"Seinfeld" - "The Nose Job" Trivia Quiz

Answer: That he's responsible for the crop circles in England

George: "Where'd you meet her?"
Jerry: "I met her on an elevator."
George: "On an elevator?"
George: "You met a woman on an elevator?"
Jerry: "Impossible, right?"
George: "You got less than 60 seconds."
George: "That's like dismantling a time bomb."
George: "What got into you?"
Jerry: "I don't know. She was so beautiful it was like a pure reflex. The words just came out of my mouth."
George: "Wow, what did you say?"
Jerry: (flashback in elevator) "You know, I'm the one responsible for those crop circles in England."
George: "Wow."
Jerry: "Can you believe I did that?"
George: "What did she say?"
Isabelle: (flashback in elevator) "What crop circles?"

Answer: He had a job interview

Jerry: "You've got something in your teeth."
George: "What?"
Jerry: "It's green."
George: "Oh, man, spinach. I've been walking around like this all afternoon."
Jerry: "Did you bump into anyone you knew?"
George: "I had a job interview."
Jerry: "How'd it go?"
George: "Take a guess."

Answer: Audrey

Jerry: "You don't need a job, you've got Audrey."
George: "Yeah. Right."
Jerry: "What's the matter?"
George: "No, nothing."
Jerry: "What?"
George: "You won't think I'm a bad person?"
Jerry: "Too late for that."
George: "Because, believe me, I would only say this to you and maybe a psychiatrist."
Jerry: "What is it?"
George: "Well... her nose is a little big."
Jerry: "Yeah, she's got a big nose."
George: "I mean, big would even be okay. It's a little beyond big."
Jerry: "It's a schnoz."

Answer: Peter Von Nostrand

Kramer: "My mother's going out with this guy who leaves a jacket in her house. She gives it to me, well two years later, he shows up and takes it back."
Kramer: "Now he's in prison, got arrested for mail fraud."
Kramer: "So, Elaine, all you have to do is go over to the apartment, tell the landlord that you're his daughter and you want to bring him the jacket in prison."
Elaine: "Won't the landlord know I'm not the daughter?"
Kramer: "No, he's never met her, she's in California."
Elaine: "Are you coming with me?"
Kramer: "Yeah, I have to, I'm your fiancé."
Kramer: "Peter Von Nostrand."

Answer: The Reggae Lounge

Audrey: "What's that splotch on your hand?"
Kramer: "Oh, I got stamped at The Reggae Lounge last night."
Kramer: "I'm going back there tonight, I'm not going to pay another cover charge."
George: "What, you didn't wash all day?"
Kramer: "Yeah, I washed, just not the hand."
Kramer: "You wouldn't believe the women at this club, oh man."

Answer: Isabel

This conversation is started off because George convinced Audrey to get a nose job.

George: "I'm going straight to hell, no two ways about it."
Jerry: "It might not be hell, but you're gonna run into some bad dudes."
George: "Hey, let's get the cheque, she's taking the bandages off at 4 o'clock."
Jerry: "We have time."
George: "It's exiting isn't it? She's going to have a whole new face."
Jerry: "It is exiting."
George: "Of course, not as exiting as miss crop circles."
Jerry: "Please, please Isabel? She is the most despicable woman I have ever met in my life."
Jerry: "I have never been so repulsed by someone mentally and so physically attracted to them at the same time."

Answer: "You got butchered."

George: "Okay, look, Audrey, before you take the bandage off, just remember that I was the one that encouraged you to do this. Now that you're going to become a great beauty, let's not forget how this all began, if you'd listened to your friend Elaine..."
Audrey: "George."
George: "Yeah?"
Audrey: "Enough."
George: "Right, enough."
Jerry: "Are we ready? Come on, let's get this show on the road."
Elaine: "You sure you want us here for this?"
Audrey: "Yes."
Jerry: "Shouldn't a doctor do it?"
Audrey: "No, he said I could do it."
Audrey: "Okay, here goes."
George: "This is very exciting, very exciting, it's like watching a birth."
(Audrey takes the bandages off, it turns out really bad)
Elaine: "It looks good."
Jerry: "Great job."
Kramer: "You got butchered."

Answer: The technical names of surgical procedures

During Jerry's finishing comedic act he pokes fun of technical terms such as: "rhinoplasty", which is the technical term for a nose job.

Jerry: "Does this person need to be insulted any further? They know they have a big nose, that's why they're coming in. Do they really need the embarrassment of being compared to a rhinoceros at this particular point in their lives?"

Answer: Babs

This is mentioned at the apartment of the man who has Kramer's jacket.

Elaine: "My father sure has an extensive wardrobe."
Man: "He is a fine dresser, and I'm sure I don't have to tell you he's quite popular with the ladies."
Elaine: "My father? Really, I had no idea."
Man: "Oh yes, they're crazy about him, there was one in particular, came in around two years ago. She looked a lot like you professor, could have been your mother."
Man: "What was her name again? Carter? Kramer, that's it."
Man: "Babs Kramer. Nasty woman."
Man: "Many a night I had to throw her out on the street, drunken stumblebum."
Kramer: (angry) "You don't say?"
Elaine: "I found it!"
(Man continues to insult Kramer's mother)
(Kramer clenches fists)
(Screen fades out)

Answer: Kramer

Kramer: "Well, I'll check you guys out later."
Kramer: "Ready?"
Audrey: (puts up fist revealing stamp) "I didn't wash."
Kramer: (also puts up hand) "Neither did I."
Kramer: "We're off to The Reggae Lounge."