Television Quiz: Season 5 quotes: 20 Questions

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1. Finish this quote: "I apologize, I assumed you already knew who I was. I am ______."

Answer: Dracula

This is from the first episode, "Buffy vs. Dracula." When Dracula says this, Buffy replies, "Get out!"

2. "I'm sick of being the guy who eats bugs and gets the funny syphilis!"

Answer: Xander

This is also from the episode "Buffy Vs. Dracula." In this episode Xander gets put under Dracula's thrall. While under Dracula's thrall Xander refers to him as "Master."

3. "Oh, scary vampires, they die from splinters."

Answer: Dawn

This quote is from "Real Me." This episode is narrated by Dawn, who is writing in her diary.

4. "At first it's just a place, and then you start to make memories. And then you're like...that's where Spike slept. And there, that's where Anya and I drowned a Separvo demon. Oh! And right there, that's where I got my heart all ripped out. I really hate this place."

Answer: Xander

This is from the episode "The Replacement," where Xander got split into two. Two parts of his personality going into two separate bodies. At the end he moves out of his parents' basement, and that's when he tells Riley the above quote.

5. "Buffy, Buffy, Buffy! Everywhere I turn, she's there. That nasty little face, that bouncing, shampoo-commercial hair. That whole holier-than-thou attitude."

Answer: Spike

This quote is from the episode "Out Of My Mind" where Spike tries to get the chip out of his head. Spike is angry that Buffy has yet again ruined his evil plans, and while walking back to his crypt with Harmony he says the above quote. At the very end, he has a dream about kissing Buffy. He wakes up and realizes he is in love with her.

6. "Anya, the Shopkeepers Union of America just called. They wanted me to tell you that 'Please go' just got replaced with 'Have a nice day.'"

Answer: Xander

In this episode, "No Place Like Home," The Magic Box opens, and Anya gets her job there. Anya was working at the cash register, and told the customer 'Please go' which is why Xander said this quote. This is also the episode where Buffy figures out Dawn is the Key.

7. "Yeah, you learn her source, and, uh, we'll introduce her to her insect reflection."

Answer: Tara

This is from the episode, "Family" where Tara's family comes for her birthday. There was a family legend that all the females were demons, and in this episode she figures out that she isn't. In the beginning, Buffy is moving out of her dorm, after learning that Dawn is the Key.

They're talking about the new Big Bad in town, Glory, and Tara says the above quote. Everyone stares at her, totally confused.

8. Who is Buffy talking to here: "Not until you're never."

Answer: Dawn

This is from the episode, "Fool For Love" when Buffy reluctantly turns to Spike asking how he killed two slayers, after she got staked by her own stake. While Riley is patching Buffy up, Dawn asks, "When do I get to patrol?" Buffy then says the above quote.

9. "Most beauteous and supremely magnificent one, this dark spell I hold in my worthless and scabby hand is our gift to you, most tingly and wonderful Glorificus.."

Answer: Dreg

In the episode, "Shadow" Glory, still desperately looking for the Key, turns a snake into a huge demon, so it can track down the Key. The snake finds Dawn, but, of course, Buffy kills it before it can tell Glory.

10. "Oh no. I'm sure it frisked about like a fluffy lamb."

Answer: Anya

This is another one of Anya's sarcastic quotes from "Listening To Fear." A creature from the moon has crashed down on Earth, and made a big crater. The Scooby Gang, except for the Summers', are investigating the scene, and are talking about how it walked away, when Anya says this.

11. "I wouldn't be here if I didn't have a good reason. As usual, I am here to help you, and I - are you naked under there?"

Answer: Spike

In this episode, "Into The Woods" Spike discovers that Riley has been sneaking off during the night to pay female vampires to bite him. In the middle of the night, Spike shows up in Buffy's bedroom, to show her Riley. Buffy is angry to find Spike in her bedroom, and Spike says the above quote, which Buffy replies, "Get out." Riley ends up leaving at the end.

12. Buffy says: "He's not a ball of sunshine."

Answer: False

This is from the episode, "Triangle" when Willow and Anya accidentally releases a troll, who happens to be Anya's ex-boyfriend. Willow was trying to make a ball of sunshine, so Buffy could slay more easily.

13. Who is the speaker and who is 'they'. "Power. I have it. They don't. This bothers them."

Answer: Buffy and The Council

In this episode, "Checkpoint" The Council comes to Sunnydale to test Buffy. Buffy and Giles wanted to figure out what Glory was, but instead find themselves being reviewed. After Glory came to Buffy's house and threatened her and her family, she wanted to figure out what Glory was right then, and talked to Quentin and the other council members.

This quote is saying what Buffy feels the Council feels.

14. "She's not just a blob of energy, she's also a 14 year old hormone bomb."

Answer: Spike

This is from the episode "Blood Ties" where Dawn figures out she's the key. She is shocked and runs away, leaving Buffy and the others frantic. Spike and Buffy go out to look for her, and Spike reassures Buffy that Dawn would've run away even if she didn't know she was the key.

15. "And you should never hurt the feelings of a brutal killer. Actually, that's um..some pretty good advice."

Answer: Xander

This quote is from the episode "Crush" Buffy the gang are at the Bronze, when Spike shows up and tries to talk to Buffy, but Xander shoos him away. Anya says, "Xander, I think you may have hurt his feelings." That's when Xander says the above quote.

16. "Yea, like lollipops at the circus."

Answer: Drusilla

This is also from the episode "Crush." Drusilla has struck again!

17. "That would be wrong. You're not my boyfriend!"

Answer: April

From the episode "I Was Made To Love You." April's a robot that Spike got mad. Wasn't a pretty site watching April throw him out of a window.

18. "I wanna hurt you, but I can't resist the sinister attraction of your cold and muscular body."

Answer: the buffybot

From the hilarious but also touching episode "Intervention." Spike has gone WAY too far and decides that if he can't have the real Buffy..well, then, he'll make one.

19. "We should drop a piano on her. Well, it always works for that creepy cartoon rabbit when he's running from that nice man with the speech impediment."

Answer: Anya

From the thrilling episode "Spiral." Buffy has yet again not been able to defeat Glory. When Glory finds out Dawn is the Key, the gang look for ways to get out of danger. This is one of Anya's less appealing ideas.

20. "The gods themselves do tremble."

Answer: Spike

From the heartbreaking episode, "The Gift." Spike seems to be at his games again. Insulting Xander.

Source: Author chosen_one2192

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Television Quiz: Season 5 quotes: 20 Questions | Buffy The Vampire Slayer

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