"South Park" - Brain Teasers Trivia Quiz

Answer: Lord, What a Day

The wording is the tip-off here. It's not called "Lord, What a Day", but "Christ, What a Day." All the others are sOngs, as indicated by the scroller during the commercial for the album.

Answer: Pip

Pip makes a surprising run to the semifinals, but is finally eliminated for trying to order tea and crumpets at a baseball game. Cartman eliminates him, and Token is seen taking his place in the final four.

Answer: Slovenia

A Slovenian flag can be seen about halfway down Rebecca's door when she and Kyle "play doctor". Although Cotswolds is not usually a Slovenian name, it may be derived from a Slavic origin.

Answer: Theodore

We find this out after his grandmother's funeral, as the executor reads the will. Cartman inherits $1,000,000, finally reaching his dream.

Answer: The Crow

According to Satan, he tells his minions, "Every year, twelve guys come dressed as The Crow. It's lame! If you come dressed as The Crow, you're not getting in!" However, it turned out that Satan was planning to dress up as The Crow, and didn't want his thunder stolen. Later on in the episode, Satan runs into Steve Irwin, who is ejected because he "doesn't have a costume".

Answer: Arkansas Razorbacks

Cartman's family watches the game as the TV graphic shows Arkansas leading, 16-7, with 15 seconds left. After the news bulletin interrupts the game, it's revealed that Nebraska went ahead 23-16, prompting the announcer to say "They've scored 16 points in 15 seconds!" Naturally, this elicits a furious response from Cartman's family.

Answer: Bubble gum

The boys have at least a dozen rolls of toilet paper. However, the bubble gum is the only item to arouse suspicion from the cashier. He says, "Don't go sticking this gum under desks." He then checks off the rest of the toilet paper nonchalantly.

Answer: David Hasselhoff

The joke, of course, is that Mr. Garrison was only going to get a nose job, but he ends up with the face of David Hasselhoff. He quits his teaching job to attract women, but soon finds it tiresome.

Answer: Martin Scorsese

After M. Night Shyamalan and Michael Bay both fail to provide any insight, Mel Gibson gives them a good response. They comment that despite his dangerous behavior, he "knows plot structure".

Answer: New Orleans Saints

Although the Saints would win the Super Bowl at the end of the decade, but when the episode was made (2004), the Saints were among the weaker teams at the time, which made AWESOM-O's predictions funny.

Answer: Pam

The dancers introduce her as "Pam", after which she imitates a screeching brake. She is named after "South Park's" executive producer and occasional voice talent, Pam Brady.

Answer: Denmark

Canadian leader Steven Abootman gets furious as he watches Danish people coming over. One Dane on TV remarks, "We're like the Canadians of Europe!"

Answer: Bill and Fosse

They threaten to cut the doll's head off if the cops don't leave, and then they engage in a pretend shootout. This causes them to be inducted as junior detectives with the South Park Police Department.

Answer: Bill Cosby

The cyborg's real name is BSM-471, who was supposed to destroy the Trapper Keeper before it enslaved the Earth. After his mission is complete, "Bill" fades away, presumably back into his own time.

Answer: Stormtrooper

Since the episode parodies "Lord of the Rings", Kevin sticks out from the group. After he proposes that they use the ring to "strengthen our star cruisers", he is dismissed from the council.