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More and More "Buffy" Quotes! Trivia Quiz

Here we go with another quiz made up of quotes from various episodes of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer". Good luck!

A multiple-choice quiz by jdrr22. Estimated time: 8 mins.

Author
jdrr22

Time
8 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
86,791

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
25

Difficulty
Tough

Avg Score
13 / 25

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2864

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Question 1 of 25

1. "I'm not keen on tunneling into someone's septic tank." Hint

Xander

Spike

Giles

Buffy

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Question 2 of 25

2. "There's a lot of crucial, you know, stuff." Hint

Dawn

Buffy

Willow

Tara

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Question 3 of 25

3. "Oh, it's not really the kind of message you tell. It sort of involves finding the bodies of all your friends."

Answer: (One Word)

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Question 4 of 25

4. "Have a nice day! Don't get killed!" Hint

Anya

Cordelia

Buffybot

Joyce

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Question 5 of 25

5. "Buffy. Is not coming back. We failed. So...we're it, gang."

Answer: (One Word)

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Question 6 of 25

6. "You should never hurt the feelings of a brutal killer." Hint

Xander

Tara

Willow

Dawn

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Question 7 of 25

7. Which two characters said the following: "Bite your tongue." "Do it for me."

Answer: (Three Words, either order, with 'and' between)

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Question 8 of 25

8. "I like sunrise better when I'm getting up early than when I'm staying up late, you know? It's like I'm seeing it from the wrong side." Hint

Tara

Xander

Buffy

Riley

9. "What it does... is make you feel like you're in a noisy little dark room, naked and ashamed, and there are things in the dark that need to hurt you because you're bad. Little pinching things that go in your ears and crawl on the inside of your skull..."

Answer: (One Word)

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Question 10 of 25

10. "We listened to aggressively cheerful music sung by people chosen for their ability to dance. Then we ate cookie dough and talked about boys." Hint

Willow

Xander

Giles

Anya

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Question 11 of 25

11. "I imagine you hate me right now." Hint

Giles

Angel

Riley

Xander

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Question 12 of 25

12. "We want to service your needs, and help you to respect our needs..."

Answer: (Two Words, or just last name)

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Question 13 of 25

13. "Buffy, will you just stop a second and listen to me?" Hint

Riley

Giles

Joyce

Willow

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Question 14 of 25

14. "Don't you have an elsewhere to be?" Hint

Harmony

Xander

Cordelia

Buffy

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Question 15 of 25

15. "You're like children. Your hands smell of death. Bitches! Filthy little bitches rattling the bones. Did you cut the throat? Did you pat its head?"

Answer: (One Word)

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Question 16 of 25

16. "I mean, have you ever seen a thumb and gone, 'Wow, that baby is sore'?" Hint

Xander

Willow

Buffy

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Question 17 of 25

17. "Do you ignore everything I say as a rule?"

Answer: (One Word)

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Question 18 of 25

18. "We're not actually discussing dinner right now." Hint

Buffy

Joyce

Giles

Xander

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Question 19 of 25

19. "All the light's gone."

Answer: (One Word)

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Question 20 of 25

20. "Humans don't fight back. Humans don't fight back! That's how this works!" Hint

Glory

Ken

Adam

Mayor Wilkins

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Question 21 of 25

21. "It's ooky. We know him. We can't just let him poof himself."

Answer: (One Word)

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Question 22 of 25

22. "Ah, yes, because your good mood is both obvious and contagious." Hint

Giles

Spike

Anya

Riley

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Question 23 of 25

23. "Is everyone here very stoned?" Hint

Buffy

Dawn

Xander

Spike

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Question 24 of 25

24. "That's right, foreigner."

Answer: (One Word)

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Question 25 of 25

25. "I think I liked it better when you were kicking me in my puffy groin."

Answer: (One Word)

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. "I'm not keen on tunneling into someone's septic tank."

Answer: Spike

Spike says this while they are tunneling under Sunnydale, looking for a ring which Giles tells Buffy doesn't exist.

2. "There's a lot of crucial, you know, stuff."

Answer: Dawn

Dawn says this to Kevin while they are in art class, just before Buffy comes and tells her that Joyce is dead.

3. "Oh, it's not really the kind of message you tell. It sort of involves finding the bodies of all your friends."

Answer: Angel

Angel says this to Buffy while holding Willow in the school hallway. Xander and Jenny are also there as they all find out that Angel no longer has his soul.

4. "Have a nice day! Don't get killed!"

