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Life of Sir Walter Scott (Not Monty Python) Quiz

Please enjoy this quiz that is not on "Monty Python's Flying Circus", but on the life and works of Sir Walter Scott.

A multiple-choice quiz by Squiddyboy. Estimated time: 5 mins.

Author
Squiddyboy

Time
5 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
86,079

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
10

Difficulty
Tough

Avg Score
6 / 10

Plays
731

One at a Time - Single Page - Timed Game

Question 1 of 10

1. Sir Walter Scott was called a bastard by which of these illustrious English authors? Hint

Oscar Wilde

Edmund Wells

Alfred Lord Tennyson

Charles Dickens

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Question 2 of 10

2. If Sir Walter Scott came up to you and said "My nipples explode with delight!", which would be the best explanation for his strange behavior? Hint

He comes from a broken home

He is actually Polish and reading from a phrase book

He is an upperclass twit

He is actually Hungarian and reading from a phrase book

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Question 3 of 10

3. Sir Walter Scott was at the beach one day and found a mollusk raping another mollusk. He most likely found a __________? Hint

scallop

squid

whelk

limpet

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Question 4 of 10

4. If Sir Walter Scott ate a piece of chocolate that pierced his cheeks, it would be called _____________? Hint

Spring Whirl

Anthrax Ripple

Spring Surprise

Tetinus Crunch

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Question 5 of 10

5. Sir Walter Scott, a known pornographer, was once apprehended by Inspector Dim. What did Dim always wish to be? Hint

a truck driver

Cardinal Richleau

a detective

a window washer

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Question 6 of 10

6. Sir Walter Scott was outraged when a documentary about himself was continually interupted by a ________________. Hint

a documentary on mollusks

documentary about forestry

a BBC anouncement

an interview progam

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Question 7 of 10

7. Who is the author of "Ivanhoe"? Hint

Sir Walter Scott

Sir Scott Walters

Sir Willard Scotch

Would you like to go back to my place?

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Question 8 of 10

8. Sir Walter Scott was born in Edinburgh. An evil Blancmange would think that he was _______________? Hint

a horrible tennis player

made of wood

food

about to explode

9. Sir Walter Scott wrote many novels about cultural strife. "Waverly" dealt with a Scotish rebellion against England. "The Talisman" dealt with the tension between Christian culture and Muslim culture. "Ivanhoe" was concerned with the discord between the Normans and the Saxons. If any of the Saxons lost their brain in battle, where could they find a replacement? Hint

Herrod's

at the Gumby Brain Surgeon's

in the Whizzo catalouge

Curry's

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Question 10 of 10

10. Sir Walter Scott was trying to find the English Olympic Hide-and-Seek champion before the Paraguayan contestant. Where should Sir Walter look? Hint

Corsica

Sardinia

Budapesth

Behind him

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. Sir Walter Scott was called a bastard by which of these illustrious English authors?

Answer: Charles Dickens

Scott tried to blame the loony version of "Ivanhoe" on Charles Dickens.

2. If Sir Walter Scott came up to you and said "My nipples explode with delight!", which would be the best explanation for his strange behavior?

Answer: He is actually Hungarian and reading from a phrase book

A nasty person once made an extremely silly Hungarian-English phrase book.

3. Sir Walter Scott was at the beach one day and found a mollusk raping another mollusk. He most likely found a __________?

Answer: scallop

The only mollusk that is more depraved than the scallop is the clam.

4. If Sir Walter Scott ate a piece of chocolate that pierced his cheeks, it would be called _____________?

Answer: Spring Surprise

This candy is made by Whizzo, manufacturer of "Crunchy Frog".

5. Sir Walter Scott, a known pornographer, was once apprehended by Inspector Dim. What did Dim always wish to be?

Answer: a window washer

Inspector Dim wished to "Scrub-a-dub-dub" all day long.

6. Sir Walter Scott was outraged when a documentary about himself was continually interupted by a ________________.

Answer: documentary about forestry

The documentary was continually interupted by a narrator for a forestry program.

7. Who is the author of "Ivanhoe"?

Answer: Sir Walter Scott

Sir Walter Scott authored such classics as "The Talisman" and "The Heart of Midlothian".

8. Sir Walter Scott was born in Edinburgh. An evil Blancmange would think that he was _______________?

Answer: a horrible tennis player

Evil space Blancmanges transformed every Englishman and woman into Scotsmen. Their plan was to turn everyone into bad tennis players so they could win Wimbledon.

Answer: Curry's

Curry's has the finest selection of new brains and their prices can't be beat either!

10. Sir Walter Scott was trying to find the English Olympic Hide-and-Seek champion before the Paraguayan contestant. Where should Sir Walter look?

Answer: Sardinia

Sadly, the Paraguayan beat Scott. The English champ was indeed hiding in Sardinia.

Source: Author Squiddyboy

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