Another 'Red Dwarf' Quiz

Answer: Bronze Swimming Certificate

This is the only award Rimmer has ever won and he proudly displays the certificate.

Answer: Back To Reality

The Cat owns an extensive wardrobe and harbours a severe desire to get close to real, actual women. On several occasions the Cat has been transformed into his alter-ego, Duane Dibbley, a pointless loser whose overbite could open beer bottles. (Note: He does, however, continue to carry a triple-thick condom, just in case - apparently his enthusiasm has not been dampened by the ineffectiveness of his extra-strong spot-cream.)

Answer: 'Smoke me a kipper I'll be back for breakfast'

In another dimension, the young Arnold Rimmer was kept back in school. By remaining in Junior D for a second year, Rimmer's drive to succeed powered him to become a Space Corps Marine, eventually ending up as a test-pilot for the Corps. While testing a ship which crosses dimensions, Rimmer encountered himself. (Note: To quote Ace, 'The man's a maggot.')

Answer: Frankenstein

When David Lister broke quarantine and smuggled a black cat named Frankenstein aboard Red Dwarf his plan to skip six months' work by being imprisoned in stasis was almost flawless. Apart from that whole 'cadmium II leak/crew wiped-out' thing.The heavily-pregnant cat, safely sealed in the ship's cargo hold, gave birth to litter after litter which, after three-million years, evolved into a humanoid life-form: Felis sapiens.

Answer: Arnold J Rimmer

Rimmer is the youngest of four brothers - the others being John, Howard and Frank, all of whom are high-flyers in the Space Corps - and seems to have been the victim of some extraordinarily psychotic parenting. His father was a half-crazed military failure, who made up for his own inadequacy (being one inch below Corps regulation height) by stretching his sons on a rack. (Note: By the time Frank was 11 he was 6'5".)

Answer: Cloister the Stupid

The cats' religion was based around a god named 'Cloister' who saved Frankenstein - the holy mother - by being frozen in time, allowing the cat's virgin birth to continue unhindered. (Note: 'Virgin birth' my butt! It was a big black Tom on Titan.) Their image of heaven - Fuchal - features Lister's Fijian dream to set up a hot-dog and donut diner.

A holy war followed between that cats who believed the donut diner hats should be red and those who thought they were supposed to be blue. (Note: They were actually supposed to be green.) As the war subsided, the two factions fled Red Dwarf in two arks in search of Fuchal. Sadly their guiding star-chart was in actuality Lister's old dirty laundry list, and the first ark flew straight into an asteroid. Left behind were the sick and the lame, the dying.

The Cat was cared for by a blind cat priest after his parents - a cripple and an idiot - passed away. The Cat was later adopted by David Lister as a replacement for Frankenstein.

Answer: Tikka to Ride

In this episode they accidentally change history by preventing the assassination of JFK and change history for the worse. They return to the past again and this time they enlist the help of JFK himself who then performs the assassination from the Grassy Knoll and changes history back to the way it should be.

Answer: The End

Answer: Twice

In 'Thanks for the memory' we learn Lister had his appendix out as a child after Lister gave Rimmer one of his memories of a girlfriend. On learning it was an implanted memory Rimmer says 'I did wonder why I'd had my appendix out twice.' This means that during the memory Lister gave Rimmer, Lister had had his appendix out.

In 'Legion' Legion pulls out Lister's appendix saying it was about to burst.

Answer: Mining Ship

Transcribed from the original Red Dwarf JMC publicity video, hosted by Bing Baxter:
Owned by the Jupiter Mining Corporation and crewed by the Space Corps, Red Dwarf is fully five miles long - that's five miles long!