'M*A*S*H' - 'Welcome to Korea' (Part 2) Quiz

Answer: Poker

Hawkeye eyes BJ's thick wad of cash and asks, 'You, uh, play poker, doctor?' 'I'm not very good,' B.J. responds. Hawkeye answers, 'Neither am I.' Sure, Hawk!

Answer: Strength through obedience

A Frank Burns-led 4077th is looking more and more exciting all the time! Margaret soon enters the tent and questions Frank about Hawkeye's absence (she did not make the order that he could leave!) Frank asks if Margaret has looked everywhere for Hawkeye, to which she responds, 'Obviously I've looked everywhere if I know that he's not anywhere, or nowhere!' Huh?

Answer: Military police

Their first human encounter during their return trip is with the same military police Hawkeye and Radar had met on the way to Kimpo. If you'll recall, they had tricked the MP into believing that Radar was suffering from neurapraxia. The MP is quite skeptical when he notices that, not only is Radar now driving the jeep, but the jeep is entirely different as well.

This makes sense since they had stolen a general's jeep at Kimpo!

Answer: Searching for landmines in a field

While the father, mother and young son stand by the side of the road with the family's ox, the two daughters search through a field with high grass for landmines using only long sticks. Radar and Hawkeye scream for the girls to stop, but to no avail. One of the girls is injured when a mine goes off under her stick.

Answer: Umbrella

And Radar is very much correct! The Korean word for umbrella is indeed 'u-san' (this is also the Chinese word, 'yu-san'). Hawkeye believes he is calling the father a 'jackass'. After the landmine blows up near the girl Radar bravely (or foolishly) runs out into the field and picks her up.

Afterward, the entire family, aside from the father and the ox, drives off with to a hospital with the M*A*S*H-ites.

Answer: The jack

Several locals walk by the jeep while the doctors and Radar work on the flat, then disappear into nearby bushes. Soon after, gunshots ring out and the M*A*S*H-ites desperately throw the spare tire onto the car before hopping back into the jeep. Radar then realizes that they have left the 'general's jack' and attempts to save it. Hawkeye commands Radar to 'salute it and get in!' The jack is left behind...

Answer: Gum

Earlier in the scene Radar makes a small scene about leaving his gum in the other jeep. After they set off on the road again, Radar suddenly pops a 'chiclet' into his mouth. Hmm...he must have been mistaken. Later he gives a few chiclets to a wounded soldier.

Answer: He receives his first battle wound

In the space of a few minutes, BJ is indoctrinated into the horrors of war. He cares for a soldier wounded in the leg, then charges over to assist Hawkeye and falls face first into a muddy tire rut. Attempting to help a soldier lying face down, BJ becomes nauseated at the site of his mangled face and body, and proceeds to vomit. Thus the title of the episode 'Welcome to Korea'.

Answer: What say you, Ferret Face?

BJ then drunkenly falls into the arms of Margaret, standing right nearby. So much for molding BJ in Frank's image! Poor Frank's torture will continue on! (And it does...Frank is arrested by the MPs for stealing a general's jeep in the very next scene.)

Answer: Yes

Colonel Potter is announced as a member of the cast at the end of the episode. We then see him arrive at the 4077th in a jeep. He drives up in front of the operating room where Radar is sunning himself. Radar's first words to Colonel Potter, 'Stick that horn in your ear!' Colonel Potter's first words in response, 'On your feet soldier I'm Colonel Potter!' Morgan is also credited at the beginning of the episode, but his true introduction comes in the following episode called 'Change of Command'. Thank you for playing...if you enjoyed this quiz, please consider playing my other 'M*A*S*H' episode quizzes!