"No Chris Left Behind" Trivia Quiz

Answer: Swan Lake

In the beginning of this episode, the family sits in front of the TV watching 'How I Met Your Father' when Lois comes in with an announcement. In order to experience a bit of culture, she has bought everyone a ticket to see "Swan Lake" at the Quahog Opera House.

At the ballet, most of the family is unamused. Peter sends text messages to Quagmire across the theatre and Brian and Meg go out to get drugs.

Answer: 1948

The morning after the ballet, Chris complains during breakfast because he couldn't study for a history test due to the family's night out. This is when Lois and Brian discover that Chris' history textbooks are from a time when Israel wasn't even a country. Lois decides to raise Hell at the next PTA meeting regarding the 'No Child Left Behind' program, but she discovers that the school is doing horribly in test scores.

When she asks for a resolution, the school simply expels their dumbest student, which turns out to be Chris.

Answer: Stewie

After all hope seems lost in the way of Chris' education, Lois decides to look for alternate methods of getting Chris to learn. Stewie volunteers at first because he feels that he did a good job at teaching Cleveland how to make Jiffy Pop. Unfortunately, that's not good enough, and the family tours numerous schools. Stewie expresses interest in a maritime school where a sailor hints at the fact that the student body is mainly comprised of homosexuals.

Answer: Baseball bat

While Lois and Peter discuss the education matter in the kitchen, Peter once again encounters the Giant Chicken, who seems to have tracked him down a second time. The two battle through the neighbourhood, into the sewers (where they team up to fight an alligator), in a subway car, at a construction site, in a plane (with a snake), and at a fairground before they accidentally unhinge a ferris wheel and destroy half of a major street.

They realize that they can't remember why they were fighting shortly after this.

Answer: Ernie

After they decide that their constant fighting has become foolish, Peter and the Giant Chicken (found to be named Ernie) go out to dinner with Ernie's wife, Nicole. However, when they can't decide on who should pay the bill after dinner, they begin a new fight which takes them to the kitchen of the restaurant. Peter is able to get the upper hand by throwing a pot of scalding water at Ernie and he is able to beat him unconscious.

As Peter returns home, we see that the chicken isn't quite finished yet.

Answer: Liar Liar

When Peter and Lois realize that there may be no other choice, Peter decides to ask Carter Pewterschmidt for help. Carter agrees to send his grandson to Morningwood Academy, a prestigious boarding school that many wealthy businessmen have attended, only if Peter creates a shot-for-shot remake of the Jim Carrey film "Liar, Liar". Evidently, Peter is able to do this, as Chris is sent there shortly after their meeting.

Answer: Richard Murdoch

When Chris arrives at the school, he realizes that he doesn't fit in with all of the rich kids that make up the school population. In the middle of the night, they all decide to beat Chris with socks filled with money. The following morning, after he attempts to poke his eye through his nose, Chris realizes that in order to fit in, he'll need money.

He goes to his grandfather for help.

Answer: The Skull and Bones

After Chris talks to Carter, he is taken away to a mysterious dungeon that he later finds to be the home of the Skull and Bones Society. Carter, one of the leaders, claims that the society has made many people famous such as Ryan Seacrest, who would never have had a chance otherwise, and United States Presidents and CEOs. Joining the group gives Chris a stock portfolio, medical insurance, and a portion of the 9/11 victims fund.

Answer: Tuba

When the family realizes hat the tuition bill for Chris' schooling is a whopping $30,000, they all decide that they should get second jobs to pay for Chris' future. Peter gets a job at the baseball stadium selling buttscratchers to audience members, Lois and Meg start selling their bodies on the street, and Stewie follows fat people around with a tuba to humiliate them. Meanwhile, Chris has a rough time in school because he can't get used to the Skull and Bones Society's customs.

Answer: Herbert

In the end, Carter mentions that Chris will need to spend seven minutes in the closet with the society's oldest member (Herbert). However, Chris decides that the rich life isn't for him and that he doesn't want his family going through all the trouble to fuel his entry into an evil society, so he returns home. Carter is able to get Chris back into his regular school, and Stewie keeps his tuba job.