"Seinfeld" - "The Tape" Trivia Quiz

Answer: A hair transplant

This logically makes sense because Jerry wrote his comedy acts around the storylines.

Jerry: "The transplant, the hair plug, is an interesting procedure."
Jerry: "It's really quite amazing."
Jerry: "Hair that was on your shower soap yesterday; can be on your head tomorrow."

Answer: Discoloration

Repairman: "I took off the motor relay on the compressor because, you've got some discoloration."
Jerry: "Oh, whatever you have to do."
Repairman: "I was working with one mount at a time, you know, because you don't want to disturb the position of the compressor."
Jerry: "No, you don't."

Answer: China

George: "I need to use the phone."
Jerry: "Who you calling?"
George: "China."
Jerry: "China, really?"
George: "Yeah, I'll pay for it."
Jerry: "What for?"
George: "What for? I'll tell you what for. For hair."
Jerry: "Hair?"
George: "The Chinese have done it, my friend, the Chinese have done it."
Jerry: "Done what?"
George: "Discovered the cure for baldness."

Answer: CNN

Repairman: "Did you see that last night?"
George: "It was on CNN. This Chinese doctor, Zang Zhao has discovered the cure for baldness."

Answer: Elaine

Elaine: "So did you hear this message?"
George: "Man, it was unbelievable."
Elaine: "Really?"
George: "Yeah, I can't get over it."
Elaine: "Sexy?"
George: "This woman drove us out of our minds."
Elaine: "Like, how did she sound?"
George: "She had this throaty, sexy kind of whisper."
Elaine: "Really? Like (in throaty whisper) Jerry, I want to slide my tongue around you like a snake."
George: "Oh, my god. You?"

Answer: The jockey got off the horse and chased him

Jerry: "Remember Beder?"
George: "Beder?"
Jerry: "Yeah, you remember Beder."
Jerry: "Remember how I told you that he went to the track one time and he was yelling at this jockey, and the jockey got off the horse and started chasing him?"

Answer: Marie

This is mentioned when Jerry has a phone conversation with Elaine.

Jerry: "Hello."
Elaine: "Hello, it's Elaine Marie Benes."
Jerry: "Well, hello."
Elaine: "Hello."
Elaine: "So, did you find out who that woman was?"
Jerry: "Yes, I got her number."

This of course is the wrong number because Elaine is the one who left the message.

Answer: True

This is mentioned on a phone call (Jerry got her number).

Alisha: "Hello."
Jerry: "Hello, is this Alisha?"
Alisha: "Yes."
Jerry: "This is Jerry Seinfeld."

After the date with Alisha, Jerry talks to Kramer:

Kramer: "So?"
Jerry: "I don't get this woman. We're having a great time, couple of laughs. Everything's nice."
Jerry: "End of the night, I go in for a little contact, I get the pullback."
Jerry: "This woman, she said the filthiest things I ever heard in my life, and I get the pullback."

Answer: George

George: "I've become attracted to Elaine."
Jerry: "Does she know?"
George: "No."
Jerry: "How did this happen?"
George: "I can't say."
Jerry: "Well, why can't you say?"
George: "Because I promised her."
Jerry: "I thought you just said she doesn't know."
George: "She doesn't."
Jerry: "So how could you promise her?"
George: "Because she asked me to."
Jerry: "What is this, an Abbott and Costello routine?"
George: "Alright, you really want to know?"
George: "It all started when she told me that she was the voice on your tape recorder."

Answer: True

Elaine: "I think I'll get going."
Jerry: "Stick around a while."
George: "It's early."
Kramer: "We'll order Chinese."
(Elaine leaves)
Jerry, George and Kramer: "Give me the tape, give me the tape."