"King of the Hill" Season 5 Trivia Quiz

Answer: George W. Bush

During the election year in 2000, Hank took Luanne to the election fair where they met George W. Bush. Hank shakes his hand only to discover that Bush's handshake was weak, giving him doubts if he'd vote for him.

Answer: Joseph

Bobby has a 13th birthday with Joseph coming back from summer vacation having grown 6 inches. Bobby is still upset he's still treated like a kid while Joseph is acting crazy by puberty and kisses Connie.

Answer: Bobby

Hank promises Bobby he'd get to carve the Thanksgiving turkey and began lessons via a loaf of French bread and an electric knife. But after getting history lessons from John Redcorn Bobby decided to boycott Thanksgiving.

Answer: David

David Kalaki-Ali'i failed a class taught by Peggy who gets the enmity of nearly all the teachers and Hank for benching the star football player.

Answer: VFW

Due to possible money problems in Houston, Cotton moves himself, Didi, and G.H. into the VFW and got a job at a restaurant as a restroom attendant. During Veteran's Day, he was determined to march in the parade but his boss at the restaurant refused to allow him. Cotton, seeing his repossessed car in the parade, left the job to march in the parade by taking his car back.

Answer: Bobby

Bobby is made school mascot the "Landry Longhorn" he is branded a coward after he runs away from the traditional half-time beating by the opposing team's band.

Answer: His truck

Hank is taken to an emotional type movie with Peggy, Bobby, Joseph, Dale, and Nancy during which he was crying. He denies he was crying blaming it on allergies and a straw poking his eyes. The truth is his truck is on its last legs which caused him to cry.

Answer: New York

While one of his friends is officially a Texan, Hank applied for a "Native Texan" license plate. He visited Cotton to get his birth certificate only to put the blame on Hank's mother, Tilly. Cotton's story to Hank was he (Cotton) took a very pregnant Tilly to fancy dinner and dancing in New York City only for Tilly to go into labor while dancing. Tilly then told Hank the real story: Cotton and his cronies plotted to kill Fidel Castro who was at a baseball game at Yankee Stadium. Just as one of the cronies was about to shoot a poisoned dart at Castro, Tilly went into labor causing Cotton, Tilly, and the cronies to hide in the ladies' room of Yankee Stadium. Hank was born in the ladies' room of Yankee Stadium.

Answer: Bill

The guys take Bill to Austin for Bill's 49th birthday taking an elevator that overlooks the hotel top to bottom. Dale, Boomhauer, and Bill tricked Hank into mooning in the elevator. When Hank opened his eyes he saw he mooned Ann Richards causing him to scream at the top of his lungs.

When Ann inquired who mooned her she and Bill struck up a friendship and later began dating only for Bill's ex-wife Lenore to show up.

Answer: Diminished gluteal syndrome

In short, Hank had no butt to speak of so Peggy practically forced him to attend a support group for people with the same problem. To sit down Hank had to wear a fake butt, which Peggy put on the clothesline to dry. Of course, his friends made fun of him with Dale pointing out the fake butt to Cotton.