"Red Dwarf" Mania Trivia Quiz

Answer: Nova 5

Kryten claims to have done a mind swap on the Nova 5. Lister asks him if it worked and Kryten says "No. But I'm pretty sure I know what went wrong."

Answer: Lisa Yates

Lister dated Lisa Yates when he used to live in Liverpool until he left her because she wanted him to have a career. He transplanted 8 months of his memory of his relationship with Lisa into Rimmer's mind to make him feel like he'd been loved.

Answer: Rabbi

Rimmer frequently mentions Space Corps directive numbers that are incorrect and Kryten always quotes the one that corresponds to the number he said.

Answer: Fiona Barrington

Lister says to Rimmer, "Fiona Barrington. 15 years of age. You got off with her in your dad's greenhouse. You thought you got lucky but it turned out all the time you had your hand in warm compost."

Answer: 2X4B

Lister asks Kryten if 2X4B is his middle name. Kryten replies "2X4B. Such a jerky middle name. Why didn't they just call me Cecil and have done with it?"

Answer: Metaphysical dichotomy

When Kryten tells Hudzen there's no such place as Silicon Heaven, he can't cope with it and shuts down. Kryten was lying "No such place as Silicon Heaven? Preposterous. Where would all the calculators go?"

Answer: Second Technician

Although part of Rimmer's job is to repair chicken soup machines, he also has other tasks. He works with Lister, who in the episode "Justice" says the most important job was making sure the dispensing machines didn't run out of fun-sized crunchy bars.

Answer: A psycopathic curried man

When Holly tries to turn Lister's curry into to a mutton vindaloo, she makes a mistake and turns it into a mutton vindaloo man which tries to kill them. In the end, Lister gets Holly to turn him into a super-human which she does "kind of" as the other crew say when he is turned into a half man-sized Robocop with dreadlocks.

Answer: A sharmi kebab

Lister gets attacked by all of these things in the same episode. The polymorphing creature that feeds on negative emotions turns from a kebab into a pair of underpants. Lister puts them on and they begin to shrink causing him to panic. Then it morphs into a snake. Lister says "I hate snakes they freak me out totally snakes they are my all-time second worst fear guy." Then a huge monster takes Lister to the very limit of his terror and sucks out his fear.

Answer: Gazpacho soup

When Rimmer was eventually asked to eat at the Captain's table he was served gazpacho soup. He sent it back because it was cold. As he ate his hot gazpacho soup, he thought everyone was laughing at the chef but everyone was laughing at Rimmer. It was the worst moment of his life.

Answer: Brett Riverboat (knife man)

Kryten tries to create a software antidote for a computer virus which knocks out Starbug's controls. He has to dedicate all his run time to it. The other three plug him into the A.R. machine so they can watch his dreams. He is coping with the virus by being the sheriff in an old west town and is drunk. Lister, Rimmer and Cat enter his dream to sober him up.

Answer: Elvis Presley

The guys use the matter paddle to teleport to a planet with a breathable atmosphere. They find themselves on a massive wax world theme park. The wax figures have broken their programming. Rimmer decides it is his duty to train up the people in Hero World and wage war against Villain World. He turns up the heat of the theme park wiping out the entire population of the planet.

Answer: Stoke me a clipper. I'll be back for Christmas.

Every time a version of Ace Rimmer is dying, he has to enter a coexisting reality and get another Rimmer to take his place. Rimmer tries to copy him as best he can but says his catchphrase "Smoke me a kipper. I'll be back for breakfast" wrong.

Answer: The ghost of Hendrix

After he plays badly, Kryten says "Yeah the axeman is back". Lister says "Don't patronize me I can't play guitar. Anyone with half an ear can hear that". Later on he says "I can play guitar. I can make that lump of wood sing like a Yukon bear trapper on his annual trip to the brothel".

Answer: Chilled vindaloo sauce

Lister says "I drink, I smoke, I have curry sauce for breakfast? Raw onions on my cereal? I sound like some barely human grossed-out slime ball." Kryten replies "Oh excellent, sir. It's all flooding back then?"