is a timing belt.

Answer: Charlie's Angels

Apparently, Cotton Hill is not a fan of the actress Shelley Hack, who portrayed the Angel Tiffany Welles on the show from 1979-80. There is no indication about which Angel Cotton prefers. When Hank finds Cotton and Bobby wearing only their underwear he expresses his annoyance. Cotton demands that Hank take off his jeans and join them, even commanding Bobby to physically remove Hank's pants.

Answer: False

Rather, it was Luanne.

When Cotton hears that Luanne has fixed his car, he is in complete, sexist denial. He suggests that a woman fixing a car is like a 'pig trying to read'.

Answer: Lipstick

The speech in its entirety:

'I am not a feminist, Hank. I am Peggy Hill, a citizen of the Republic of Texas. I work hard, I sweat hard and I love hard, I gotta smell good and look pretty while I'm doing it. So I comb my hair, I reapply lipstick thirty times a day, I do your dishes, I wash your clothes, and I clean the house. Not because I have to, Hank, but because of a mutual, unspoken agreement that I have never brought up because I am too much of a lady.'

Fantastic!

Answer: True

Cotton fought in Italy against the Nazis, then was transferred to the Pacific theater where he fought against the Japanese (or Tojos, as he derisively calls them). He claims to have saved the lives of himself and his buddies, Fatty, Stinky and Brooklyn, though Fatty is later sacrificed to the sharks. He lost his shins during the Pacific action.

Though Cotton is loveable in a strange way, Hank finally stands up to him and defends his loving wife Peggy. Hank is a stand-up guy.

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