Respect My "South Park" Authoritay! Quiz

Answer: AB-

We find this out in the episode "Cherokee Hair Tampons". Kyle needs a kidney transplant, and Cartman is the only person in town who is a perfect match, because AB- is the rarest blood type. Cartman refuses to give up his kidney unless he is paid a huge sum of money.

He is finally tricked into going through with the operation by his mom, the doctor, and Stan. His one consolation is that Kyle gets the kidney that causes him to shoot milk out of his nose when he laughs.

Answer: Veronica

We find this out when she is killed in "Cartman's Incredible Gift" by the left-hand serial killer. The police believe that Cartman have psychic powers as a result of trying to fly off his roof. He does not, of course, but the South Park police are too stupid to notice.

Answer: Kevin

The only time his name is mentioned is in "Chicken Pox", when the boys spend the night at the McCormicks' house because their parents want them to catch chicken pox. When they make frozen waffles for dinner, Mrs. McCormick tells Kevin he will have to share his food with Kenny. Kevin only appeared in a few episodes, and rarely spoke.

Another character named Kevin is one of the boys' classmates.

Answer: Chef

Although Chef has had episodes about him such as "Chef Aid", "Succubus", and "Chef Goes Nanners", he has always merely been a supporting character while Stan and company are the focus of the episodes. Season ten's "The Return of Chef" follows that same format, especially since old clips of Chef's voice are mixed in. Butters' very own episode is called "Butters' Very Own Episode" in which his mom tries to kill him. Token's episode is entitled "Here Comes the Neighborhood", where he gets tired of being the only rich kid in town, and invites celebrities like Will Smith, Snoop Dogg, and Oprah Winfrey to move to the town, hoping he will have more in common with their kids. Pip's episode is simply a "South Park" version of "Great Expectations" named after him.

Answer: Kelsey Grammer

Kelsey Grammar's voice is unrecognizable as one of the crab people, but according to imdb.com, he is in the episode. In "South Park Is Gay", the men of the town are swept up in the metrosexual fad, until Kyle, Mr. Garrison, and Mr. Slave discover that the members of the "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" cast are actually crab people who plan to take over the world by making men weak and effeminate.

Answer: Kenny and Butters

The two of them play in each of the bands in "Christian Rock Hard". Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny form the band "MOOP", but they can't agree what genre they want to play. Cartman thinks they should play Christian rock because he believes it's the easiest kind of music to write.

This leads to an argument and a bet between Kyle and Cartman about who will get a platinum album first. Cartman forms the Christian rock band "Faith+1" with Token and Butters. Token, by the way, instinctively knows how to play bass (according to Cartman, this is because he's black). Cartman alters a few already-popular tunes so that they profess love for Jesus, and the group quickly becomes a hit. Of course, Cartman's plan does not work, because the Christian music industry does not give out platinum albums (instead gold, frankincense, myrrh, and double myrrh), and when Cartman finds this out, he curses so much that he alienates the band's listeners. Token and Butters then beat him up.

Answer: Kenny

In "Jakovasaurs", while playing his harmonica, Cartman sings about how much he hates his friends. In the song, he specifies that he hates Kenny the most. He also tells Kenny how much he hates him in "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut". Cartman has also claimed that Kenny is actually his best friend, but he only says this in order to get his own Shakey's Pizza ("Kenny Dies") and Kenny's PSP ("Best Friends Forever"). Of course, in more recent episodes, Cartman constantly hassles Kyle and even tries to kill him, and it is quite apparent that Kyle is now the friend he hates the most.

Although, in "My Future Self 'n' Me" he claims that he did Kyle a favor, and helped him get revenge on his parents (though he probably did it because he also doesn't like Kyle's parents).

Answer: Michael Jackson

Stan has a disturbing nightmare about Michael Jackson, even though he knows him as "Mr. Jefferson", in which the King of Pop and Cartman begin to make out in Stan's bed. This is in "The Jeffersons", in which Michael and Blanket Jackson move to South Park and Cartman quickly becomes Michael's best friend. Stan, Kyle, and Kenny are creeped out by "Mr. Jefferson". An interesting thing in this episode: we actually hear Kenny's voice.

As for Cartman's nightmares, he has one about comedienne Paula Poundstone in "Super Best Friends", and one about being trapped in Helen Hunt's rear end in "Cancelled".

He has had numerous nightmares about hippies.

Answer: False

Actually, Kyle is South Park's best basketball player. In "Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina", Kyle is picked to play on the All-State basketball team, but he is the shortest one on the team, as well as the only white kid. After seeing Mr./Ms. Garrison's successful sex change, he asks a plastic surgeon to make him taller and black. What he doesn't know is that the operation will only be for exterior purposes.

The implements used to make him taller (which turn out to be Mr. Garrison's removed testicles) don't hold up while Kyle plays in the game, and quickly shatter.

Answer: Clyde

Clyde is clearly seen handing out programs when schoolmates Tweek and Craig scuffle in the aptly titled "Tweek vs. Craig". The two of them actually have no reason to fight, but Stan, Kyle, and Cartman trick them into fighting to settle a bet regarding who is tougher. Stan and Kyle have Stan's Uncle Jimbo teach Tweek how to box, and Cartman has Craig learn the art of sumo wrestling.

The whole thing starts when the boys are in Shop class, and Shop teacher Mr. Adler asks who is the biggest troublemaker in the class. Stan and Kyle claim it's Tweek because he is always anxious and shaky, but Cartman says it's Craig because he's always flipping people off.