"No Meals on Wheels" Trivia Quiz

Answer: A crucifix

While Peter and Brian are watching an episode of "America's Next Top Model" (in which Tyra Banks turns into a large lizard and eats a contestant), Mort arrives at the door asking if he can borrow a crucifix for his son's project. Peter starts thinking that Mort is a bigger mooh than the Mexican Superfriends and he sets out to build a scarecrow for Jewish people.

Although this oddly works, Peter loses a good suit in the process and Lois takes him to buy another one.

Answer: Red

When Lois, Peter, and Stewie go to the local thrift shop to get Peter a new suit, Peter's eye gets caught to the red pyjama outfit. One big feature of this piece of clothing that attracts him is the 'butt-flap' on the back that can button closed. He describes it as the only thing he needs to stay warm while he's on the toilet.

After three days, Lois discovers that he hasn't taken his new favourite clothes off and that he's been going to work wearing them as well.

Answer: Electric Man

This is stated when he shocks Meg while she's sleeping. After accidentally walking across the carpet and shocking Chris, Peter figures that his newfound 'powers' make him like Jesus. Later on, Peter tries to shock Lois and sets up a quonset hut and newspaper stand in the bedroom as decoys. The constant shuffling and shocking process later leads Lois to have the carpet removed.

Answer: Quagmire

In order to prevent Peter from continuing his reign of shocking terror, Lois calls Quagmire over to cut up all of the carpeting in the house. This leads the Griffins to find an eighteenth century ship token underneath the carpeting. With the money that the family earns from it, Peter says that he can finally pay for the operation to swap his vocal chords with Patrick Stewart.

Answer: House of Munch

While Peter tries to sleep with his money, Lois suggests that they should return to their dream of opening a restaurant, which Peter once destroyed by serving the dangerous exploding cupcakes to customers. When the day finally comes for Big Pete's House of Munch to open, the whole family is nervous, and peter hopes to attract many bigwigs to his establishment (no smallwigs though...).

Answer: False

When one customer visits the restaurant, he asks if they accept the Discover Card. Peter says that he would rather have the customer pay entirely in pennies or with two chickens than to accept the Discover Card. Meanwhile, Stewie faces problems with unhappy customers when he acts as the chef in the restaurant.

At one point, he ends up using rat vomit to garnish an angry customer's meal.

Answer: Thirty

After watching the lengthy opening for an early episode of "Maude" (featuring Susan B. Anthony, Gandhi, Marie Curie and more), Peter says that he's enjoying the experience of owning a great restaurant so much that he feels like he's dreaming. Because of this, he ends up adopting thirty puppies which he brings home to play with. Later, the family realizes that their restaurant is a ghost town half the time, and Stewie says that they could have avoided this because of his past experience in business.

Answer: M. Night Shyamalan

In order to promote his restaurant and get more customers, Peter hires M. Night Shyamalan to create a TV commercial, and it turns out like "The Sixth Sense". Peter is also seen wearing the red pyjamas from earlier in the episode. Un fortunately, the commercial never made it to airing because it was discovered that Shyamalan was involved with 9/11.

Answer: Parallelograms

When Peter brings up his problem with the guys, Joe says that he will help out by taking his buddies to the restaurant. Peter is excited that Joe will make the restaurant a cop hangout, but instead, Joe brings his wheelchair-bound friends. Although Peter calls them 'Parallelograms', they're actually 'Paraplegics'. Lois is excited about this, but Peter is thinks it's weirder than an M. C. Escher music video he once saw.

He decides that shutting down may be the best idea.

Answer: CrippleTron

Instead of shutting down, Peter deals with the problem by announcing that all patrons must have full use of their legs. Every wheelchair-bound patron creates the CrippleTron to defeat Peter because of this and it leads his restaurant to be destroyed.

In the process, Stewie defeats the monstrous mechanical creature and Peter breaks his leg forcing him to use a wheelchair for two weeks. Forty-five minutes into the first day, Peter decides that it was wrong to do what he did and he apologizes to Joe.