Rock of Love Bus Trivia Quiz

Answer: Nikki (DJ Lady Tribe)

During the introductions, Nikki (a.k.a. DJ Lady Tribe) performed a rap song that she wrote on the back of some information sheets. Bret and some of the other contestants commented negatively on this in the voiceovers.

In her exit interview on the VH1 website, Nikki explained that all the contestants are required to get tested for STDs as part of the screening process. She was inspired to write a rap song while they were waiting and someone handed her the information sheets to write on. She claimed she was not aware of what she had written on.

Answer: Constandina

Constandina was a belly dancer who was into spirituality and wore a bindi (dot) on her third eye. Although she didn't win a date with Bret in the wedding challenge, he did appear to enjoy her dance. I believe the term he used to describe it was "Taj Mah-HI-YO!"

Bret eliminated Constandina after she told him she had taken a three-year vow of celibacy. In the reunion show, she revealed that not only had she broken the vow of celibacy, but she had actually gotten married!

Answer: Marcia

Ashley, Farrah and Gia were part of the Blondetourage, along with Nikki, Melissa, and possibly Brittaney Starr.

Marcia was a brunette Brazilian. In the first episode, Ashley picks on her just for being a brunette, which is odd, considering that most members of the Blondetourage are probably natural brunettes themselves.

Answer: Beverly

Beverly is one of the original contestants. She stands out from the pack because she's tomboyish in comparison to the other women, and she's also a real fan of Bret's music.

Jamie, Kami and Jennifer are introduced on this episode dressed in frumpy clothes, and the contestants are told to give them makeovers. Bret then pretends that the makeovers are so good that he "spontaneously" decides to invite them on the road.

The original contestants are resentful of the new girls and not particularly welcoming. Jennifer and Kami don't last very long, but Jamie hangs in there.

Answer: All of these.

Ashley makes these and several other comments, like calling Taya the "1986 Prom Queen" and calling all the other girls boring and "lame". Her most famous line this season was probably "People who eat basil are lame!", which was uttered during a drunken encounter with some frozen dinners.

Ashley doesn't just confine her cruelty to mere words: she also pours salsa in Mindy's suitcase and breaks Jamie's friend Hamboussi's sunglasses.

Answer: Melissa

Maria suffered a stroke and had to go to the hospital, so she was unable to continue the show. In the reunion show extras, she tearfully told Bret that she felt that she might have won if only she could have stuck around.

Kami left the show after a triple date with Bret, Ashley and Beverly that ended in Bret's room. Apparently she saw (and possibly participated in) something disturbing that night.

Melissa was eliminated because apparently she was overheard talking to someone (presumably a boyfriend) on a cell phone. Not only were women were not supposed to have cell phones (or boyfriends, for that matter), but Melissa apparently committed the heinous crime of insulting Bret's hair! This made Bret furious and he actually swore at her during elimination.

In her exit interview, Melissa claims that she did not have a phone or a boyfriend, and that Natasha and Brittanya (whom she knew outside the show) had lied about her. She claims that the phone conversation we hear on the show took place after elimination, not before.

Answer: Jamie

For some reason, Bret seems to attract a lot of women who work in the adult entertainment industry. In this season, Farrah, Ashley and Kami were strippers, Taya was a burlesque feature dancer and Penthouse Pet, Brittaney and Natasha were adult film stars.

Jamie sells merchandise for "American Idol" contestant Constantine Maroulis and his band and has not worked in the adult entertainment industry that we know of.

Answer: Heather and Ambre

Judge Heather (season 1) and Judge Ambre (season 2) presided over the interrogation of the six contestants and their exes. Things were tense with almost all of the ex-couples. Ashley got into a shouting match with the judges, and Taya's ex, Jazz, also lost his temper in the interrogation room. Brittanya even tried to land a punch on Heather, but the table was in her way.

Lacey did appear in episode 303: "Babes on Ice" as an ice hockey player for the opposing team.

Rodeo did not appear this season.

Answer: Taya

After Jamie is eliminated, the final two are Mindy and Taya. Both of them are fitted for engagement rings.

It's a tough decision for Bret, but ultimately Mindy's moodiness proves to be too much for him, so he chooses Taya. Bret tells Taya that 99% of him loves her, but he's not 100% sure about her, so he does not give her the ring yet.

Ambre was Bret's Rock of Love in season 2. She makes a guest appearance on one episode, but not in a romantic context.

Answer: Natasha and Kelsey

During the reunion show, Kelsey and Ashley began heckling Natasha. Natasha ran down the stairs and knocked Kelsey off her chair (and presumably onto the floor). The fight was not shown on TV, but Kelsey was wheeled away on a stretcher and Natasha was escorted out on foot.

Host Rikki Rachman made a (some might say tasteless) comment to the effect that at least this time the fight didn't happen on stage, so he didn't have to do anything.

Mindy and Taya had some strong words for each other but it didn't turn physical.

Marcia tried to choke Ashley earlier in the season, but not at the reunion.

In the extras on VH1.com, Beverly is interviewed before the show and says that she'd like to punch Brittaney Starr in the face, but as far as we know, she did not do so.