Answer: Anya

Anya says this to Buffy, Giles, Willow, and Xander as they go to kill a nest of vampires who feed on people but don't kill them. Buffy was shown the location of this nest by Spike, who wanted to show her what Riley was up to.

5. "Buffy. Is not coming back. We failed. So...we're it, gang."

Answer: Willow

Willow says this to Anya, Xander and Tara while talking about going out and fighting the demons who are looting Sunnydale. Xander and Anya say they need Buffy, and this is Willow's response.

6. "You should never hurt the feelings of a brutal killer."

Answer: Xander

Xander is talking about Spike here, after making Spike get out of his (Xander's) chair at the Bronze.

7. Which two characters said the following: "Bite your tongue." "Do it for me."

Answer: Spike and Harmony

Spike and Harmony say this to each other.

8. "I like sunrise better when I'm getting up early than when I'm staying up late, you know? It's like I'm seeing it from the wrong side."

Answer: Tara

Tara says this to Xander while they are at the magic shop after doing research all night.

Answer: Glory

Glory says this to Tara while they are sitting on a bench together. Glory originally thought Tara was the Key, but after breaking her arm and tasting her blood, she found out that Tara was human, so she is trying to find out from Tara who the Key really is when she says this.

10. "We listened to aggressively cheerful music sung by people chosen for their ability to dance. Then we ate cookie dough and talked about boys."

Answer: Giles

Giles says this to Buffy about babysitting Dawn while both Joyce and Buffy were out for the evening.

11. "I imagine you hate me right now."

Answer: Giles

Giles says this to Buffy a little while after he tells her that the only way to stop Glory's ritual is to kill Dawn.

12. "We want to service your needs, and help you to respect our needs..."

Answer: Principal Flutie

Principal Flutie says this to Buffy on her first day at Sunnydale High, while also telling her that she would start with a clean slate.

13. "Buffy, will you just stop a second and listen to me?"

Answer: Willow

Willow says this to Buffy, inside Buffy's mind while seeing the same things over and over again. Willow wants Buffy to stop so she can try and bring her out of her self-induced coma that she went into after Glory took Dawn.

14. "Don't you have an elsewhere to be?"

Answer: Cordelia

Cordelia says this to Xander, while she's telling Buffy that gym was cancelled due to the "extreme dead guy" in the locker.

15. "You're like children. Your hands smell of death. Bitches! Filthy little bitches rattling the bones. Did you cut the throat? Did you pat its head?"

Answer: Buffy

Buffy says this to Tara and Willow in their room in the dark after the spell to resurrect Buffy works, but something else came through with Buffy. Actually, it's not really Buffy who says this, only the demon taking Buffy's shape (if you want to get technical).

16. "I mean, have you ever seen a thumb and gone, 'Wow, that baby is sore'?"

Answer: Willow

Willow says this to Xander, while they are talking about how they stick out like sore thumbs. Willow wonders if sore thumbs really stick out or not.

17. "Do you ignore everything I say as a rule?"

Answer: Giles

Giles says this to Buffy, before trying to forbid her from trying out for cheerleading.

18. "We're not actually discussing dinner right now."

Answer: Xander

Xander says this to Spike, after asking why it has to be Dawn's blood that Glory wants. Spike responds that it's always blood.

19. "All the light's gone."

Answer: Tara

Tara says this to Willow after opening a blind in the motor home (which they are running away from Glory in). This lets the sun in and burns Spike until Willow stops Tara.

20. "Humans don't fight back. Humans don't fight back! That's how this works!"

Answer: Ken

Ken says this when seeing that Buffy is fighting the guards in the hell where kids are worked until they're too old to be useful anymore.

21. "It's ooky. We know him. We can't just let him poof himself."

Answer: Willow

Willow says this to Xander about why they shouldn't let Spike kill himself.

22. "Ah, yes, because your good mood is both obvious and contagious."

Answer: Giles

Giles says this to Willow why they are at the magic shop. Willow then tell Giles that she had a fight with Tara (their first).

23. "Is everyone here very stoned?"

Answer: Spike

Spike says this when trying to explain to the group that Ben is Glory and Glory is Ben. No one is able to remember that fact for very long, or even understand what Spike is trying to say, which is why Spike says this.

24. "That's right, foreigner."

Answer: Anya

Anya says this to Giles while explaining how she're realized there more to being human than just being mortal.

25. "I think I liked it better when you were kicking me in my puffy groin."

Answer: Xander

Xander says this to Buffy while dancing with her at a spring break party. She says dancing with him is better than trying to hook up with a good-looking guy, and this is Xander's response.

Source: Author jdrr22

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